Maths Nightmare
By Discocow_moo

Drowsy, dozing, slumber, snooze,
Tranquil sleep takes over the mind.
Peacefulness with nothing to lose,
Dreaming dreams, the untroubled kind.

Harmonious fields of luscious green,
One Babaa hops over a fence.
Then two, and then there's three seen,
All of a sudden, the atmosphere becomes intense

Babaas are getting massive, closer,
Evil mutant sheep-like creatures,
Huge and mean as a bulldozer,
Demanding Imiya to answer a question of math,
Or else destructing everything in its path,
Tearing peace apart.

Heart pounding up and down;
An emotional roller coaster.
The monsters are getting closer,
Someone please help me,
Monsters are getting closer,
They're gaining on me slowly,
Monsters getting closer,
Monsters closer,
Closer,
Jolting awake.

Ode to the Snowager
By Goten__10

In an icy land that time forgot,
Beneath the snowy wastes,
Lying deep within Terror Mount
Lies a creature of peculiar tastes.

Not content with life in solitude,
He amasses all his wealth,
And his treasure can only be taken
By a brave Neopet of great stealth.

From keyrings to rare plushies,
Even priceless Neggs by the ton,
He hoardes his precious items,
And sleeps - but just for fun.

As soon as he hears footsteps,
He stirs and gives an icy roar,
And any foolish Neopet
Runs terrified for the door.

And yet this icy creature
Needs as much as all the rest;
Just a cuddle when he's lonely,
Or feeling not his best.

So give a hearty cheer for the Snowager,
And stop on by his cave,
But beware, oh reckless Neopets,
He doesn't always behave!

The Lab Ray
By Russle_2003_uk

I crept into the Secret Lab,
my heart pounding with fear,
for just ahead there was the ray;
my goal was oh so near.

I stood in front of the machine.
"I wonder what it does?"
was all that I had time to think,
before I became a Buzz.

"Oh no!" I cried out in great dismay,
I wondered what to do.
I pressed another button,
and saw that I was blue!

I fiddled 'round with that darn ray,
I had to turn me back.
My strength went up, my speed went down,
then everything went black.

I woke up back home in my bed;
what had I become now?
I realised it was all a dream,
I was still a rainbow Kau.

The Kadoatery
By Videobobbob

I went to the Kadoatery,
I thought I'd lend a hand.
I went to the Kadoatery,
I heard they're undermanned.
I went to the Kadoatery,
I thought I'd do some good.
I went to the Kadoatery,
But no one wanted food.

So...

I waited for ten minutes,
And then I wandered back.
I looked at all the creatures,
Arranged up in the rack.
They all looked pretty happy,
And satisfied as well.
I guess I just can't help them
If they already feel swell.

So...

I thought I'd wait an hour
Before going again.
An hour passed, and I went off
To see my little friends.
I badly want to help them,
So they might help me, too.
I really want the avatar,
It's pink and very cute.

But...

I got to the Kadoatery
And everyone was full again!

The Hues of the Turmaculus
By Sub_Neo

A sleeping giant lies on the Meridell grasses,
In a perfect spot under the shade,
Unaware of whatever time passes,
Sitting so close to Illusen's Glade.

How could anyone disturb a sleep so peaceful?
As the Turmaculus sits still, so calm and serene.
Resting all day, his energy is plentiful,
While he enjoys an everlasting dream.

How can you kick and push an innocent beast,
Who needs all the rest he can get?
Awaking him before he finishes his feast--
Don't be upset when he eats another Petpet.

Taking a trip to see the Turmaculus
Can be a gamble,
Depending on his mood, he can shower you
With gifts and stats.
Or in a rush, turn your Petpet's life to shambles;
Only travel to Meridell if you're OK with that.

It's a mystery why he needs so much rest to toll,
The hues of the Turmaculus always run deep.
Maybe it has something to do with Turmac roll,
So allow this green-purple mound
To get some sleep.