#NeoQuester #4lyfe
by Jirachi68106

NeoQuest II
Consumes my life,
And whenever I play it
Everything seems right.

I take on enemies
And buy potions by the tens,
Although I hardly use them
When I'm with my three friends.

I cross through five lands --
One icy, another dry,
The final one:
Up in the sky.

I travel for hours,
I travel for miles.
Searching for Fyora
On checkered tiles.

Out of Zombom, Silicast,
And Hubrid Nox, the beast,
I think it's King Terask
That I'll miss the least.

Fighting Terask twice
Intimidates me,
But that gold Rohane trophy
Is what I want to see.

The Haunted Hijinks
by Toffeedatepudding

This is a poem about merrymaking 
In a graveyard by the Haunted Woods 
That makes you bewildered 
Because Petpet spirits come and go,
Because you swing your mallet to and fro,  

And when the hijinks are done 
And you have your items well won, 
This is the poem that leaves memories 
In that dark graveyard, filled with tombs 
While petrified trees watch, eyes unseen.  

This is a poem about boisterous laughs 
In a graveyard with a green Eyrie, 
Which fills your eyes with glee, 
Because Petpet ghouls rise from below, 
Because you bop them while they glow,

And when you watch them fade away,
And you keep the gifts they leave behind,
This is the poem that lingers
In the cold, foggy graveyard under stars, 
Where Petpets groan and disappear.  

This is a poem about Haunted Hijinks 
In the graveyard, deserted and grim, 
That intimidates yet excites... 
Because you wonder what you will see, 
Because you dread the souls you free,

And when the mallets have fallen
And the sigh escapes your chest, 
This is the poem that amazes
In that graveyard by the Haunted Woods, 
Where Petpets grant prizes so rare.

An Ode To Classic Neohomes
by Celestialguineapig

Oh, Classic Neohomes,
We’re glad to have you back!
Seems after the transition 
You went out of whack.

Now that you’re here
It’s time to plan, maybe snag a bargain
For a new room or Neogarden

Living room, lounge, or bath --
So many options for a new room,
Or perhaps it’s time to put a garden in bloom.

Perspective, tiling, it’s all skill...
So many options to make 2D look great;
Who ever said Classic has gone out of date?

There’s a special charm about 
A well-designed home, be it new or old --
Styled well, with interiors bold.

No matter how ancient or outdated they get,
Classic Neohomes, 
You’ll always hold a special place
In my heart when you're designed with grace.

So, hark!
We’re happy to see you working again,
For Classic Neohomes 
Have become our friend.

One Night At kelp
by Yarslov

One night at kelp
The host called my name,
He brought me to my table
And began to explain,
"Your waitress will be here with you soon."

One night at kelp
I spent all my savings,
It was a night to remember,
And I can always make more Neopoints later.

One night at kelp
I ordered a three meal course,
Angel Hair Salad to start out,
Spicy Radish Salad for my main course,
And Honeyed Horn Of Plenty to end the night.

One night at kelp
My Neopet couldn't finish what we ordered,
The waitress came
And gave him the leftovers,
Something happened!
We got an avatar, too!

One night at kelp
Was a magical night --
The food,
The Neopets...
Were a delight.

The Neoboards Are Great
by Indulgences

It doesn't take arithmetic
To calculate my joy.
I love to chat with strangers and
With every girl and boy!

We come from different walks of life,
But we must all agree
That Neopets is loads of fun.
It fills us all with glee!

We share our tastes in paint brush clothes,
Debating them as well.
Opinions fly out left and right.
Our fun cannot be quelled!

We chat about the Neo staff,
Invite them to join in,
But TNT is hard to find.
It fills us with chagrin!

We love to post our dreams and hopes.
We seek encouragement.
We get some hints from users kind
Toward our accomplishments!

So, that is why the Neoboards
Are excellent and cool.
The people there are wonderful.
They surely freaking rule!