I Am... By mairmaid99

I am horror.
I am loneliness.
I am the tears of joy and happiness.
I am your worst nightmare.
I am the only way.
I am sadness.
I am devastation.
I am anger.
I am hope.
I am hurt and pain.
I am the destroyer of dreams.
I am the bringer of the end.
I am the holder of innocent prisoners.
I am The Pound.

The Snow Faerie By buurin

She lives in a castle that's covered with snow
And it's so cold outside, she's got nowhere to go
So she amuses herself with the mixing of brews
And relies on kind people to find what she'll use

Her brews are so magical, they're also called spells
And to make them requires things like Luxury bells
And watering cans, and even Rose seeds
But she can't leave her castle to get what she needs

So she got an idea (and this was her best!)
Any visitors she gets, she'll send on a quest!
And reward them with prizes she finds in her house
Like a Snowball, a Negg, or a little Psimouse

Now The Snow Faerie has many a friend
People go to her castle asking what they can lend
Her idea killed two birds with only one stone--
She can make all her potions and she's never alone!

Well, What About Me? By queenamelia

Wishing Well, Wishing Well, take notice of me
I gave you one Neopoint then ten, twenty-three
I asked for a Paint Brush, hoped for some food
Yet still you ignored me, I think you are rude

Oh I know you are busy, you haven't got time
There isn't a prize for everyone in line
But for months I've been hoping and waiting away
My luck will come but I guess not today

Though when at last my wishes become reality
I will accept the gift you have granted me
It might be Neopkins or maybe I'll own
An Angelpuss that I'll give a good home

So please Mister Well (or are you a Missus?)
Plese won't you please, please grant my wishes?

Faerie Haikus By gyrrlie

the faerie of the fires
her weakness will bring you strength
with flair for fashion

seek out special cards
to illuminate your pet
bring them all to light

food comes from the earth
trade magic for a great feast
find the green faerie

to make your pet swift
the air faerie you must see
great beauty she seeks

knowledge is power
the water faerie would say
books make good defence

if more health you seek
the dark one seeks test subjects
do not toy around

the queen of faeries
despite difficult trials
she brings great rewards

Bumper Car Blues By arcticfrost

Today I bought a stylish hog,
to drive at the bumper car rally,
it nearly cost my bank account,
(the exact price I still need to tally).
I hopped right in and drove around,
its turning was lightning quick,
if you pressed a lever on the front,
it would release an oil slick.
And so I headed down the road,
towards the bumper court,
I dropped by a shop to grab a NeoCola,
but I was 21 Neopoints short.
I left the shop and looked at the rally,
on its door it had a sign,
I read it with curiosity,
"The rally is closed
'till tomorrow at nine."
The shop I had checked was generous,
they offered me a place to sleep.
As I lived many miles away,
and fueling this car is a price that is steep.
I went to bed and slept away,
rather uncomfortably,
when morning arrived I heard the radio,
and what I had heard brought terror to me.
"World record..." it said,
"Amazing weather took place last night,
first an unbelievable downpour
then temperatures rose to unthinkable heights!"
You may be wondering why this made me so scared,
the answer is simple, you know.
For I had left my new car outside,
and conditions like that can make a car blow!
I stepped outside to face my car,
and my eyes did not like the sight.
The exterior was rusted,
the engine combusted,
it's gonna be hard to tell the bank, all right!