An Ode To My Safety Deposit Box
by Seoulful

Oh Safety Deposit Box, 
You are my favorite safe
That stores the items 
I am saving for another day.
Where else could I keep those 
Codestones while I wait patiently to train,
Or store the books I save 
For days when, outside, there is rain?

I think there could be Petpets there, 
And possibly some neggs,
I think I've saved every omelette 
Because my 'pets like eggs.
I have furniture for my Neohome 
That I have yet to sell,
And wearbles and jewelry 
That make my 'pets look swell.

I wonder if I could find a paint brush 
Or some bottled faeries
Among the Pick Your Own 
Piles of dung and super juicy berries.
I know I have some backgrounds 
And millions of plushies,
And leftovers from my gallery 
When I collected slushies.

I see my Battledome equipment 
Sitting, getting rusty.
I've found my keychains 
From the Snowager that all are very dusty.
I keep Advent toys and other joys 
From dailies, shops, and plots.
I have so much that 
Many things inside my safe I've forgot.

Alas, I still need 
The safety deposit avatar for myself.
I can't believe I haven't got it yet, 
With all these items on my shelf.
I should save more, but I think 
I've stored more than I can keep track.
My box is just so full of mysteries, 
It keeps me coming back.

Assignment 53
by Jepot09

Jump, duck, left, right.
Would you ever give the fight?

Up, down, bounce, wait.
Don't jump yet, you'll fall for Sloth's sake!

Chance, life, points, time.
Don't give yet at Wuba Prime!

Nerkmids, enemies --
Jump on them, they won't be pleased.

Checkpoints, force fields --
Awesome things they yield.

A game about five scientists.
Invasion Force, to help is their wish.
New recruit, go rescue them!
To Wuba Prime you will be sent.

Gross Foods all around for you to be stronger,
Speed Wings all around for you to be faster,
Nerkmids all around for you to be better.

Eddix, Moxi...
Good luck. Why? You'll see.

My Two Bunnies
by Bwwiccan101

I have a bunny,
a Cybunny, too.
One of them's grey,
the other is blue.

One of them's virtual,
the other one's real.
One I can look at,
the other I can feel.

One of them eats
fake carrots and peas;
the other one knows how
to attract lotsa fleas.

One of them's soft
and real fun to cuddle;
the other's a sweetheart
that loves to go battle.

I named her Eeyore
in her grey fur suit.
She's the real one, so
adorable and cute.

VampBunny's cute and
dressed for Halloween.
She's the cutest Cybunny
anyone has ever seen.

So, you should stop in
and look at my bunny,
or swing by the site
and get you a Cybunny.

A Game Of Cheat!
by Kadface

Playing a game of Cheat!
Kalora makes her move.
She places down three cards
Delicately with one hoof.

"Three Kings," she announces.
A smug smile creeps in.
Two cards left in hand.
Two rounds left to win.

Brucey B considers.
Perhaps it is a bluff?
To accuse or not.
The choice is very tough.

"Cheat!" -- a declaration.
Capara with teeth barred.
The Kau reaches over
And turns the first card.

A royal Kougra, a king!
Two cards left to turn.
Capara looks nervous.
Kalora's face is stern.

Another king, a Gelert,
Adorns the next face.
Another turn, another king.
Capara in disgrace.

Kalora smiles again.
Her turn had come again.
"Two eights," she says. "I'm done.
Thanks for the good game."

Kalora, Master of Cheat!
The Kau on holiday.
Having won, she is ready.
More games left to play.

Neopoints From The Sky
by Flufflepuff

If one cold, wet, crazy day
It began to rain
Neopoints down from the sky,
There'd be so much pain.

The best umbrella would not shield
From to-be-formed head bumps,
Yet those with foolish aims would wish
For sums in larger lumps.

The tense scrambles that'd ensue
Would get so many hurt.
Now, my friends, I pose this to you:
What's a Neopoint worth?

Of course, they're used to buy good food,
That I do not doubt.
But is amassing Neopoints
What life is all about?

Granted, it feels grand to hoard them,
Collecting's grander still.
Even so, it's hard to let go:
Some folks never will.

Imagining reactions, though,
Of those at the Tree
When someone mass-donates codestones
Is quite a sight to see.

Another thing that's nice to do
Is give a gift with love.
Almost as good is playing to play:
Mainly to self-improve.

Right now it's raining Neopoints,
But I am not to blame.
I know my place, seek refuge there:
And beg you do the same.