Abigail or Triple A?
by katehoughtonbeckett

Abigail or Triple A
That’s the question we ask each day.

Can we beat the simple score?
Should we try for so much more?
Just need to follow a simple guide?
Simple? Nope! The writer lied!

This score simply cannot be done!
Trying to win is no longer fun!
Have I played this game before?
How did I get that high score?

I think AAA’s score is too high!
Why is that the score? WHY?!
Probably time to give it a rest.
AAA, you are a pest!

Wait, is that score getting near?
I really had no need to fear!
AAA’s score is beat for today,
At least until the next day!

Abigail or Triple A
That’s the question we ask each day.

Who Will You Choose?
by alyndasgallery

Daily Dare is back again,
So sharpen up your skill.
Practice playing games,
And choose whichever team you will.

Are you up for a big challenge,
Ready to take on AAA?
For if you are, then be prepared,
To practice most of the day.

Or perhaps you will choose Abigail,
Some say she's easy to beat.
But logging on each and every day,
Is still no easy feat.

The choice is yours, pick wisely
For you cannot change your mind.
It's hard work for some players,
Yet fun for others to unwind.

Daily Dare is back again,
Go on and have some fun.
It won't stay long so enjoy it,
And get all of your challenges won!

Daily Dare
by indulgences

I must confess, I've never played
A lot of Neo games.
I've never played the newer ones.
I do not know their names.

I can't beat AAA at all.
I never challenge him.
I'd rather side with Abigail.
Her scores are easy wins.

So, rather than beat AAA,
I'm flummoxed by his scores.
I don't have time to master all
The games I quite abhor.

Dear Abigail is my best bet
To join, this Daily Dare.
I hope to beat her easy scores.
I wonder how I'll fare!

So, good luck all, this Daily Dare!
It's bound to be quite fun!
Regardless of which side you choose,
Our fun has just begun!

My Neopets Rap
by sweetgirlie2389

Gather round, for some Neopets rhymes.
In due time, I’ll plant some Sneezles in your mind.
Cause it’s sick. Rapping ‘bout Neopia like this!

I’ve painted all four pets and I dress ‘em how I want,
NC Mall’s got the wares, buying pens up for my font;

For the boards.  I lurk the Shop Ads all day long,
Post up links to sell my goods and keep the siggy looking strong.

Not for you? I rock the Battledome too,
Increase my stats with Codestone training. Abilities tight, I rarely lose;

I love those dailies. Trudy’s got me logging in.
Search along Forgotten Shore, coconuts thrown ‘til arms get sore;

And I’ve got scores. Play games like action, card & board.
Working for Grand Master status. Earn trophies for account décor;

Like avatars. Collectors, you know what I mean.
Love to find the right solution, can’t scoff at my execution;

That’s how I do. No intention to stop playing soon.
Hanging out with friends and guild mates. Chatting morning, night and noon.

Now you know me. Those are my favorites on the site.
Hope you were hungry for the rhymes, and that curbed your appetite.

Edna - Cackle!
by xxsicklullabiesxx

Oh, Edna you spooky witch
With your fur as green as slime
I've done so many of your quests
And wasted so much time!

I've gone throughout all Neopia
To buy your items for
Your nasty, evil concoctions
And don't want to buy any more.

All I ask for you in return
Is a new avatar to show
I want it to brag and boast and gloat
And be seen as a questing pro.

But, instead, you choose to be stubborn
And keep it for yourself
Go get your ingredients on your own
I'll keep my Neopoints to myself.