Random Poetry Gallery

King Kelpbeard
by theguy2020

King of those who live under the sea,
His people are now always filled with glee,
This is in part due to him being a good ruler,
His presence makes the entire Maraqua seem cooler!

Bad kelp harvests caused his trouble in the past,
Due to this Old Maraqua didn't last,
He had to stop paying for Dread's protection,
No longer habitable by the people is the Old Maraqua section!

He led the survivors to what is now the current land,
This new home is even more grand,
The harvests are better than ever before,
Kelp is so abundant that sometimes extra wash ashore!

Always walking around with his trident firmly in his hand,
He was able to thwart a pirate attack that was planned,
Successfully repelling the enemies was his goal,
He wanted to make sure Maraqua stayed whole!

The Altador Cup
by ennyra

Every year in the month of June,
The same thing comes to town.
It takes up all of our hours,
And is all that's talked about all around.

The Altador Cup,
You either love it or hate it.
Either way, it seems to be here to stay.
So we chug away bit by bit.

Maybe you for go All-Star,
Or maybe only rank one.
No matter what it's a good reminder,
This event is supposed to be fun.

The time will pass,
We will make it to the end,
On the Neoboards,
We will go to defend.

It will still be the daily subject,
Always talked about among friends.
Until next June comes around,
And we all start over again.

Altador Cup Theme Song
by 6moricehero6

Ball mode!
Yooyu starts spinning
To the whistle of the referee
The crowd rushes the colosseum yelling

Go teams go!
Cheers fill the stadium
Thunder Sticks thunder through the air, high voltage
Go teams go!
Slushies go flying
As Tobias and Hovri feel the hype filling their coverage

The season is on
Contenders play their heart out
Stamps, weapons or simply the Cup as their reward
Make some noise
Show your appreciation
Players with their sweat dampen the yard

Go teams go!
Shootout Showdown at halftime
A talent contest that brings to light the very best
Go teams go!
Peak excitement for the year
Altador Cup XVIII is here, give them a cheer

The Snowmuncher!
by truebrony

He munches frozen blocks,
He’s faster than a fox,
He hardly ever talks,
Who is it? The Snowmuncher!

He’s on a chomping spree,
He crunches ice with glee,
He cries, “Yodeleheehee!”
Who is it? The Snowmuncher!

He looks for gems to eat,
A yummy, tasty treat!
He never gets cold feet,
Who is it? The Snowmuncher!

He’s in the greatest game!
A Polarchuck of fame!
So tell me, what’s his name?
Dieter, the Snowmuncher!

The Trading Post Game
by i_lovee_icecream

A user has placed a bid!
A bid has been withdrawn…
This back and fourth game,
And only I am the pawn.

Hoping to sell or trade,
For just the right price.
For a highly rare item,
My time, I’ll sacrifice.

It’s the trading post game,
Will I make a deal in time?
It’s the trading post game,
I’m hoping to make a dime.

Two million Neopoints,
The limit in pure.
Use baby paintbrushes,
It’s the limit’s cure!

Paper clip trading,
To your item of choice. 
Will I make it there?
If I do, make some noise!

It’s the trading post game,
Will I make a deal in time?
It’s the trading post game,
I’m hoping to make a dime.

Borovan Celebration
by kellyclark1115

Grab a Cup of Hot Borovan,
it's Borovan Day!
There's nothing better than
hot chocolate and asparagus I say!

If you ever run out.
fear not, head to the Cooking Pot!
Drop in some Hot Chocolate and Asparagus,
be careful, it will be hot.

Hungry? Have some Borovan Brownies!
Or Delicious Borovan Crepe or Borovan Chicken.
There's just so many Borovan foods,
I don't even know where to begin!

Could you imagine anything more perfect?
A Steaming Mug Of Hot Borovan
and a Borovan Doughnut for breakfast,
sounds like a great plan!

And for later, a Borovan Fountain
along with some Borovan Cookies!
And of course, a Borovan Day Gift Basket,
so tomorrow I'll have some goodies.

Neovia’s Catacombs
by greencheese79

There’s a place that thrives down in the Neovian deep,
Where creepy critters skitter and Ghost Meepits sleep.
Alongside the village by the residents' homes,
You’ll be in Grave Danger down in the catacombs.

Few dare go down there for the treasure they thirst,
Because rumour has it that they might catch a curse!
But hang on a minute, don’t lose that faith.
It applies only to Neopians, your Petpets are safe.

That’s why we send down our Petpets with care,
For it’s not at all dangerous to have them down there.
And as an added bonus they will take every measure
To search the whole place for the rarest of treasure.

The worse thing they might find is a dragon or two,
And they’re more than likely to step in some goo.
There are cultists aplenty who like to drink tea,
Oh and there’s skeletons and zombies that tend to roam free.

But please don’t worry, they’re not at all mean,
Even those with reputations of being a fiend.
And your Petpets will never find it a bore,
‘Cause there’s lots of distractions on every floor. 

After a few hours when they’re done with their roam,
They look for the exit because they’re ready for home.
Usually by then they’d be covered with slime,
But that just shows that they had a really great time.

The Altador Cup Fizzy Fan Gram: A Sporty Delight
by _brainchild_

This gram is certain to delight!
No finer gift will be in sight.
It grants some lovely wearables
Which are quite sporty, never dull.

Some training wearables will be
Quite comfy, worn by you and me.
A Bouncing Yooyu Friend will keep
You company, from wake to sleep.

A Neocola Sports Hat will
Keep thirst at bay with tastes that thrill.
A Special Hot Dog shall amaze---
It's certainly the latest craze.

So, if you need a gift, the gram
Delights. No other item can
Make athletes so thrilled this Cup season,
So go buy it---that's your reason.

Treasure of the Black Pawkeet
by marcthegr8est1

Per Bloodhook's mutinous crew
His treasure was lost from the Black Pawkeet
Bloodhook was crestfallen
But not without some vengeance!

Landlubbers and Scalawags alike
Trek to the shores of Krawk Island
In the quest for his treasure trove
An attempt at the riches beneath the sands or in the sea.

Select your spot and pull out a ticket
Hope to get a booby prize, doubloons, or Neopoints
and maybe the Aisha Scalawag avatar while you're at it
Or the ultimate prize of the JACKPOT!

Here we go again
You pull out a ticket... and...
"You Won Nothing :("
Keep tryin', you'll find the treasure soon! *yarr*

Gender Fluid Pride Flag Tapestry
by indulgences

My pet is gender-fluid, and
Can change from day to day.
The secret laboratory zaps
My pet with random rays.

He’s sometimes male, and wears male clothes,
Cisgender in his soul.
He’s sometimes male, and wears a dress,
Cuz that’s just how he rolls.

She’s sometimes female, in pink frocks,
And pink high heels as well.
She’s sometimes female, in a tux,
A look that’s just as swell.

And sometimes, they are neither sort.
And sometimes, they are both.
And sometimes, they are learning still.
You can’t impede their growth.

I’ll give my pet this tapestry
To hang upon their wall.
I’ll tell them any gender’s good,
And tell them, it’s their call.

Have pride in gender-fluid pets!
They’re magical and smart!
Let them explore their inner souls,
And follow their dear hearts!

Green Dream
by randomettes

I cannot go to outside today,
For fear that I may be scrubbed away!
You see my owner painted me,
In a colour that is scritchy sketchy.

Each simple line, 
Is incredibly fine, 
Aimed to highlight my unique design. 
But every time,
I am inclined, 
To remind them I'm more than just a line!

With my outline the only thing seen, 
And no splash of colour in between,
I fear that some won't notice me,
So am tempted to paint myself a luminous green,
Brighter than a lima bean, 
More radiant than an exotic queen,
So that I do not get rubbed away clean!

A Quiggle’s Monotonous Monologue
by t0tor0

I guess you’re here to try the wheel.
Well, go ahead, spin if you feel
That spending hours here with me
Is what you want. But it’s not free!

It costs one hundred fifty points—
Not my fault if it disappoints.
You likely want the avatar—
The most common reason by far.

You could win a Tyrannian brush
Or maybe an exclusive plush.
Your Pet here could lose half their health,
Or win five thousand points of wealth.

Maybe you’ll win a ticket to
The Lottery, or a Mazzew,
Or other Tyrannian petpet
Or food item that you could get.

You could visit the volcano
Or the Beast’s Lair—that’s no bueno.
Perhaps you’ll win a new Codestone,
Red or tan, of your very own.

You could win a random weapon
Or simply have nothing happen.
If you are lucky, you could land
On the space to win twenty grand!

Pull up a chair while you await
Whatever is your final fate.
Make yourself a cup of coffee,
And drink in the monotony.

Remember to Take Pride...
by lacievali

Remember to take pride in who you are
I know it's hard, I know some disagree
But you have a safe place here with us, with me
All of the time spent feeling lost and misfit...
That day of discovery, you exclaimed "This is it!
This is me, myself the piece that has been missing."
Don't give that up because others are dismissing
Paint yourself Rainbow, you don't need a Fountain Faerie
I know you're worried, I know it's scary
You aren't alone, you never were
Neopians like us aren't so obscure
As the world makes us think
We laugh, we love, we cry just the same
Remember one thing: YOU ARE NOT TO BLAME
Take pride in your colors, your love, your fate
There is a place for us here, free of hate
You may tremble, your voice may shake
But we have PRIDE - and that's something nobody can take.

A Day At The Smugglers Cove
by limp_101

With the sun shining down, a tan's within reach
So we gathered our things and headed to the beach
"I have an idea" the Eyrie screams, "I've seen it from a peak"
A Cove down below, that's way better than the beach

His friends all agree, that it's a nice change of scene
So they headed to this cove, that so few rarely see
They took a path up north, into a cave of some sort
they went down, down, and down, but soon there was a torch

How strange it is to see, other Neopians have lit the way
they could hear the waves crashing so they carried on their way
They saw light and an opening, but it looked rather obtuse
still they exited the cave....ohh noooo! An angry Bruce!

He had a hook for a hand, and was next to a Lenny with a Buckler
And that's when they realized they just ran into the Smugglers! 

They screamed and they screamed " Get out on the double!!!"
"What are you doing? Are you trying to get us into trouble???"

Ode to the Cup
by sirtoofy

Seasons have fleetingly gone by.
Memories etched in stone amongst the halls.
Team banners floating in the wind up high.
Statues and paintings hung on the walls. 
It's that time again. 

The roar of the stadium fills the sky.
The groan and sighs of the crowd falls.
The young and the old, ever so spry.
Excited as ever in their own stalls.
It's that time again. 

Helping new ones come out from being shy
Helping old ones with their old calls.
Cheering and drinking while eating pie.
The wave of the crowd continues its sprawl.
It's that time again.

The Press tour is here, it's coming along
The teams are unveiled. New champions coming?
From winners to losers! The sound of a gong!
The crowd cheering, yelling, and drumming.
The time is near. 

Glory to all. 
Glory may fall.

Victory is ours.
Shoot for the stars. 

Are you ready for the Altador Cup?
You better say yup!