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Random Contest Winners!
Every week or so we have a new Random Contest. The rules and events vary from competition to competition. Below are the winners from the last contest. If you'd like to enter the current contest, wander on over to the Random Contest submission form and have a look at what the currently silly task is. If you think you're up for it, give it a shot and submit your entry.
 Contest: Limerick Laughs *scribbling noise* Everyone enjoys a good laugh right? Well the task of this week is to write a Neopian limerick. A limerick is a five-line poem with strict form and should be witty or humorous. (Please keep these appropriate for Neopets.) The theme of your limerick should be Neopets. We will judge your creations first on quality, and then on creativity, originality, and, well, humour. First Place Ten winners receive the Random Contest avatar, 10,000 NP and an item of DOOM. Tale of a Mutant Slorg by aspidistra There once was a Slorg named Sven, Who was as joyful as he could have been But his happiness did halt, When he came across a mote of salt, Now I doubt he can smile again. ---------- A Uni's Dilemma by jetcity78 A Uni once went to Shenkuu In the Cooking Pot he wanted to make stew. Though he mixed and he mixed, all items were nixed. Please just give me the avvie Bonju! ---------- Fun with Fitness by m_wiencek The Kacheek ran lickety split in hopes of becoming fit. But he fell on his face as he tried to change pace, and on Neovision he became a great hit! ---------- Dotdotdot... by marymao It was left in Faerieland to rot Perhaps by one who simply forgot Sad, I'll agree, A blue grundo plushie Who only says '...' ---------- SALE by nooglemoogle I wanted an item that tops All the products in everyone's shops I used the shop wiz He's the best in the biz And now I'm the queen of fish pops ---------- A Chomby Limerick by phress There once was a misbehaved Chomby, Who never listened to his mommy, He went to the Haunted Wood, Though she said it wasn't good, And now he's come home a zombie! ---------- Ode to Sore Losers by pockybox Key Questing will prove your grit; It's a noble endeavor, But you've got to be clever, Or else-wait, I'm LOSING? I quit! ---------- Danger! by teeyanah I thought Lawyerbot was a bit of a nut Supervision while writing - a bit much I thought I'd be fine Just writing a rhyme But I ended with a paper cut ---------- A Limerick of Great Optimism by terraswan A sad grundo set up a great wail 'By the spines of a skeith's mighty tail! Though I try as I might Making rhymes that sound right My poor limerick is certain to fail!' ---------- Space Delicacies by vanessa1357924680 The Grundo chef leaned in towards me With a look on his face of pure glee He held up a dish Of old rotting fish And said, 'Come eat my recipe!' ---------- Second Place Twenty lucky people have 5,000 NP, the Random Contest avatar and an item whizzing their way. Fluffy the Scruffy by absdafabs There once was a Lupe called Fluffy, Who always looked very scruffy, His owner gave him a brush, Which made him look lush, But Fluffy thought it made him look stuffy ---------- Meepit Truth by bama_girl12 There once was Meepit from Neopia Who wished to create a Utopia 'We know invasion is right!' 'Neopians will fall without a fight!' And soon all will inhabit Meepit-opia! ---------- Why does Sloth keep trying? by cjshobbes All of Sloth's conquests have failed, His evil schemes all have been bailed, Needless to say, He tries anyway, Even with all the complaints he's been mailed! ---------- Lawyerbot's Limerick by cloudzpup Lawyerbot dreams of a day Where no longer must he say, 'Don't lie, cheat, or steal! Make sure your works real!' So he can relax on the beach all day. ---------- An 'Ode' to Hannah by devil_62 There once was a Neopian named Hannah, Who always wore a nifty bandana. Well, that's not very true, But what are you gonna do? 'Cause the only other rhyme was piana. ---------- Poor Meepit by eagle_flyte There here's known a story astronomical, With a King and a Janitor quite comical, But while history's redeemed, A meepit's un-seamed, So it really is a sad story after all. ---------- Key Questing by esmaya There once was a faerie named Bree Who always was missing a key. It became so insane That she made up a game With great prizes for helpers like me! ---------- King Hagan by ethmblue37 There was a wise king of Brightvale, Who sent all his jesters to jail, But along came a jester, Whose jokes were much better, And laughter, not wisdom prevailed! ---------- The Turmaculus by german_girl16 Approach if you dare this great beast, Upon your petpet he will feast. You can poke him with a stick or give him one, swift kick, Either way, his hunger has ceased. ---------- Farmer Follies by jezac There once was a farmer in a field of hay, A Moehog with a windmill tinted grey, Forcing the blades to rotate Causes him to become irate, 'WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!' ---------- Which shopkeeper? by lolzeh Mr. Shopkeeper, you are very brave, Selling dung from the depths of your cave! He said, 'I'll admit, It does smell a bit. But think of the money I will save!' ---------- In the Kadoatery by monosaccharides There once was a sad pink Kadoatie Whose needs were quite a rich sight to see Grey Toast, Bacon, Eggs And a list full of Neggs He'll cry 'til you spend all your NP. ---------- Climbing Princess by moon_wolf363 There was once a princess from Shenkuu. That claimed to climb faster than you. With a hop and a skip. She ascended quick. All while you were still tying your shoe. ---------- The Skeith With Neezles by oblivionxriku There once was a Skeith so weak From hunger, he could not even speak. He spotted some leaves, And ate them with glee! But alas, it was Overgrown Cheese. ---------- Remembering Coltzan by ok886 Coltzan, who was a great king Collapsed one night while eating: His guests jumped with a gasp For this they could not grasp He died without eating his pudding. ---------- Laywerbot's Woes. by pafc_will There once was a robot named Lawyerbot [Affirmative] Who dreamed of writing his own plot [Unconfirmed] Denied by his employer [-Sob-] Is now a lawyer [Confirmed] Attempting to bring back the slots! ---------- Ode to Glue by punctuation_ninja There once was an Ona from Shenkuu, Who wrote many limericks about glue. He said, 'It's not tricky, But they're awfully sticky, And get fused to my desk top, too.' ---------- NeoWork by rainmoonfeather I am on Neopets all day Which may be silly to say I play while I'm at work Which is kind of a perk I love the Boss Button Display ---------- Adhesives are dangerous by thestripednegg2 There once was a Chomby who blew Bubbles that slowly turned blue They floated around And bounced off the ground Then stuck to that Chomby like glue ---------- An Endorsement for Omelettes by thursday_next The Chomby and Poogle would surely be missed, Their owner angrily sat shaking his fist. 'I sent them for Jelly; they were famished! How could they possibly have vanished?' Because Jelly World doesn't exist. ---------- Third Place Lastly there were 100 runners-up who will each receive 2,000 NP and the Random Contest avatar.
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