Tyrannian Victory Day!

Victory!
by orlytheowl

This is a tale of a scary captor
A giant monster called the Monoceraptor
In the early years' he caused a war
He and creatures following his lore

It all began with a big earthquake
The quake could actually a tunnel make
Suddenly they were under attack
But luckily a lot fought back

A tale of war and downright heroes
The number of soldiers consisted of many zeroes
The war was fought and by a single Lupe won
The monsters ran, the Lupe had won alone

Giant Omelette Celebrations
by _interrupted_

The sun beams down on the plateau, 
Where the Giant Omelette rests. 
A sun-baked eggy treat, 
For every one of its guests. 

The aroma of the Omelette, 
Sweeps across the land. 
The exotic ingredients, 
Are in huge demand 

sweltering under the heat, 
Neopains hungrily wait. 
Bellies all rumbling, 
As they line up with their plate. 

One by one they take their turn, 
To grab a massive slice. 
A lovely nutritious meal, 
That will surely suffice. 

Without the Giant Omelette, 
Who knows what we would do? 
So today we would all like to celebrate, 
And say a big thank you.

The Tyrannian Concert Hall
by vinanas

I visit Tyrannia daily
For the Giant Omelette (free food!)
Suddenly a group walks past, wearing shirts with a Chomby
The party seems to be in a good mood.

One approaches and gives a ticket to me
‘Chomby and the Fungus Balls are playing tonight!
They’re amazing, go and see!’
Well alright, how can I decline such an invite?

To the concert hall I go
I see a Chomby elevated
The room filled with loud audio
The entire crowd is exhilarated.

After a song, Chomby grabs the microphone
‘Do you know what event is today?
I want this fact to be well-known!
Be happy and party until dawn,
Because it is Tyrannia Day!’

The Wheel of Monotony: Tyrannia's Terrible
by _brainchild_

In Tyrannia, a wheel
Boasts what would be some appeal
If it didn't take a while
To spin---I'm sure it travels miles.

Two hours later, here I sit.
I'm angry, not amused one bit!
The Quiggle watching o'er the wheel
Is napping. Bored is how I feel.

The prize can be an avatar
Which is collected near and far.
But many times, the prizes draw
Annoyance, not the wanted awe.

The wheel has slowed down, finally.
What do I get? Shoot, all can see
That this just wasn't worth my time,
Since health point loss is not sublime.

Tyrannian Love
by xrawr_grrx

Rocks and stones and dirt?
It's so much more than that, so,
Trust me, it really won't hurt,
To visit the Tyrannian Plateau.

Grab a piece from the Giant Omelette,
But remember, it's one slice a day!
Sabre-X may look like a scary threat,
But he's just trying to keep things at bay.

The glorious harmonies of sound,
From the Tyrannian Concert Hall,
The troubles of life are drowned,
Jazzmosis' music answers your call!

There's Dino Snappers and Phtlygon Wings,
Come eat the Tyrannian Foods with delight!
Pickled Keno Eggs and Primordial Things,
Don't forget to try the Bronto Bite!

Tyrannia is wonderful and beautifully unique,
You can see, they're hard working and fun.
A day in Tyrannia is exciting, never bleak,
Like when the Wheel of Monotony says you've won!

Fight For Tyrannia
by migorz13

The warriors are marching
They're headed out
They're ready to fight
The final bout

Fight for Tyrannia
You hear them shout
Without hesitation 
Without any doubt

Chia Bombers
Korbat Scouts
Battle Masters
Fight those louts

Fight with your all
Give it your best
For all of the weak
And all the oppressed

Let's free Tyrannia
Invaders go
To be free forever
Let everyone know

Tyrannia Mania
by kahlen369

In the wide wonderful world of Neopia,
There’s a place that looks quite sepia,
With lots of caves and mounds of earth,
You’ll soon find your clothes filled with dirt!

Even though this might not spund very nice,
And certainly there might be quite a few mice,
I promise you that your trip here will be worth it,
Because there’s nothing like Tyrannia, believe it!

Only here, can you spot an omelette big as a hill,
And only here, can you find concerts that give such thrill!
Certainly, where else can you go, that has such wonders?
Just be careful not to explore the wrong cave in a blunder!

The days of Tyrannia
by baby_bear1924

Since the dawn of time we have been,
Oldest of pets, more ancient then men.
From primordial  beginnings, like koi in the sea,
From chomby to grarrl, soon many species will be.
Learning from great trial and error,
From hunter to hunted, life cycle fair.
Tyrannian ways, the strongest survive,
To bring on new generations, to learn to thrive.
Though scary the day maybe,
Running from grarrl, hiding in a tree.
Always give thanks to the new dawn,
From these creatures we know we belong.
Fear not for darkening days shall go away,
Learn from the past and remember to be brave.

Ode to Tyrannia
by morgueinlefay

Tyrannia, a remnant of the past,
Into this modern world was cast.
Cities of mud and grass and stones
Atop the old, forgotten bones
Of ancestors lost to a history vast.

Be thankful that this poetic stunt
May be enjoyed without a single grunt.
Tyrannian dialect may seem novel at first,
But to learn it is surely a task of the cursed.
Does a certain growl mean to hug or to hunt?

Amid Tyrannia’s sweltering heat
Is a monument that none can beat.
There sits an omelette, piping hot,
Which never, ever seems to rot.
Indeed, all who approach are invited to eat.

Take a look at the paintings in the cave,
Or enter the arena if you’re brave.
This land of sun, rain, and lava flows
Is where the boldest adventurer goes.
So, pack your bags if excitement you crave!

A Night at the Tyrannian Concert Hall
by kayahtik

Have you been wanting a night on the town?
Somewhere to go to let your hair down? 
Something to do with a friend in tow?
I have a suggestion: Go watch a show!

A night at the Tyrannian Concert Hall
It’s guaranteed that you’ll have a ball!
Whether you go with a group or solo,
The music is sure to drive you loco!

Disco the night away with Chomby and the Fungus Balls
Or Wock Til You Drop -- or until the morning calls. 
Get cultured with the Neopian Philharmonic
And dance along with  M*YNCI -- their moves are iconic!

Beyond the music scene is even more -- 
Go during the day and take a historical tour!
Pose for a photo at this landmark place
And take in the vast acoustic space. 

It’s just an idea, but really, take heed!
A trip to the concert hall is just what you need. 
It’s lots of fun for pets of all ages,
And there’s something for everyone with all those stages.