Gnorbu Shearing Day Special

The Stowaway
by catchinglights

When the SS Primella departed from shore,
No one knew that there was one more.
The stowaway suddenly thrust in their lap,
Was none other than the young Gnorbu Scrap!

Boarding that ship was not Scrap's intention,
But he needed to do so to avoid detention.
The lawmen around the docks had a writ,
To arrest Scrap for crimes he did not commit.

With his freedom at stake,
Scrap needed to make a break.
But the Primella could've been,
The worst ship he could take.

A great storm ravaged the ship,
For three whole days of their trip.
When the storm broke, they crash-landed,
With a broken ship, they were stranded.

Giant Petpetpets roamed and lurked,
While on the ship Scrap dutifully worked.
It was not an option for him to fail,
If they wanted to live to tell their tale.

But they were blessed by fate,
To escape with precious freight,
And Scrap was promoted!
From stowaway to first mate.

A Groovy Mane
by theguy2020

Among the coolest features a Pet can have is the Gnorbu mane,
An accessory that is cooler than the brightest gold chain,
Starting the year off you'll need one if you want to keep up with the latest trends,
You'll be able to impress every last one of your friends!

With great power comes great responsibility,
The same can be said for keeping the mane with stability, 
What I mean is it does need to be kept tidy and neat,
Otherwise, you may begin to overheat!

Typically once a year this groovy mane is sheared,
Might be a look you aren't used to but don't worry it isn't weird,
A regular process that continues annually,
Just something you have to remember to do manually!

Their groovy coats can become hard to carry,
However their sheared appearance can make you quite wary,
Luckily it only lasts about a day,
Growing back quickly the groovy mane can't seem to stay away!

Now that you know you can participate,
Head over to the pound and help a Gnorbu lose some mane weight,
You'll make a friend and help someone in the process,
The following day you'll be a source of jealousy that everyone will have to confess!

Once you're done make sure to grab a comb,
Stop by the Grooming Parlour for some cool Gnorbu foam,
You have a groovy mane that will need a new style,
A true fashion icon that will be around for a while!

The Wise Gnorbu
by caraesperto

Once, lost in Shenkuu,
I saw at the top of a hill,
wearing in his eyes the blue 

of the sea, one unknown Gnorbu
carrying the sky itself
in his super rare clothes.

His beard looked like
a mix of cloud and snow 
so soft it was to my eyes.

In his right hand: two books;
in the left: telescope;
and in his eyes: Kreludor.

“Come!”, he said, “Let's see
clouds, stars, our rocky moon.
Virtupets you can see here:

seeing maybe you will hear Sloth!
But careful that some say
there is some sort of Void!”

And we saw the Space Station,
Virtupets, Kreludor.
And he told me about the armour,

weapons, and about the lore
of the old Neopia.
—Wise Gnorbu, I thought!

And he teaches me much more:
Math, Science and Myths!
—Wise Gnorbu, I thought!

Every meter of the world
his clear voice illuminated!
—Wise Gnorbu, I thought!

With each doubt, each error
the sun of his lessons broke!
—Wise Gnorbu, I thought!

Even when he was in silence 
I was learning something wise!
—Wise Gnorbu, I thought!

Says the rumour that he taught
to Candychans, english!
—Wise Gnorbu, I thought!

And when I was going on
he gave me a golden scroll.
—Wise Gnorbu, I thought!

Great day! Lost? No more.
So, if you pass through Shenkuu,
talk with the Wise Gnorbu!

All The Gnorbu Manes
by therainbowsheep

Every Gnorbu mane is unique,
Different in its own way.
All vibrant and oh-so fluffy,
Swishing in a happy sway!

The Candy Gnorbu mane is stunning -
A swirling pastel cotton candy puff! 
Curled with such thought and care,
One can tell it's soft, not rough.

The Fire Gnorbu mane is wild,
A roaring, volcanic flame!
Blazing hues of red, orange, and gold -
This mane cannot be tamed!

The Toy Gnorbu Mane is something to behold,
Rainbow confetti in all directions!
Reminiscent of a piñata,
Easy to win one's affection.

The Woodland Gnorbu Mane too stands out.
An emerald green bush dotted with flowers,
It grows when cared for with love,
In the sunlight and rainy showers!

The list goes on, all Gnorbu manes are stunning.
Select your favourite one,
It promises to be a challenge,
Likely cannot be done!

A Gnorbu Celebration
by greencheese79

A Gnorbu's mane can be hard to tame,
It's a bit of a shame, and they all feel the same.
That's why on this day, they've given the name,
Gnorbu Shearing Day!

But before the celebration, before all the cheer,
They pull out their shears with the help of their peers.
It's the day they've been waiting for most of the year!
It's Gnorbu Shearing Day!

Living with so much fur can really be tough,
Even though soft, they shave it all off.
A new thick mane will grow soon enough!
It's Gnorbu Shearing Day!

When they're done shearing, they leave little waste.
They clean up their space at a very quick pace.
The fur's made into clothing like a scarf for your face.
Yes, it's Gnorbu Shearing Day!

Festivities commence with the sun's final rays.
They dance and they play, many games underway.
Throughout the whole evening, they all cheer and say,
Happy Gnorbu Shearing Day!

The Gnorbu Clouds Myth
by maculose

A young Gnorbu was cosy and ready for bed.
Her mom walked up and patted her head.
She wanted a story and something to drink.
She was super excited and made sure not to blink.

Her mom gave her cocoa in a red mug.
She began a story as she stood on a rug.
She told of a myth that made her really proud.
Her mom told the myth of the great Gnorbu clouds.

There lived a Gnorbu who was the first.
He searched for a drink to quench his thirst.
He lived in a desert with the sun so bright.
As he searched, there was no water in sight.

He began to sweat and started to drool.
He was getting so hot with all of his wool.
“I must shear my wool,” he said really loud.
So he reached into a bag and acted really proud.

He found some scissors and had a great thought.
This idea would keep him from getting too hot.
He took the scissors and began to sheer.
Once he was done he let out a loud cheer.

His wool was rising and began to float.
It raised high in the sky like a travelling boat.
As soon as it was as high as can be,
The sky got dark and the Gnorbu felt free.

Rain began pouring all over the land.
It started to wet all of the dry sand.
His thirst was quenched and the heat was gone.
He could finally rest as he loud out a loud yawn.

The young Gnorbu loved this amazing tale.
It was very intriguing with so much detail.
The young Gnorbu yawned and fell asleep.
She dreamed of clouds during her very deep sleep.

How Do You Shear a Chocolate Gnorbu?
by sportyangel3338

There once was a Chocolate Gnorbu named Cocoa
Who really was a delightful young fellow
Covered in sprinkles
His chocolate fur twinkles
He always wants to say, hello

Cocoa has so many friends
With all his free time he spends
They play all the time
And laugh and rhyme
But once he had to make amends

For one day his friends were not there
Cocoa did not think this was fair
This is shearing day
The others can’t play
For they must lose all their hair

All Cocoa’s friends were jealous
For his mane was still so luscious
Cocoa didn’t understand
But he would do what he can
And then got a bit overzealous

Now Cocoa had a bright plan
To bring joy to all in the land
He found a whisk
And took a big risk
Now all had whipped cream for their borovan

My Favourite Funny Little Gnorbu
by chai7705

I know a funny little Gnorbu
That’s follows me in all that I do
Whether climbing the mountains of Shenkuu
Or eating bowl after bowl of Soup Faerie stew

His mane is so silky and smooth, too
A Blue Gnorbu Brush goes straight through
His long locks of deep ocean sea hue
That famous blue Uni would say “Faboo!”

When I’m playing around in the Games Room
That funny little Gnorbu’s right on cue
He helps me with Eliv Thade’s hard clues
Or counting Extreme Potatoes as they flew

He’s really quite helpful and comes through
When Edna needs items for her brew
Here comes my funny little Gnorbu
With ingredients all shiny, bright, and new

If there’s any other like him, there are few
He’s stuck onto me like sticky glue
But that’s part of why I say “I love you”
To my best friend, funny little Gnorbu!

A Gnorbu Friendship
by califorthehomeless

In Neopia Central, a single Fire Gnorbu sits
“No friends” he cried
For his fur gives them fits
It’s red and hot
And it will burn you on the spot

For as long as he’s been alive
Friendship has been hard to find
The fire scares away the flock
“It’ll singe our fur”
“What if it's too hot?”

For all he wants to do is frolic in the meadow
“Get out” they cry
"You’ll burn the flowers!"
So alone he sits on a park bench
Daydreaming of the day
Where he frolics with a friend

When along comes a Water Gnorbu
“What are you doing?” he inquires
For the Fire Gnorbu looked around
There was no way he was speaking to him!
But this Water Gnorbu had no fear

“Come along!”  he cried
He started to prance away
“I cannot” said the Fire Gnorbu who shook his firey blaze
The Water Gnorbu laughed
“I’ll put out any fire you start!”

For the meadow was full on Gnorbu Shearing Day
An unlikely friendship had formed
All the Gnorbus pranced about
And no one even thought twice of the Fire and Water Gnorbus playing
Happy shearing day to all!

Shenkuu Warrior
by dottie27a

Others ask me all the time
“Terrana, why is it that you like to climb?”
I have an answer I like to give,
“The mountains are where adventures live.”

I am a Gnorbu and of Shenkuu royalty
But I do not require other’s loyalty.
All alone on the mountain cliffside
Peering around with eyes open wide.

I trained as a warrior for much of my life
Now no Neopet can put me through strife.
But nature is a beast that can’t be tamed
With a beauty and power that can’t be named.

Up and up and up I go
To the tippy top that no one else knows.
On the way up, my tool is my hook,
I look back down not knowing what path I took.

Being up so high I feel so free
From modern life and the world around me
I clear my head and inhale the air
I can’t help but look around and stare.

I make my way back down the trail
Down the rocky cliffs and rails
My head is clear and I’m ready to say
“Everyone have a happy Gnorbu Day”.

Apple Bobbing Bart
by midnightfrost444

Bart and his cart
Rolled into the fair,
No one knows where he came from.
They don't seem to care.
Their only concern
Is that his game's not quite fair.
Keep your hands on your Neopoints.
Apple bobber: Beware!

If your item falls in,
You don't get to retrieve it.
No matter how much you beg,
Bart won't care one whit!
He's one cunning Gnorbu,
You have to admit...
But I wouldn't trust him
Not one little bit!

His water is stagnant,
His apples, suspicious.
Don't trust any folk
Who says they have something delicious.
And before you accuse me
Of being unambitious...
I got a mouth full of Spyders!
That just can't be nutritious.

Gnorbu Chocolate Pudding: A Delightful Dessert
by _brainchild_

The Gnorbu Chocolate Pudding, so
Delicious, surely makes hearts glow.
With the likeness of a woolly sheep,
This dish is tasty, one to keep.

The chocolate glaze atop its head
Will render any sweet tooth fed.
Vanilla cake is filled with creme---
More chocolate brings a joyous scream.

The Gnorbu face, adorable,
Will bring some smiles---it's never dull.
The craftsmanship, unparalleled,
Will leave creators quite compelled.

So, if you're seeking scrumptious food,
The Gnorbu Pudding uplifts moods,
So purchase it today, and you'll
Feel very satisfied and full.

A Lovely Day for Some Clouds
by evelo_xd

Excuse my confusion
but may I ask
what was the forecast?

I knew it, it's not an illusion 
It says it's bright
It's not supposed to be night!

But what's with the clouds?
where is the sun?
I was supposed to have fun!

As I look to the sky, I see the crowds
I have got to show you
it's full of Gnorbu!

The fluffiest fur
it lets them float!
As soft as a coat

Mesmerized, my eyes are a blur
I could watch all-day
like a carousel, I'd say

Oh, what a brilliant blue,
blends into the sky
the colour of a blueberry pie

Through the breeze, they flew
the sky is clear
oh, how I'll miss you my dear

By now you should have gotten the clue
I love Cloud Gnorbu!
How about you?

Little Gnorbu
by valokki

One little Gnorbu didn't want to get shorn,
she ran through a forest, rustling shrubs and ferns.
She hid in a meadow, lying down on flowers and grass.
She was so still and quiet that she was easy to pass.

Hours went by and the little Gnorbu was falling asleep,
when suddenly a small Techo bumped into her crying: "Beep!"
It was little Gnorbu who jumped up and yelled:
"Hey, don't scare me like that, you should wear a bell!
I'm hiding and this place here is my bed,
nobody shall see me, so it'd be better if you fled,
cover your eyes and go, go, just go,
let's be real you don't want to be my foe!"

The small Techo laughed: "The meadow isn't yours to keep,
I go wherever I want and do as I please!
But I'll let you know that I know a better hiding place!
Come with me quickly and cut to the chase."
Readily the little Gnorbu agreed:
"Ok, you can take the lead."

They ran together, it was so wild,
that it looked like the Gnorbu was chasing the Techo who smiled.
At last, they crawled into a very small hole,
it was like being a tiny Symol.

They crawled for quite a while
and then little Gnorbu sighed:
"What is this place, it's so dark and the air is stale..."
And she heard no reply, nothing at all.
She looked around, but couldn't see much,
which made her believe in monsters and such.
She got mad and yelled: "Techo!"
but only the cave walls replied: "Echo, echo, echo..."

It was lonely and quite scary too,
the little Gnorbu felt like a fool.
Quickly, she decided to return where she had come,
and crawled back to the surface at the speed of a tram.

At dusk, the dirty little Gnorbu ran back home,
where Papa Gnrobu gave her a bath with foam.
In the middle of all those bubbles and warm water,
little Gnorbu was happy that she had a father.
After the bath, both of them saw,
tiny gold glitter on the bottom of the bathtub.

The Noble Gnorbu
by anililbit

The noble Gnorbu
Wielded his sword up high
As he stood upon the marble
The time is nigh!

The corrupt king
Sat upon his throne
“Poor little knight, 
Why are you alone?”

The Gnorbu ran across the room
With determination in his eye
“Do you want to meet your doom?”
The king’s voice began to intensify

The Gnorbu took a deep breath
And thought of his favourite things
Like his dear Annabeth
And beautiful springs
 
They clashed,
They swung,
They smashed,
They flung

Until finally
The Gnorbu’s sword
Swiped the lord off his feet
he fell backwards
And admit defeat

He watched the king flee
It was finally over!
He shouted with glee
The Gnorbu felt as lucky as a clover

Everything went well, as the people hoped
The noble Gnorbu was crowned
And the citizens no longer moped
Happily, they all danced around

Curiously they began to ask
The burning questions in their grasp
They felt it was their task

“You knew it was dangerous, didn’t you?”
The Gnorbu smiled and said
“Of course, but it was the right thing to do”
Joyfully, he jumped into bed
And took his much-deserved nap