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Jhudora Day Special

A Quest for Jhudora
by kadface

Far away from the crowd, waits a Faerie most proud,
With green in her hair and a surly aura,
‘Tween forest and rivers, best of quest givers,
Why it’s only the celebrated Jhudora. 

In shadows she lingers, sparks dance from her fingers,
Mysterious tasks for adventurers bold,
She whispers her needs for questers to heed,
Promises treasure that’s worth more than gold. 

Her laugh rings like thunder, it fills you with wonder,  
As you hasten forward, your heart starts to race. 
With eyes like the twilight, her heart dark as midnight,  
She poses her challenge of something to trace.

It may be unfair, but there’s no time to spare,
You need to return long before the sunrise,
One item to find, if you’d be so kind. 
Then she’ll be happy to give you her prize. 

As you race away, to beat light of day,
Your task well in hand as you speed from the glen,
You know this dark Faerie, although slightly scary,
Is better than that haughty and vain Illusen!

Evil or Misunderstood?
by togepwi

They say she was banned
To the outskirts of Faerieland
A dark faerie from long ago
With a past not many know

Visit Jhudora in her lair
And accept her quest if you dare
What will she use those items for?
We'll never know as she shuts the door

She doesn't need permission
But her actions raise suspicion
Is she really doing anything wrong?
Perhaps we should learn to get along!

Even Queen Fyora keeps a close eye
In case Jhudora plans a surprise
But maybe she's just misunderstood
Surely there has to be some good!

Jhudora's Plant
by roxanna203

A green festering seed appeared,
From thin air - a rare breed,
Thus, curiosity led to be planted,
What would bloom was not granted.

A malodor commenced in a week,
It was a smell that was unique,
Leaves sprouted in purple and green,
And a bud that has never been seen.

Two weeks passed - now in bloom,
This plant had an essence of doom,
The name "Creepy Jhudora" was given,
The reason clear for its decision.

Three weeks now - the plant multiplied,
It was time to sell - but who would buy?
There were fans of Jhudora, sure,
And scientists came in galore.

It was indeed an odd plant to keep,
Considering the smell that reeked,
But loyal fans of Jhudora loved it,
A one of a kind plant must admit.

To Earn My Wand
by 9kas

Welcome, you weak and feeble Neopian, 
I know the one thing you truly wish for. 
My Wand - an artifact of utmost beauty,
To wield it you must perform some chores. 

If you dare venture into my Bluff,
I’ll send you on some little quests. 
Bring me items with quickest haste,
Rewards I’ll grant if you pass the tests. 

But don’t be naive and think it just takes
One measly quest to get THE prize. 
Fifty whole levels you’ll have to complete 
And should you fail, I won’t sympathize!

You’ll start off with some easy requests,
The dullest of dull should complete with ease. 
Run to the shop wizard, buy me a thing,
A poisonous lollipop for you, if you please. 

Beware, the quests get exponentially harder,
As I sit on my throne and watch you perform. 
Along the way I’ll reward you with more
Fun Jhudora merch to keep you warm. 

And if you happen to make it to fifty
Be ready with a stash of R99’s. 
For if you fail (and you undoubtedly will)
The Wand shall remain forever mine.

An Ode to the Illusen and Jhudora Stockings
by i_lovee_icecream

Hung above the fireplace,
Are stockings of purple and green.
Look closely at their details,
I don’t think they’re what they seem…

Images of two faeries,
Famous to us all.
Are they talking to each other?
Are they about to brawl?

I see them head on,
And they look smiling and happy.
But out of the corner of my eye,
Do they look angry or sappy?

I swear their eyes,
Move around to see. 
Are they looking at each other?
Or are they following me?

Brimmed in faux fur,
And stitched to perfection. 
Illusen and Jhudora,
Might even hold each other’s affections…

Whatever the stockings are doing,
Whether magic or ordinary. 
I can’t wait to put them away until next year. 
Maybe I’ll finally learn the true story…

Questing for Jhudora
by therainbowsheep

It all begins at Jhudora's Bluff -
At first, it is easy enough!
Level one so simple, it's deceiving,
Neopets skip off believing.

I can do this, they think with cheer.
Not realizing it ends in tears.
Fifty quests is not so many,
The prizes worth a pretty penny!

Purple Spotted Shroom for example,
Is valuable and a sample -
Of what is next to come,
Worth millions and then some.

But by twenty-eight, it's looking bleak
Questers let out a stressed squeak,
When they hear what they're asked for next,
An r99, now things are complex!

From here on out, it is a gamble.
Is this a game you can handle?
The path forward is pricey and risky,
And Jhudora is a little shifty!

Who knows what she will demand,
Chances are it's something grand.
Un-buyable and quite rare,
Leaving your wallet bare.

But if you're lucky enough,
And are able to stay tough,
Wand of the Dark Faerie is yours,
What an incredible score!

Team Jhudora
by agedbeauty

The day is here - 
ALL HAIL THE QUEEN!
Fyora, what? No - 
That's not who I mean!

If your queen isn't 
Dark and full of sass,
Then yawn, so boring,
Move along, pass!

The only queen for me
Is our Queen of the Dark - 
Hair of purple, streak of green,
And a devious inner spark.

I'll wear Jhudora's colours,
And I'll complete her quest - 
She wants a Draik Egg, a rare stamp?
Anything at her behest!

While today we're all Team Jhudora
And we'll all say Illusen is a bore,
I am ALWAYS Team Jhudora - 
And will be forevermore!

Jhudora Knows Best
by shenkuun

Upon her cloud of violet deep, 
Where stormy winds and Bartamus creep, 
There dwells a faerie, fierce and bold, 
With tales of darkness, cruel, and cold. 

Jhudora, a Dark Faerie misunderstood, 
Tried to fit in as best as she could, 
Engulfed in corruption, she walks alone, 
A darkened heart upon her shadowed throne. 

With rage sparking her maleficent aura, 
Her wicked touch of a flower, shadowed flora, 
Closely watched by Queen Fyora, 
By speculation of evil, she is Jhudora. 

Evidence of wrongdoing surely lacks, 
If as evil as they say, she covers her tracks, 
Stop by her today and complete a quest, 
After all she's Jhudora, she always knows best.

A Risky Quest for a Valuable Reward
by theguy2020

Are you ready for a quest,
One that can reward you with one of a weapon owned by only the best,
Jhudora is who you need to meet,
First impressions matter so be there on time to greet! 

Don’t be startled by any danger that may come soon,
After a while you’ll be quite immune,
One could even say excited to see what is next,
Despite it possibly being complex!

Jhudora can ask for many items throughout Neopia,
You won’t always find them as this isn’t a perfect utopia,
However the fun comes from the thrill,
Just make sure you can cover the bill! 

Starting out with items that are easier to find,
As you near level 50 she isn’t as kind,
Among the rarest items she can ask from,
However the rewards are elite as she won’t leave you with just a crumb! 

You have about sixteen minutes each time,
If you’re late she may consider it a crime,
You’ll have to start back at level one,
An act that may leave you quite stunned!

A new prize pool is the word on the street,
Tough to believe as the current prizes are already hard to beat,
We’re all excited to see what is in store,
After all - Jhudora’s Quests open many doors!

Jhudora’s Bluff
by maddie_bangz

On the outskirts of the mystical Faerieland
Near jagged rock and glowing stone
Jhudora awaits for Neopians to approach
As she broods on her makeshift throne

She is collecting items from around Neopia
And needs others to help her in this task
She will reward you gratefully if you follow through
But these items can sometimes be a heavy ask

You have a limited time to fetch her items
This dark faerie can be quite impatient indeed
If her timer runs out before you return
Then she’ll throw you out no matter how you plead

But the prizes she offers upon your success
Will make the running around worth it in the end
Visiting this ominous bluff can make all the difference
And winning these prizes can cause an upward trend

Our Friend, Jhudora
by black_skull725

A puff of purple, a puff of green
A bit of a snarl, and then a cackle
Those around her thinks she’s mean
But all of that is silly babble.

Behind that face is one who cares
Cares about the future of the planet 
Unearthing the rich’s shady affairs
She stood against those destroying it

Her name strikes fear among the elites
For their comfortable lives will lead to a reckoning 
For Jhudora is one to save receipts 
And will punish their unsavoury meddling.

For those who would dare bottle a faerie
She has as blast of magic waiting
Rest assured she’ll be ready
 To stop their nefarious contemplating.

Our friend, Jhudora
For the common people
For for protecting Neopia
For justice against the greedy 
For you and me

Sweet and Fierce
by ningkov1

Fierce presence 
Strength at the essence
Try a bite of Jhudora themed sweets 
The perfect, sometimes poisonous, treats!

The Jhudora Parfait so cute 
The taste delicious, no dispute
Savor every green and purple bite 
Then eat it again at night 

The Jhudora Day Pastry a decadent delight
Eat it with coffee and feel just right,
Then freshen your breath with Jhudora gum
Finish with her Swirling Cocktail - yum!

The Jhudora Slushie has an evil taste 
Toward questionable deeds make haste,
Channel your inner Dark Faerie 
Don’t make others merry 

The Jhudora Sour Candy will wake you up
The extreme taste makes you tough,
Let the sourness seep into your mind 
With Jhudoras Achyfi deliciously combined 

Jhudoras Cupcake is rather Grey
But to the shop don’t delay,
The taste is more than delicious 
Don’t let the color make you suspicious 

Jhudoras Exploding Muffins are amazing 
The experience hair raising,
An explosion of taste and colour
Watch everyone run for cover 

Surround yourself with purple and green 
A Jhudora Day dream,
Thankful for her strong spirit 
For Jhudora let’s hear it!

The Day of Jhudora
by dragonlord812

Today's the Day of Jhudora, lady of purple and green.
She's a Dark Faerie, and can get rather mean.
But she is also helpful, giving out her quests.
Only the very best will pass all her tests.

Dwelling in her Bluff, Jhudora forms her plans.
But just what she is doing is unknown across the lands.
Though she's suspected of many an evil deed;
Nothing's ever proved, so she remains freed.

Even still, she is in Fyora's sight.
Waiting for the day when the suspicions turn out right.
But until then, Jhudora sits and schemes.
Working towards things known only in her dreams.

So on this day, be careful what you do.
Be wary of the Faerie who wears a double hue.
Is she really evil? It's impossible to say.
Just a thing to ponder on this Jhudora Day.

Jhudora the Powerful
by steve_km

In the middle of the most beautiful land,
There was a giant swampy purple cloud.
Jhudora lives there collecting items for her spells that are banned,
But for those spells she is proud.

However, her main goal is to take over the Faerieland nation,
To one day be its greatest ruler.
Her cloud is her station,
Where she sits and plans her deeds to make her cooler.

Her goal is to learn more magic,
To help her take over that realm.
If her goals go through it will be tragic,
For others, it will surely overwhelm.

Thunder and lightning shake the world below,
As she leans forward on her throne.
Shrouded in darkness she will be hard to overthrow,
And to all, she will be known.

High up on her cloud castle,
She sits and plans her way through.
Ensuring there will be no hassle,
Soon she will be there and show all her power is true.

Jhudora's Bluff
by meerkatpaws

Jhudora is the fairest of them all,
at least that's what she'd have you believe.
But for her bluff, don't you dare fall,
unless an avatar you wish to achieve.

Just outside the city in Faerieland,
you'll find a castle looking creepy.
But don't mistake the gloom for bland,
she'll quickly have you feeling sheepy.

'Welcome to my home' she'll start,
an offer handsomely a reward.
Don't take her offers quite to heart,
as the first few prizes are a bore.

But you must accept her quest,
and quickly continue on your way.
She'll keep putting you to the test,
make sure to come back every day.

Are you sure you want to help her?
She is a Dark Faerie! You are warned.
'I Accept!' you say, each day becomes a blur,
and with each payment you are always scorned.

'I don't have all day!' she cries,
Yes I have it!!!! you will plead.
A light will flicker in her eyes,
but eventually the avatar you will succeed!

Jhudora’s Bluff
by itswade

Oh Jhudora, the faerie of dark,
With venomous smirk and spiteful remark.
Her quests are enticing, her treasures quite rare,
But they come at a cost not all can bear.

A plucky young Lupe thought he’d give it a try,
With dreams of great riches stacked up to the sky.
“Bring me a potion!” she purred with delight,
“And maybe, just maybe, I’ll reward you tonight.”

So off did he race, Neopoints in hand,
Returning with haste to meet her demand.
But his prize? A lollipop, sickly and green—
The taste was as foul as the faerie’s dark schemes.

“Keep going!” she cackled. “You’ve done just fine!
Now bring me a pie with flavor divine!”
He dashed to the shops and returned in a jiffy,
And delivered the pie, though his reward was… iffy.

“A Purple Blob Potion, what a decadent prize!
Go on, take a sip—you’ll be quite surprised!”
But the Lupe just frowned, his hopes all but dashed,
His excitement was fading, his trust was now trashed.

Still, he persisted, ensnared by her guile,
Fulfilling her favors with a hesitant smile.
Her prizes were odd, her whims made him sigh,
For each felt more useless than the one just gone by.

Then one day he spied, tucked under her throne,
A hand-painted portrait she’d kept as her own.
Portrayed was Illusen, her rival of green,
Rendered with care, strangely serene.

“Is that... who I think?!” the Lupe dared to ask,
But Jhudora erupted, “JUST KEEP TO YOUR TASK!”
“That’s none of your business! Now fetch me a fish!
Stop asking questions—just grant me my wish!”

So onward he quested, though toxic it seemed,
For prizes unhelpful and goals unachieved.
But he swears, to this day, as he grins ear to ear,
That Jhudora’s true bluff is a secret held dear.

So if you accept her next poisonous plea,
Brace for her trials, as harsh as they be.
For while her strange spoils might leave you bereft,
The secrets of Jhudora may be the best reward yet!


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