Mynci Day Special

The Masked Mynci
by rawbeee

By day The Masked Mynci,
Works at the NC Mall,
By night he is free,
To heed the call!

What call you say,
Well, I'm glad you asked,
No time to play,
With justice he's tasked!

After each shift,
Upon Neopia, he descends,
He's brave, and super swift,
He'll save you and your friends!

But if you dare try,
To outwit him,
Prepare to cry,
Your odds are slim!

No villain too strong,
When he's on the case,
He'll right their wrong,
With style and grace!

And once every outlaw,
Is locked up tight,
He hits the straw,
And calls it a night!

Though soon enough, outside his dwelling.
The morning Mallard quacks,
And just like that, he's back to selling,
the NC Superpacks!

Cute Mynci Outfit
by indulgences

I love the Mynci Neopet!
Its good looks do beguile!
I love the Mynci’s furry form!
I love that Mynci smile!

The Mynci has a lot of looks
For every gent and dame.
The best one out of all of them
Is “Cute Mynci” in name!

The Dress has purple sequins that
Are glittering and bright.
The straps are thin, the hemline short.
It’s such a lovely sight!

The Jewels are a gemstone set
Of bracelets and a ring.
The Mynci’s so deserving of
Such rich and awesome bling!

The Necklace is two chains in one,
A pendant on each strand.
They glisten, twinkle, flash and shine,
A look that’s fine and grand!

And finally, we have the Shoes.
They’re strappy, small and coy.
Hued purple like the bonny dress,
They’re full of style and joy!

The Mynci quite deserves this look!
It’s elegant and chic!
The “Cute Mynci” is heaven sent,
So opulent and sleek!

The Best Mynci Day Yet
by pookieboo235

Let's not waste time mincing words;
There's so much to be done!
A special day for Myncies stirs
the pot, so let's have fun!

we'll dress in costumes, all in masks
so who can tell who's who?
For Mynci mischief, masquerading
is the proper thing to do!

Play games, play pranks, play magic tricks,
be festive at your peril
We'll make a mess, but it's more fun
than Myncies in a barrel!

Let's start the races, throw some pies,
send envelopes of glitter
(but later on we'll clean it up,
because Myncies never litter!)

When night draws near, the Myncies yawn,
wash up for bed, and rest
For until next Mynci Day dawns,
this one's for sure the best!

Who’s Master Vex?
by ale2312

Hard to believe in miracles, 
with dark cells all around, 
housing the worst of criminals,
but Master Vex sits tall and proud. 

He wanted to pass the time, 
so he came up with a game. 
As a champion in his prime, 
the matches end up all the same. 

He swears he’s never lost a match,
though you can win a trophy if you try.
His opponents are not up to scratch, 
beating them is as easy as pie!

Cellblock, his pride and joy, 
the most wonderful invention, 
but cut through the noise, 
don’t forget about his war participation. 

Helped the Yellow Knight escape, 
then rallied the troops. 
He’s always been an advocate
for his land and the truth. 

Then, years later, 
when Lord Kass arrived, 
Vex, quick and clever, 
opposed the heist.

Nowadays, Vex just plays games,
with his brilliant mind,
while watching over the inmates.
Still, he’s one of a kind!

Mynci-ing Around
by triarthrus_eatoni

There was once an island,
with water the colour blue.
The locals called it stylish,
and many Myncies lived there, too.

The laughed and played and sang about,
and ate and drank their fill!
Sometimes they'd be sad and pout,
but nothing could break their will!

It's true some Myncies are too proud,
to play the Mynci games.
But soon enough they'd come around,
and they'd be added to their names.

Mynci Island was all about fun,
and the many dreams they shared.
They really didn't care who won,
and when they lost, they all cared.

They did the limbo and twister and partied down,
and many of them were slick.
They turned their frowns upside down,
and had all kinds of tricks.

So with a grasp of a clasp they rasped,
the toys for their amusement.
And when they played them agasped,
they enjoyed them with their doucement.

When the sun had set and went below,
the island's horizon so distant.
The next a day a new party they'd throw,
and they'd enjoy it in an instant!

The Candy Mynci
by truebrony

The Candy Mynci,
Striped and sweet,
Dances on his 
Sugary feet

With stripes of red
And green and yellow,
This little guy
Is a colourful fellow

His tail is curled
Up so tight,
Like a lollipop
That tastes just right

His eyes are bright
And cherry red,
As shiny as
His sugary head

He has a very
Charming smile,
The kind that always
Lasts a while

His candied coat
Is glossy and bright,
His shiny teeth
Are pearly white

The Candy Mynci,
Happy and daring,
Has a heart
That’s kind and caring

That’s why I love
This Mynci so,
He’s the sweetest
Neopet I know

Arnold, of the Fairground
by midnightfrost444

If you're looking for Arnold,
Where he might be found?
You need not look around,
He's at the Haunted Fairground!

Test Your Strength is his game,
It could be your claim to fame!
But if winning's your aim...
You've got nobody to blame.

Because that Mynci is a cheat!
His game just can't be beat.
Sure, you might win a small treat,
But your victory won't be sweet.

Some may say they've hit the jackpot.
They talk like they're a big shot.
And do I believe them? No, I do not...

But I still like his game quite a lot.

Test Your Strength!
by joey200010

Test Your Strength, step right up
Win a tasty Octorna!
Swing the mallet - hup! hup! hup!
See how strong you really are

Pass your coin to Arnold here
Do ya like my nice bow tie?
I’m a trustworthy Mynci, have no fear
I’m a really standup guy!

The jackpot’s a cool one million
Aim right at the button there
Could buy some nice things if you won!
The game isn’t rigged, I swear

Pick up that hammer! Feel its heft?
Lift it skyward, now bring it down!
We’re off now! It’s the ultimate strength test!
Watch the peg... barely leave the ground

Hey kid, sorry, take this pie
That was really bad luck. Aww…
Enjoy your prize though! Now buh-bye!
(I’ll see you in six hours!)

Mynci Beach Volleyball Throwdown!
by kittyko92

Upon the hot Island sands the Myncies play
Fierce volleyball matches throughout the day
Come wind or rain, it's Red vs Blue
It's a fierce competition through and through

If the ball hits a Pawkeet, then who knows
If the net will shrink or if it grows
A Mynci may find themselves doubled in speed
It may be what they need to take the lead

Six rounds, twelve points, the match goes on,
Requiring both brains and brawn,
They watch the ground closely beneath their own feet
As a Turdle can very well cause quick defeat

Back and forth, it's as close as can be
With sun beating down and the smell of the sea
With neither Mynci willing to back down or relent,
They'll continue on until both are spent

One more spike and one more throw,
The victor sends the deciding blow
Upon the beach sand the volleyball lands
The game finally ends with the shaking of hands

Though their match may look extreme,
Not all is at it would seem;
Between these two, no bitterness lies
They're always seen playing beneath cloudy blue skies

As the sun starts to set, it's time for a treat!
At the Tropical Food Shop they sit down to eat,
After a hard game, they've earned some rest
For tomorrow brings a new match to put their skills to the test!

Swolthy the Mynci Tailor aka “That Other Guy”
by aquaantoni

In the heart of Neovia lies a Tailor Shop.
No matter the outfit, it’s a one way stop.
Dinner party? Charity function? or a Funeral? No worries.
This Tailor Shop has something for you in their inventories.

But who’s is responsible for this wonderful place?
You might think it's the designer, but this is not the case.
For you see, this shop takes two talents to bring it all to light.
The Tailor known as Swolthy has talent that shines bright.

Swolthy is a Mynci, Purple as can be.
Crafting his partner’s designs always brings him glee.
Pencil in his ear and measuring tape on his neck.
Design done and some fabric, and is all hands on deck.

You’ll be met with a smile and warm greetings when you enter.
This Mynci is only the finest garments inventor.
Some people always overlook him when they arrive.
Calling him “That Other Guy”, but they won’t end his drive.

He’s used to being overlooked by others.
However, his partner treats him like they’re brothers.
So to him, his talent will speak for itself.
Its Prigpants & SWOLTHY, Tailors, he named it himself.

Suffering Fools
by bittersweet52

In the silvered days of golden yore
High in the mountains shrouded by mist
The Royal Myncies rule over the land
Benevolent and wise

For how many years this dynasty has reigned
Nobody alive can clearly recall
Even the ones who sit on the throne
Can only vaguely surmise

Knowledge is gained and knowledge is lost
Memories foggy and unreliable at best
Together, these two try to piece through it all
Separating truth from lies

Meanwhile their subjects go on their way
Blissfully ignorant, living their lives
From one day to the next, they remember naught
Blank behind their eyes

What will shake them from their sleep
Citizens and rulers, both caught in a dream
One unaware, one struggling in stealth
Against the spell that ties

In the misty days of hazy yore
A palace shrouded in secrets and mystery
The Royal Myncies tip their hand...
And thus start their demise

The Mynci Mime
by i_lovee_icecream

The Mynci mime,
Is a quiet fellow. 
He motions and moves,
Without a “bye” or “hello”.

His face painted,
all white with a black accent. 
His expressions change,
His eyes dramatically augment.

He tugs at something?
He spawns nothing. 
Fabricated from thin air,
He must be bluffing. 

He pretends to laugh,
An impractical joker. 
He pulls a Neopoint from my ear;
A comical broker. 

The Mynci mime smiles,
And then he frowns. 
Sometimes he rides,
His unicycle ‘round town. 

As he passes by,
In stripes and suspenders.
I give him a guffaw,
To his comedy, I surrender.

Hubert
by decaf0n

Neopia's most famous Hot Dog stand
Is run by a Mynci named Hubert
It might not seem a lucrative brand
But apparently some think it's pay-dirt

Now if plain Hot Dogs were all he sold
The supply'd probably exceed demand
But this clever Mynci's been quite bold
To have what he has on hand

With Hot Dog choices like Diamond and Burning
I'd be so afraid to make them a meal
For those pricey options thieves are yearning
And it makes sense they'd pick those to steal

Whether by genius or pure stroke of luck
Hubert has one Dog that won't just be taken
Witnesses I bet were surely awestruck
When that heroic Hot Dog awakened

I bet there's more to Hubert than we know
A specific thing I'd like defined
What does he do with that serious cash flow?
Maybe that's how that Hot Dog gained a mind...

The Most Magical M*YNCI Moment
by chai7705

Today is the day you might want to see
A fun, special show with lots of Myncies
For it's Mynci Day - and how very grand
It'd be to go watch a Mynci boy band

Of course we'll see M*YNCI! Not one, two, or three
But FIVE Mynci 'Pets that fill us with glee
With a M*YNCI Cap donned atop your head
And Jacket and Shirt for full matching threads

That one M*YNCI Poster, admired daily
A dream coming true -- You shout out "YIPEE!"
The M*YNCI Fan Book's been read 'til it's worn
You flip through the pages each night and each morn'

And let's not forget the M*YNCI CD
Each word memorized, each note right on key
Let's hope we will hear your favorite tunes
No matter which song, you surely will swoon

This comes at a cost, since nothing is free
But for the best band, it's worth any fee
You pre-bought the tickets to wait for today
To celebrate and party on this holiday

Let's head to Tyrannia and see that Grafney,
The Mynci in charge of security!
You hand off the tickets and shake with such joy
Giggling and bouncing 'tween "Yay"s and "Oh boy"s

But Grafney looks back at you questioningly
"Today's not a day you can come watch M*YNCI..."
You're taken aback: "But it's Mynci Day!!!"
And Grafney just shrugs with nothing to say

You fall to the ground, you're ready to plea --
"We're here to come see our favorite Chomby!"
That voice -- is it true? You've heard him before...
As your eyes look up, jaw drops to the floor

Is this really real?! It's not fantasy!?!
Before you stands each member of *the* M*YNCI!
"I came to see you! Because of the day..."
They smile, "That's sweet! Come in, and we'll pay!"

On this Mynci Day, dreams turned reality
In ways you'd never imagine could be
Spending the day with your idols -- "Pinch me!"
The most wonderful time with your favourite M*YNCI

The Curious Creations of Hubert the Hot Dog Vendor
by ningkov1

Head over to the Neopian Bazaar 
From the Chocolate Factory it’s not far 
Hubert, the Purple Mynci dressed in yellow
Is known for being friendly and mellow 

Every Mynci loves bananas the best 
But Hubert isn’t like the rest
Above all fruits there’s only one thing he desires 
That tasty morsel he requires 

Hot dogs and anything related 
Unique recipes he has created 
Scrumptious jacket potatoes 
Super Spice Jalapeño Hot Dogs, as fiery as volcanoes 

Banana themed delicacies for his friends 
Every item he recommends 
Though a few concerns remain -
Why a hot dog made from brain?

An ant eaten dish isn’t appealing 
A bite of Double Dung left me squealing 
The Elderly Dog looked too friendly 
That one Sentient Hot Dog ran and smiled real gently 

The ghostly frank haunted my dreams 
The zombie one led to a few screams 
Although I must admit, Huberts Special Hot Dog was delightful 
The taste was not at all frightful

I understand the recipes can’t be shared
No thieves can be spared 
We must protect the creations 
Hubert is the face of Neopian hot dog operations 

A Mynci is by nature mischievous 
Hubert and his imagination is limitless 
I’ll try everything he sells 
Because, for better or worse, it all excels!