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Random Contest Winners!
Every week or so we have a new Random Contest. The rules and events vary from competition to competition. Below are the winners from the last contest. If you'd like to enter the current contest, wander on over to the Random Contest submission form and have a look at what the currently silly task is. If you think you're up for it, give it a shot and submit your entry.
 Contest: Where's Lawyerbot? Now WHERE did he go? Oh sorry, didn't see you there. Lawyerbot seems to have wandered off. It seems your task for this next week will be to write one sentence disclaimers for Neopets! Please be creative and don't use our disclaimers because we will recognize them and you won't be chosen. The entries will be judged by cleverness, humour and quality! First Place Ten winners receive the Random Contest avatar, 10,000 NP and an item of DOOM. 'Terror Mountain' Disclaimer by alex_britti Disclaimer: There is no guarantee that 'Terror Mountain' will contain 'terror' nor 'mountain'-like terrain; please be advised that any disappointment caused by lack of said qualities is the responsibility of the user, and management is not liable. ---------- Neohome Insurance by cranberrymoon Purchasing Neohome Insurance in the extensions section does not actually protect your items. Furthermore, we will not be responsible for any paper cuts you receive from your Neohome insurance document if you choose to purchase it. ---------- Hubert's Disclaimer by cxerlha Disclaimer: Hubert's Hot Dogs contain little or no quality meat; Hubert's Hot Dogs Inc. and all related businesses and associations are not responsible for any injury or sickness caused by the hotdogs sold here, nor can they report where they got their meat from. ---------- Take note, AC3 fans! by flosset Yooyuball: Not responsible for lost wages, unfinished chores, questionable hygiene, or wrist related injuries. ---------- Disclaimers by sajpa25719 Neopet's guilds are strictly forbidden of using apostrophes (') for fear that their sharp sharpness will severely damage all Lutari(s) who are an endangered species protected by law and Sloth. ---------- Neopets Disclaimer... by sakura_x_mika Please alert anyone available in your home to place your computer in a well-sunlit area and to water you periodically; Neopets may cause you to stay on the computer for days on end. ---------- Meepit by sckubydew It is not recommended to operate, even a domestic meepit, without proper face protection. ---------- Long-Winded by sleipnir000 Caution: Entering in this Random Contest may cause one or more of the following to happen: the use of semi-colons to legally extend a sentence beyond its capability; the use of grandiose and bombastic words to make the disclaimer sound esoteric and lawyer-like; the use of this particular clause to keep with the parallelism; and possibly a mild form of writer's block; should any of these symptoms occur, seek professional help or a creative writing class at your local community college. ---------- Awesome page ahead! by spyropiro Disclaimer: We cannot be accountable for any sudden fainting, dizziness, or hallucinations due to the awesomeness of the page that you are about to enter. ---------- Finger Cramps by sundownstarsout Finger cramps are the leading cause of NeoFrustration, so please make sure you stretch properly before playing. ---------- Second Place Twenty lucky people have 5,000 NP, the Random Contest avatar and an item whizzing their way. Meep? by _the_kitteh_ Lawyerbot says: Please remember to stay in school, give TNT cookies, don't run with scissors, be careful with large battledome equipment, have parental supervision when cooking, and always obey the meepits...wait- who wrote this?!! ---------- Neoentry by ashycu Not responsible for inadvertently adding the prefix 'Neo' to words. ---------- Yooyuball studies by barir644 Yooyuball does NOT count as an extracurricular activity on your college application. ---------- No Harm Intended by citrineice12 No lawyers were bothered in the making of this message. ---------- Poogle - poo-gull by closemycoffin Warning: Neopets, Inc cannot be held responsible for any confusion between a poodle and poogle. ---------- Neopia by dragontamer195 We are not to be held responsible if you get sucked into a black hole, get eaten by a book, disappear randomly, or be abducted by a robot. ---------- Lever of Doom by drchatter Neopets cannot be responsible for whatever action that befalls anyone who dares to pull the lever of doom in the Virtupets station; it's called the lever of doom for a reason. ---------- LOL by egle_the_special Neopets is not responsible for embarrassment over events such as saying 'LOL' or 'ROTFL' out loud. ---------- Altador Betting by futuretxgovernor Neopets is not responsible for any financial misfortunes caused by any bets made on the outcome of the Altador cup, and the staff humbly suggests that in the future, should you wager your entire retirement fund on your team winning the Altador cup in a straight sweep, that you not choose to support Faerieland. ---------- Disclaimer Of all disclaimers by meesaroo Disclaimer: You need parental permission to view this disclaimer. ---------- Meepit Allergy by mellow_ Allergy notification: This site may contain Meepits. ---------- Restock woes by noicepls Neopets is not responsible in any way for damage done to keyboard, mouse, and other computer paraphernalia caused by fits of rage over missing rare item restocks. ---------- While Impersonating Lawyerbot... by poissonneondn Please be careful while impersonating Lawyerbot, as obsessively doing so may result in strong desires to warn others of the dangers of seemingly harmless Neopian activities, constant carrying of a legal manual, and irreversible robotification. ---------- Turmac Roll by psitheforsaken Disclaimer: Neopets, Inc. is not responsible for everything in the room shifting to the left (hereafter known as 'Wonky Vision') from playing fourteen hours of Turmac Roll without a coffee break. If you contract Wonky Vision from excessive use, please take two hours of Destructomatch until you can see the blocks when you close your eyes. Thank you. ---------- Contains nuts by rory321363 Disclaimer. Warning, neopets does contain nuts. ---------- Wheel of Mediocrity Disclaimer by sakuyatsukio Neopets takes absolutely no responsibility for the lack of excitement, joy, elation, happiness, hysteria, euphoria, or any other warm and fuzzy feelings that will not occur as a result of usage of this wheel. ---------- *puff of smoke* by silent_snow Disclaimer: Neopian books do not come with a warranty; if your book has mysteriously disappeared, leaving nothing but a puff of smoke behind, we are not paying for it, nor are we paying for a detective to track down its whereabouts. ---------- Disclaimer by spelt DISCLAIMER: Lawyerbot does not write his own disclaimers. ---------- Make Some Noise by starrytan Neopets shall not be liable for any damages or injuries caused such as sprain fingers, damaged keyboards and mental trauma caused to surrounding people by the loud tapping of the keys should you still insist on getting that high score of more than 10,000 points in Make Some Noise. ---------- Lawyerbot says: by 849756 If I don't do it, it's probably against the rules. ---------- Third Place Lastly there were 100 runners-up who will each receive 2,000 NP and the Random Contest avatar.
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