This Poem Is Cancelled Due To A Lack Of Interest
by painted_dreams87

What you are reading 
is not a poem, I swear.
It is merely a placeholder
with a little bit of flair.

The poem that was here
was cancelled, you see.
It lacked enough interest
to just let it be.

If you were hoping 
for some nice writing,
you may find this
somewhat uninviting.

I'm sorry to see you
be so disappointed and sad.
At least I left you this,
and that's pretty rad.

Perhaps this time next year
you can show some delight.
Then staying put for you to read,
the poem just might.

March 3rd Is Cancelled Due To Lack Of Interest
by indulgences

I tried to load the Neoboards.
A Pteri blocked my path.
He said the site was down right now.
He snickered and he laughed.

I started sweating, panicking,
And clicked throughout the site.
No petpage, shop, or guild would load.
My mind was filled with fright.

Oh, when would Neopets return?
I had no time to spare.
The evening was my only time
To play, and I despaired.

I tried to occupy my time.
I browsed through screenies old.
I wrote some Neo poetry
With words as bright as gold.

I brainstormed projects, thought that I
Might make a petpage guide.
The thought that I'd get famous made
Me simply burst with pride.

I wrote an article for fun.
I made some sketches too.
With all the hobbies that I had,
I was no longer blue!

But what is this? The site's back up!
I rush to chat with friends!
The Neoboards are working now!
The site is back again!

The players smile. They're so relieved!
The night will not be bleak!
The website's fully working now.
We're such a bunch of geeks!

The next time you encounter that
Atrocious Pteri fiend,
Remember that you're not alone.
Don't utter words obscene!

March 3 was cancelled for the day.
The staffers are aware
That everyone is stressing out.
So yes, the staff does care!

So when the Pteri visits you,
Please breathe, and bravely grin.
Just count to twenty, click again.
Eventually, you'll win!

Daily Faerie Quests and Me
by tennesseethomas

Off to Faerieland I go 
To help a fair queen I know;
She's looking for a friend or two,
Someone she knows can follow through.

Fyora and her flying friends
Need help to find a comb that bends,
A book about a bit of toast;
Or a petpet that she needs the most.

Every day I take this task
And hope it helps my friends relax;
The Soup Faerie has lots to do,
She needs some help a time or two.

So I find things the faeries need,
But I don't just get to do a good deed,
For my kindness and my aid,
The faeries wave their wands and say:

"Thank you so much for my item!
I hope you come back again to brighten
My difficult day of spreading cheer;
I'm so glad that you were here!

To celebrate your wonderful deed,
I have something you might need-
How about some more HP?
Or maybe some agility?"

And back home I go, with my little gift-
A little smarter, a little more swift;
Tomorrow I'll return and see
A faerie quest waiting just for me!

A Quest for the Faeries
by alyndasgallery

With every year that passes by,
There comes a special time.
When Faeries young and old,
Will get their chance to shine.

It's a time for celebration,
Are you ready for a Quest?
The faeries need your help you see,
So prepare to do your best.

Could it be for an Earth Faerie,
Or maybe Fire or Light?
Perhaps a Dark Faerie needs your help,
She could give you quite a fright.

Fetching magical artifacts,
Has never been this fun.
The Faerie Quest even has started,
And the magic has just begun!