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Issue: 961 | 3rd day of Relaxing, Y24 |
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Short Stories
 | The Quest"Rainclouds filled the sky at the Neopian marketplace. It hadn’t started raining yet, but there was no visible sunlight. Instead, there was a grey overcast making it a rather gloomy day outside."
by catapult1718 |  | Zix Defends Neopia"Zix kicked open the front doors of the Defenders HQ and stepped into the entrance with her hands on her hips. Once inside, she announced, 'Defenders of Neopia, say hello to your newest member!'"
by __doctor |  | Homecoming"As Milo and Gif'n walked up to the first hole of Tyrannian Mini Golf, Gif'n watched empathetically as he saw the smile slowly fade from his best friend’s face."
by notooryous |  | Brothers in Stars: Homecoming"Rain poured from the bleak grey clouds up above, a steady torrent that soaked everything in its path – a large tree, a worn-out picket fence, and even a stone statue of a beautiful Blumaroo with curly hair and a cheery smile that seemed to welcome the rain"
by precious_katuch14 |  | Rillien the Terrible DancerA Uni with four left feet.
by rkbear |
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"Rillien the Terrible Dancer" by rkbear
Crown Prince Rillien of Mini Glen, prince, warrior, and a terrible dancer. Ugh, dancing, what could dancing possibly do to make him a better ruler? He had never once seen his father dance before in his life! His father was a wonderful, kind, fair king and the kingdom was happy under his rule. So why did he have to learn to be a good dancer?
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 Fill Those Pet Slots: Underappreciated Additions
"In Issue 955 of the Neopian Times, I wrote about filling pet slots on a budget. However, I’m sure that there are many more pet slots to be filled across Neopia, so now I’m back to talk about filling pet slots with underappreciated additions."
by _brainchild_ |
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