Craving That Chia Pop By Meg379

The rumble in my Bruce's stomach never stops.
He just has to have more Chia Pops!
Orange, Rainbow, and Blue Apple too,
he'll never eat a hot healthy stew.
It's Chia Pop this and Chia Pop that,
that's all he talks about when we chat,
and now I must say that he's getting fat!
My Bruce has always had a craving,
for that sugary sweet sensation,
he has a collection that he's been saving,
of those Chia Pops.
I'll savor the day,
when his craving fades away,
and it seems as though that day has come!
I had went to The Magic Store,
where there were Morphing Potions galore,
and now my pet's addiction is dropping!
For now he has a new fondness,
when we go shopping,
bananas, bananas, bananas!
Why oh why did I make him a Mynci?!

Five Usurper Haikus By Ratface505

Princess Sankara
ate omelette and sniffed alot
was the murderer.

Senator Barca
spoke loud and had Ummagine
advisor to King.

Senator Palpus
fat, old, retired general
won many medals.

Advisor Wessle
sneaky, messy, gossiper
a wily Kyrii.

Young Princess Vyssa
heir to Daddy Coltzan's throne
spoiled little Usul.

Tombola By Liangcheah

I slowly enter this mystery store,
with heaps of things all stacked on the floor.
The keyrings, lighters and bottle of sand,
but then I notice this mystery man.

The dark, large figure points at a sign,
so I slowly read it line by line.
Play only if you dare, wait there's still more.
TOMBOLA, its letters spell.
But wait, that's still not all...

Tombola, a game of chance,
grab a ticket and take a glance.
Anything ending in five, zero or two.
Then I will give a prize to you...

So I grab a ticket and look to see,
how much I hope that luck is with me.
My reaction is not a frown but a grin.
The ticket reads five, and so I win.

Hidden Tower By Greensleeves979

Are you strong enough to find the Hidden Tower?
It may take months, weeks, or maybe just an hour.

Some people say it's a made up story.
I think that they're trying to hog all the glory.

The Hidden Tower is a major secret, filled with
magicial items, hopes, and dreams.
But it is much harder to find than it seems.

The items may be pricey, and high.
But the Faerie Queen had a hard time
hiding it in the sky.

A mystical secret place... far, far away.
Maybe you should start searching today!

Guild Hopping By Miss_pathological

At first it may seem perfect
Until you've been inside
And found out that the bells 'n' whistles
Were nothing but lies.
I am a Guild hopper.
I shoot from one Guild to the next,
I'm searching for the perfect Guild-
A search that hasn't yielded to me yet.
I never know where to belong
The choices are so vast
But the Guild that is the biggest one
Is not always the best.
I most prefer the smaller Guilds
You get to make good friends.
But, like any Guild-hopper,
I leave them in the end.
I sometimes make my own Guilds
Catering to all my needs
But it's too hard to manage
So I can't help but delete.
Life's full of empty promises
And Guilds are no exception.
So many of the Guilds out there
Are based on pure deception.
And other Guilds are fabulous
They get my congratulations
But somehow they can't compete
With my humungous expectations.
I need to find the perfect Guild-
My search will never stop.
But until I find that perfect Guild,
I will be left to Guild-hop.