Fluffy Faerie Pancakes
By Healer_princess

A Kiko wakes up and what does he see?
Fluffy Faerie pancakes! His eyes fill with glee.
"Covered in syrup or butter," he sung
"It will always taste good... even in dung!"

How did they make them? It must be magic!
If they had never existed, it would be tragic
Don't give me apples, don't give me cheese
Pass the fluffy Faerie pancakes, please!

So he put on some butter, some syrup and jam
He added some brain cheese,
And even some ham
He added some cream,
Some beef and veg baby food
If he added all this, he must be in a good mood!

He saw it was big, fluffy and light
He opened his mouth, about to take a bite
But something was wrong,
For he didn't taste cream
Instead he woke up... it had just been a dream!

He felt so sad, the Kiko almost cried
He felt as if the Chia Clown had just had him pied
But then he opened his eyes,
And what did he see?
Fluffy Faerie pancakes! His eyes filled with glee.

The Curse of the Disco Toilet
By Ostashia

The Kyrii was thinking
His memories sinking
Deep underneath Kiko Lake
His problems involved
Disco toilets, unsolved
Was his trivia
(By now he had a headache)

This verse (the second)
Or so he reckoned
To be the best one yet
Involving a Barbat
We can say, so far that
Was the Kyrii's petpet
With a jig and a dance
Leaving the Kyrii in trance
The Barbat began too groove
It was inspired
By what had transpired
(With a disco toilet) so it moved

Like Branston the Eyrie
The Barbat and Kyrii
Boogied like you never saw
The music was blasting
The dancing everlasting
And bolted was the disco door
The Kyrii panicked, it was plain
Despite efforts (in vain)
They were locked and trapped inside
So do remember
On the 1st of December
The terrifying, discoish ride

For in the toilet lives
The Bogabives
Or "The Disco Terror"
So while you dance
beware of the trance
That if catches you
You'll dance... FOREVER!!

Ugga Ugga
By Puzz1ed

I once had Ugga Ugga,
It didn't go that well.
I ate a rotten omelette
And my throat began to swell.
In front of me there was a
Very tiny bug.
I yelled at it but it came out as
"Ugga ugga ugg!"

My owner called the doctor,
And she gave me a shot,
Although the shot was little,
It really hurt a lot!
She finally told me,
That the cure would cost too much,
I was angry, I would never know
That she would tell me such!

I took a trip to Faerieland,
To see the Water Faerie,
Inside my mouth she put right in
A tiny purple berry,
I felt a flash of strangeness,
And then I said a word,
That word was, "Yay!" because I knew
That I was finally cured!

Warf Rescue Team
By Dark_zafara_faerie

Hearing a small, pitied cry,
My eyes gaze upward towards the sky.
In the branches of a tall tree,
I spy a small Kadoatie.

I frown and wonder what to do,
I'm pained by her small frightened mew.
The Kadoatie sheds a sorry tear,
But look! The Warf Rescue Team is here!

A blue Warf flies into the air,
Reaching for her with greatest care.
For The Rescue Team I'll root,
As they float down on parachute.

The Kadoatie licks the Warf's face,
I think we've finally closed this case.
Her dignity she can redeem,
Thanks to the greatest rescue team.

Now this Kadoatie's free to roam,
I'm slowly heading towards my home.
My happiness I can renew,
Everything's better now... "mew!"

Thyora's Tear
By Fantasyguru123

Remnants of a tattered past,
As I gaze upon the waters abreast.
As it was a torment of rage,
For I bear the memories on my chest.

Standing ground against the
Horrendous Skeiths,
Shall he show his courage,
Against the foul beasts.

A battle of a brother,
Defending his village
Fell at their hands,
On a successful pillage.

With being late,
Of the news I received.
I was too late to save
Everything, for I was deceived.

So I share my feelings,
For I am alone and lost.
Was it worth the honor,
As a life was at cost?

As I reached for the chain,
The Faerie had handed me.
She spoke of a promise,
For all to see.

Frozen was the tear,
That fell from her cheek.
Promises of protection,
Shall this amulet seek.

I now wear this proudly,
For I show no fear.
Given from a friend,
For this is Thyora's Tear.