The Bank By Petzparty_1

You've won your NP
Through skill and stealth,
But what do you do
With your new found wealth?
Donate it, keep it, spend it on food,
Or maybe invest it like others would?
Keep it in the bank with the rest of your dough,
And watch your money grow and grow.
Collect the interest everyday,
And you'll get more NP anyway.
But with each day to the bank you come,
Don't you ever think who does these sums?
With a big grin on his face,
The Skeith clutches his black brief case.
Suit and blue tie from the start,
He really does look very smart.
And don't forget the box for things,
"I'll keep them safe too!" the Skeith sings
To protect from monsters and ghosts,
This Green Skeith won't leave it's post.
But this unnamed Skeith truly pleasures
To look after your precious treasure.
"Good Evening Madam," he would say,
"What can I do for you today?"

Claw-Matoe By Scythermaster12

The Claw-Matoe
The fruit that bites back.
Don't ever eat it!
For a midnight snack

It's a shade of green
With lines of red
Once again, don't eat it!
You might turn out dead

Witch Edna makes these
In her boiling syrup
Oh no! Don't eat it!
The Claw-Matoe says, "Burp!"

Cockroach Towers By Sdzh321

Here I am at the Cockroach Towers
Home of the gross food and seldom showers
Sandwiches and hotdogs smothered in bugs
They're even in my coffee mug

The people are rude and very mean
They are the most selfish slobs I've ever seen
The bed I sleep in is full of ants
Crawling on the walls and in my pants

Even the Fleapit Motel is better then this
Next time I'll go to Astrovilla, or so I wish
That Mountain Lodge is pretty good
My owner doesn't care much, but he should

Citizens of Neopia: listen, I say
These pets are tortured every day
Get more Np, by playing Cheat!
Go to Astrovilla,
The hotel with service none can beat

Five Petpet Haikus By Sachadaisy

The Fungree
Bouncing off the walls
Will fill you with happiness
Colored bright yellow

The Kadoatie
A kind, shy creature
Very afraid of the light
Always your best friend

The Angelpuss
A shy, meek creature
Perfect white, adorned by cream
Please give her a home

The Spyder
Menacing red eyes
Six slender legs, sharp white fangs
Mistaken for evil

The Doglefox
Crossed between two pets
Hunter for all kinds of treats
Loyal forever

Usuki Maddness! By Mcdragonmaster

I once was rich, but now am poor.
With Usuki dolls piled on the floor.
How, you ask, did I get into this mess?
It was all because of Usuki Madness!

I had just won the Lottery,
and decided to go on a shopping spree.
Bought toys, weapons, a home, Gold Walls,
and then my pet saw Usuki Dolls!

She ran to the window screaming with joy,
all over one little toy.
So I bought her all the little toys,
the envy of the girls and boys.
When suddenly I reached for NP,
and discovered my wallet was empty!
All at once the items were none,
then I realized what I'd done!
Don't spoil your Neopet,
you never know what you'll get!