Ode to Edna By thehippiefaerie

Amongst the gnarled, twisted timbers,
'Neath bubbling cauldron, glowing embers.
With a cackle, and clockwise stir,
Mixing Techo tongues and Kau manure,
From this vile, stinking brew,
Comes a drink to turn Aisha's blue,
Casting spells with odd intent,
All she needs is your consent,
To bring her this, or bring her that,
Another integrant in her vat.
Through the dark and spooky woods,
We deliver the required goods.
In return, we find our rewards quite bizarre,
Nimmo toes, or Korbat tails, or eyeballs in a jar!
Pointy nose, beady eyes, and a mop of white hair,
We give Kudos to Edna! Witch extraordinaire!

Dream of the Aisha By ocey

What happens when the lights are out?
In the blackness of night?
Aishas dream.

They fly on rainbow wings
to a land they call home
where they play with fireflies
in the moonlight.

Vast gardens where they roam
aromatic blossoms of lilac bloom
under a yellow harvest moon
there is where the magical creatures
the Aisha play.

When eyes are closed and all is hushed
when not a sound is made
a whole world far from Neopia
is where the festivities are.

In the mind of an Aisha.
What do they dream?
Of things quite extraordinary?
Of fortune, or magic, or far away galaxies?
Perhaps of warm places or exotic faces.
Maybe where a light summer breeze comes from
or of alien worlds far under the sea?

The dreamscape is a wondrous thing
places they wish to go
and while they dream, tail flicking...
They grin! For a dream is an Aisha�s home.

Ski Lodge Murder Mystery By radiopup

Sitting at the top of terror mountain.
Kept there are the staff members
In this large frightening Ski Lodge.

Lurking inside is a killer
Out of control
Down in the lab, in the kitchen & at the library. A
Ghostly figure that chooses its victims at random
Everyone is a suspect.

Many have now fallen victim.
Yells, shouts and
Screams can be heard
Trapped within this place. No one leaves or
E nters. All of them
Regretting they had ever come.
Yet there is no escape.

Maverick was found to be the murderer, but it's
Unusual that he turned out to be a
Robot. Was he the murderer? Or was it one of
Dr. Sloth's plans to keep us
Entertained, until the next time he
Returns?

I AM NOT A MONSTER... I'm A Mutant
By m0cchi

Gift and curse of ignorance
wrapped in a tiny jug.
"Take it," she said,
"And drink
with the willingness
and trust of
a child."
I did...
the others stare
at my claws and teeth
at my brown
twisted body.
I hear them whisper,
"Monster."
She smiles upon me still,
and takes the jug from my hand.
She pats my head
and gives me chocolate.
She's proud of her new
mutant...

A New World Is Born By cyberchickuk

As Terror Mountain began to rumble,
Dirt, dust and rocks came to tumble,
As the ground shook with all its might,
All the Neopets trembled with fright,
A growing crack began to emerge,
And the lines of it began to diverge,
The clouds spat out droplets of glowing rain,
To tell us that, a new world is born again,
A tunnel led down afar,
From within where the earth stood ajar,
Thousands of eyes stood transfixed to see,
As though something from the ground
Struggled to break free,
First its head, then its arms,
The crowd just watched even more alarmed,
Until it was clear,
A small dinosaur appeared,
It choked with it's voice,
To give them a choice,
"Follow me," it said,
"A new world is ahead."
One by one the Neopets crawled inside,
Nothing to fear and nothing to hide,
When finally they reached the other end,
"Yes! Lots of news
About this world we must send!"
And that is how the whole of Neopia,
Came to know about the world of Tyrannia.