Sloth Day Special

Most Memorable Dr Sloth Quotes - The Poem (Using Actual Dr. Sloth Quotes)
by twinkle_jazz

Citizens of Neopia, I received your pathetic plea for help only this afternoon.
I could help you, I could deactivate the program, but considering the pain you have put me through, 
I find it most amusing, and indeed very ironic that you come to me, Dr. Frank Sloth, begging for help. 
You can try to get them out, but you'll only get yourself stuck in there as well. 

Oh, good, my Mutant Milkshake has arrived... 
Come on in, you're in for quite the surprise...
Could you be any slower, Gormos?!?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
RARRRRGGHHHH!
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
I might have admired your audacity, if you hadn't just spilled my Mutant Milkshake all over my robes. 
You must be careful with a house of cards, Gormos. 
I'd be insulted, but I'm too amused to care.
I simply do not think that would be fair. 
You are priveleged to be in the presence of the greatest genius the universe has ever known. 
With the moon and the station under my control.

*BZAAAAAAAAAP*
The token! How did you get that?!?
I will get you Brucey... You will pay for this...
A handful of moon Grundos won't make much difference.
A challenge? How cute, let's see how long you last!
You puny mortals had better think of something fast...
Muahaha, you want to destroy my laboratory little Neopet? 
Even the megablaster5000 didn't make a dent...
Silence fool! Or I will give you another scar to match!
I will enter that pyramid today or you will all feel my wrath...

MWAHAHA HA HA HA HA! Hand me that beaker, you nitwit.
Prepare my spaceship! I'm going on a trip.
Neopia will be just a short step away.
What a beautiful twist of fate.
Ah ha ha ha ha ha! Neopia shall be mine!
It's about time.
There has to be a way!
Pitiful Neopets, you will all soon be my slaves.

What?! You dare fire upon my ship? 
I've had it! I'VE HAD IT!
What is this drivel? 
Grundos, launch missiles!
Begin phase 2.
Waa-CHOO! Ahhchoo!
Look at all those little toys running around so helplessly… 
This will teach those measly Neopians to not mess with me!
Muh Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! At last ultimate power is mine!
Those pesky Neopians have thwarted me for the last time!

We have tried everything to open that door!
It's so obvious; why did I not think of it before?
Arrgghhh! I want that door open now!
One little shake, and the whole thing comes falling down.
You pathetic creatures will never live through my onslaught. 
I will tell you what is fair or not!
I will spare you from being sludged. For today.
I will be watching you every step of the way... 

Yours Sincerely, Dr. Frank Sloth

I Swear I Believe!
by jaden90610

Do you believe in the Happiness Faerie?
A being so kind and full of cheer,
Just their presence can make someone merry,
And bring together Neopets far and near.

Despite their somewhat silly appearance,
I can attest to their lovely personality!
They accept all Neopets despite their difference,
It is such a splendid mentality!

So I believe in the Happiness Faerie,
Who carries off Neopets to a far away place,
There's no need to be wary, no need to fear,
When this Faerie takes you up into space!

No I don't believe Sloth has any idea,
Just what the Happiness Faerie does,
Or why there's a sudden disappearance of Chias,
And a sudden population of mutants and fuzz!

This poem is about the Happiness Faerie,
And not that mad and brilliant scientist,
But now that you mention it maybe he's not so scary,
Even when he tries to rule Neopia with an iron fist.

Virtupets Net Services
by chrisy_chan

I’m just a lowly Grundo working away
and all of a sudden to my dismay
a blocker - an error - a hiccup - a glitch
but surely I’ll fix it off with a hitch
but wait, oh no, the problem goes deeper 
it spread all around like a Kreludan Creeper
there’s some other setting that first I must switch

But to change that I must first change another
I fear there’s only more wrong to discover
and as I keep going I tremble in terror
the solution to this one’s the original error 
“at least,” I think, “my luck can’t get much worse”
but be warned, my friend, those thoughts are a curse
Our own Doctor Sloth came to watch this endeavour

I start to think “what’s my last resort?”
but turns out all he wants is V-P-T-S reports
Hope with all might he won’t catch my facade
Hoping he won’t ask more questions that prod

All I can do is smile and nod

Cheesy Sloth Cake
by precious_katuch14

Time and time again,
Sloth has tried
To take over Neopia
With minions at his side.

Time and time again,
Sloth has tried and failed.
He must have screamed,
Cried, and wailed.

But Sloth finally has victory,
Atop a cheesy, creamy cake.
Before he can claim this globe,
First, it has to bake.

Then at last, the time has come,
The Sloth topper sits atop
A land of icing and cake,
Take care that he doesn't drop.

He plants his little flag,
Stands tall and proud,
He's triumphant 'till
The arrival of the hungry crowd.

It's Sloth Appreciation Day,
Let Dr. Sloth celebrate
The time he took over
A Cheesy Sloth Cake.

Dr. Sloth's Next Plan
by iloenchen

'One day, I will succeed,
He said, while his thoughts whirled.
'It will be my best deed,
I will be leader of the world.'

On Neopia he looked down
From his window on the space station.
Eyes furrowed together, with a frown
Thinking of his 'Sloth-Nation'.

He knew he was a mastermind
And his plan was fail-proof.
Using so many techniques combined
His popularity would shoot through the roof.

He had tried so many things
And everything had failed.
This time, he'd play their heartstrings.
Dr. Sloth slowly exhaled.

He just needed to win them over
Because if the pets liked him,
If they loved him like a four-leaf clover,
Nobody would try to resist him.

He could already hear them cheer
As they asked him to take the throne.
Everything would be clear
He'd be beloved and well-known.

Of all times, it was his favourite plan
Because what could possibly go wrong?
He was a wonderful man
Flawless skin and very strong.

We Miss Your Reign
by cinnabonski

Words born of evil
“Neopia, what a lovely planet
I think I’ll take it”
A phrase as heavy as granite

In a remembrance of
Our darkened past
Of joyful subjugation 
That sadly did not last

You were so close
Plan nearly complete
But pesky detractors
They did unseat 

Our glorious leader
Our majestic lord 
Wrongly condemned
He should be adored

Shame on Gorix
And on Brucey B
Shame on Cylara 
Why couldn’t you see

His great strength
His stinging wit
Immeasurable intellect
Smile that just won’t quit

Instead they hated
And sought to banish
Confined to token
In space to vanish

Desperate our wait
With hope in heart
For your return
Your rule to start

I’ll be frank
I’ll be so plain
We love you Sloth
We miss your reign

The Unstoppable Cunning of Dr. Sloth
by treblesome

Two thousand years ago,
Neopia was a void.
A barren husk of a world,
With neither faerie, Neopet, nor fungoid.

One day arrived a young scientist,
Who established with aplomb.
Setting up his lab for experiments,
Bearing the title “Dr. Frank Sloth.”

No sunlight could ever shine,
For the smog was so thick.
The toxic fumes in the air,
Would have made any lesser Sloth sick.

But he revelled in the darkness,
In the depths of his underground lair.
Conducting his experiments
Was a time-consuming affair.

Although the smog eventually cleared
And made room for new growth
Dr. Sloth’s mark will never fade
(Though his legacy some do loathe)

A master of manipulation,
No one can stop him.
His schemes and plots never cease.
Evil genius- none can top him!

A true villain, through-and-through,
His intellect is what drives his game.
Though his goals are evil,
He’s a genius in his own way.

To carry out his nefarious plans,
He has minions at his beck and call.
He’s determined to make his ambitions come true.
And that’s why Frank Sloth is the greatest of them all!

Sloth's Invasion Tax
by agedbeauty

When you're out in Neopia
Shopping without a care
Watch out for your Neopoints
Because - OH SLOTH, DON'T YOU DARE!

Ugh, it's really happened - 
You can't argue with the facts.
You had a lot of Neopoints,
But then found Sloth's Invasion Tax.

After you've been taxed,
You have 20% less money.
Less to feed or read or play,
And oh ugh, it's not even funny!

But let me tell you a secret
About the NP Sloth just stole,
It doesn't go to weapons,
Or politics to cajole.

No, the money Sloth just stole,
Well Sloth has mouths to feed!
He's feeding hungry Grundos - 
This was never about greed.

Sure, you may not have volunteered,
And no, it wasn't nice,
But for Sloth to feed his Grundos - 
You don't have to ask me twice!

Neopia's #1 Villain
by anotherblond07

Today is not a day to take lightly,
because this creature's demeanour is quite unsightly.
His name is Dr. Frank Sloth,
our favourite villain that we loathe.

Neopia does not claim him as a specie,
as this green alien-creature is known to be quite sleazy.
Plastered on his face; a big large grin,
which gives an emphasis on his big large chin.

Red glowing eyes that pierce through your soul,
he makes sure he looks like he's in control.
Framing his face are some sharp arched eyebrows,
emphasising his expression as far as it allows.

On top of his head three cow-licks reside,
that make him look quite funny from the backside.
A black robe with long wide sleeves covering his whole body,
and with that grand collar he sure looks snobby.

"Most feared" is Dr. Frank Sloth's title, 
he surely isn't most Neopians idol.
So we say our thanks to the Space Faerie,
as we remember today's origin story. 

Dr. Sloth is Neopia's #1 enemy,
and we will remember him today; dreadfully.

Simply Sloth
by peacelovebliss

He doesn’t plainly walk, he saunters
and only fools smile so he smirks
Dr. Sloth is quite controversial
but his evil mind’s always at work
While Neopians collect NPs and items
Sloth craves world domination
Who knows when this foe will strike again?
His schemes are kept in the Space Station
He doesn’t have pets, he has minions
for who needs friends anyway?
Anyone this cruel needs alone time to rule
Sloth’s proud of being feared everyday. 
Cunning, brilliant, vile, loathsome…
He’s probably not worth fully adoring
but with Dr. Sloth’s presence around here
Neopia’s surely anything but boring.

Join Dr. Sloth
by kellyclark1115

Hey pst! Come to join Dr. Sloth?
Over this way, it won't take long.
It's no rumour he's coming back,
he's biding his time until he's strong.

Towering over all the Neopets,
Dr. Sloth strikes fear in everyone.
Neopets see him coming,
then turn around and run.

You don't want to mess around,
for Dr. Sloth doesn't play games.
He will take over the Space Stations,
and other places, he proclaims.

He's learning from his mistakes,
slowly improving with time.
But where is he now?
Somewhere thinking about his past crime.

Be warned, when Dr. Sloth returns,
he will spare no Neopets.
Join his side now,
or there will be regrets.

A Sloth Negg for Sloth Appreciation Day
by i_lovee_icecream

Dr. Sloth, we honour you;
With a majestic Negg so true.
The Sloth Negg resembles thee,
Valuable and evil as can be.

Sloth Negg, Sloth Negg;
From the great Snowager.
Sloth Negg, Sloth Negg;
Bemoaning her, reproaching her.

Dr. Sloth, we honour you;
With a majestic Negg so true.
The Sloth Negg resembles thee,
Valuable and evil as can be.

Sloth Negg, Sloth Negg;
Worth millions of Neopoints.
Sloth Negg, Sloth Negg;
Our great leader, we appoint.

Dr. Sloth, we honour you;
With a majestic Negg so true.
The Sloth Negg resembles thee,
Valuable and evil as can be.

Sloth Negg, Sloth Negg;
You’ll make a Tonu sick.
Sloth Negg, Sloth Negg;
Scalding like a candlestick.

Dr. Sloth, we honour you;
With a majestic Negg so true.
The Sloth Negg resembles thee,
Valuable and evil as can be.

Sloth Negg, Sloth Negg;
As handsome as our overlord.
Sloth Negg, Sloth Negg;
In our galleries, we hoard.

The Happiness Faerie
by corrina404

A faerie to those in the know,
Who’s purpose is to make happiness grow,
Adorned with a smile on his cloak,
But different from other faerie folk.

His wings appear to be taped on,
You may question if this is a con,
Surely not, who else could it be,
It’s just the Happiness Faerie!

A smile that is awfully big,
Is he trying to do a jig?
Some will question this odd faerie,
His teeth do seem suspiciously scary.

Why is there a mask on your eyes?
Surely he’s not a disguise,
Who else would pick so many flowers?
And be happy for so many hours?

Doubt trickles in the longer you look,
Haven’t you seen that face in a book?
Neopia’s history of villains and plots,
You begin to connect the dots,

Uh oh, he’s looking right at you,
Time to pretend nothing’s askew,
And now you know why he’s left be,
Never question the Happiness Faerie.

Dr. Sloth and His Mutants, So Misunderstood
by _brainchild_

That Sloth, reviled for transmog potions,
Brings those changes into motion!
Yet, I think the mutants are
Quite wonderful, though so bizarre.

Two heads are more than one, they say.
The Mutant Hissi, any day,
Enjoys having a friend so close,
Someone fun whom they treasure most.

Six eyes are more than two! Just ask
The Mutant Flotsam. Any task
Is easier with wider sight.
This is a bonus, not a plight!

The UC Mutant Hissi, chased
By traders, frequently finds place
In permie homes---he is adored!
An awesome pet these folks have scored.

The Mutant Aisha's chomping stalks
Are self-defenders. Run, don't walk
When biters are around. Her foes
Will flee in terror---this I know!

So, don't condemn Sloth for creation.
Of these Mutants. Celebration
Is in order for unique,
Cool Neopets that are his feat.

No Need to Fear
by ennyra

Most young Neopets grow up,
Knowing a Dr. Sloth horror story or two.
But I'm here today to help you;
If you're afraid, here's what to do.

He's been defeated before,
So just know it can be done.
If you're feeling a little scared,
It's still okay to run.

The Space Faerie will protect you,
As she has done before.
That's what made them enemies,
In the great Neopia lore.

Even though his army,
Looks very strong indeed.
It's full of silly Grundos,
Whose strengths are not their speed.

Dr. Sloth isn't so tough,
But if all your efforts tank,
Here's a way to make you laugh,
Remember his real name is Frank!

An Evil Sloth Sighting
by sqwigglie

What's that tall dark figure I see?
They seem to be menacingly staring at me
Their evil gaze gives me a shiver
I can feel my legs start to quiver

As they get closer I can see their eyes
And now I begin to recognise
It's no other than the evil Dr. Sloth
I run to hide under the tablecloth

Closely behind I notice an army of Grundo
Apparently I didn't get the memo
For I realise it is Sloth Appreciation Day
I watch them march in such dismay

I can only imagine their next evil plot
I only hope they are soon to be caught
But until then, under this cloth I will hide
Until I hear their footsteps start to subside

Neopia’s Founder, Dr. Sloth
by gentle_lil_queen

From tired search and long exile,
Sloth found a world and stayed a while.
A wretched planet, barren, still,
Would be the canvas he would fill.

He crafted life, and some would say,
They were the seeds of life today.
Though prototypes all died in light,
New magic made their growth ignite.

With seed and magic, Sloth would say
The new life was of his and fae.
Yet the fae came and claimed them all,
And put them at their beck and call.

They were his ilk! It was not fair!
Yet fae gained all and would not share.
And when he sought to claim the lot,
Fae called him villain and they fought.

They were his ilk! Of his design!
And so their will he would align.
Altered, transformed into his kind,
He would become their mastermind.

They ignored in their simple states,
The plain intention of their fates.
A world for him to work and rule,
And far from those who’d call him cruel.

He’d make a kingdom just for Sloth!
With all cut from his genius cloth!
His new works would rise far beyond
The theft of what he worked to spawn.

Exiled once more, yet whole, fulfilled,
And unrestrained in all he’d build.
Not understanding was okay,
They only needed to obey.

They only had to build and serve,
There was no better to deserve.
He’d have his grand planet Sloth Prime,
One fight and one mind at a time.

Thoughts on Sloth
by bittersweet52

The fans all want to know
They've just been dying to ask
Behind that toothy grin
Is your malice just a mask

Beneath the dark exterior
The cape of black and red
What is really going on
In that villain's head

Is he truly evil
Or just misunderstood
After all we have the Happiness Faerie
So maybe there is some good

What is a Faerie really
If she loses her wings
A tragic backstory could actually
Account for many things

But really what I'm wondering
Is the thought behind his style
Is he impersonating a Chia
With the hair and the big smile

I appreciate you, Dr. Sloth
Whatever your reasons may be
Thank you for the Space Station
You've truly made history

Dr Sloth's Post-Defeat Musings
by rurirawr

He floats in space
wandering, pondering
his next phase
of Neopian domination, 
his longest experiment yet 
the toughest. 

What shall the genius doctor
do next? 
His ideas run wild, 
each surpassing the last,
eerier, viler. 
Grander. 

Perhaps
talk MSP Poogle troops
into staging a coup, 
zapping innocents 
into grotesque infants. 
Give no food, let them freeze 
and hear their ugly pleas. 

Or consider  
Edna and Jhudora's help. 
Transmute vast forests into
predacious plants full of wrath. 
Make Neopians jolt and yelp
when they start to chew 
through all that's in their paths. 

Better yet, 
send meteorites crashing down
on Neopian cities and towns,
wiping off all living beings. 
Release hordes of Space Fungi,
his newly-acquired allies, 
to leave their own markings. 

The toughest.
His longest experiment yet
of Neopian domination,
his next phase.
Wandering, pondering,
he floats in space.

An Feared Genius
by theguy2020

Around Neopia he causes trouble,
He's quite dangerous so you may want to hide in a bubble,
Dr Sloth is one of the most feared,
He's quite sneaky with his disguises so he may sneak up on you with a beard!

Former overlord of the Grundos was his past,
However his downfall came quite fast,
Underestimating Cylara's spell started his demise,
It was one of the few moments he was not wise!

He may return sooner rather than later,
His power will surely be even greater,
Train your pets to make sure you can stand a chance,
Perhaps practice a defensive stance!

He is plotting for a return to take over the space station,
When he comes it surely will be frightening for the entire duration,
For now we can rest safe and sound,
For we know that the Space Faerie is around!

I Heart Dr. Sloth
by orlytheowl

Dr. Sloth is not the villain that you might think
Infact, his brain just has superior links
To knowledge unknown by both you and me
Be loyal to him and you too will see

His Grundos are loyal by their own free will
They are eager, work hard and never stand still
It is not brainwashing or force of any kind
They are smart enough to not fall behind

You too should consider joining his ranks
To stand up to the Space Faerie and her annoying pranks
World domination is what comes next
His good looks and his wit will keep Neopia hexed

Dr. Sloth's Evil Plot: Destruction of Flash Games
by honorrolle

It was all a dastardly plot of course, 
Sloth and minions coming out in force, 
To wreck and retire flash games here, 
Splat-A-Sloth gone for over a year!

We should have known he had a hand, 
In one of the gravest plot of the land, 
Destroying internal gaming program, 
From the very beginning it’s been a scam!

It all started with Neopia of peace,
Until the peace became surcease!
The minions hacked the Neopets team, 
And broke Neopian’s avatar dream. 

Such turmoil there was when all the pets, 
Couldn’t play Splat-A-Sloth with regrets.
Flash was gone, forever changed, 
Sloth was gleeful and increasingly deranged.

As the sun sets on this Slothy day, 
It’s really hard to not want to play, 
That lovely game with the rolled up paper, 
Once here, now gone, that dastardly caper.

You Love Sloth
by cassanthia

The day of giving is finally over
All the other days don't even matter!
For today is Sloth Appreciation Day
The only day of the year that matters

YOU LOVE SLOTH

Go grab your I Love Sloth Merch
Grab a drink(?) from the Neocola machine
Tell everyone all about it!
Be loud! Be proud! We all love SLOTH!

YOU LOVE SLOTH

Sloth is amazing, he is the best
You believe it, we all do of course
Because sloth is just sooooo cool
Eat some delicious Sloth Gummies to pass the time

YOU LOVE SLOTH

Spend all day thinking about him 
Appreciating him
Because Sloth Appreciation Day
IS THE ONLY DAY THAT MATTERS!

Sloth Lunch Box
by indulgences

This Lunch Box is a creepy thing,
With Sloth upon its lid.
It utters creepy, haunting laughs,
The way this villain did.

It’s red and green, with metal latch,
And thermos tucked inside.
It snickers, cackles, howls and shrieks.
You’ll want to run and hide.

It looks so normal, just a box,
For sandwiches and snacks.
And yet you’ll want to run away,
For fear of Sloth’s attacks.

This Lunch Box oozes wickedness,
So sinister and cruel.
This Lunch Box is nefarious,
Not trendy, hip or cool.

Beware this Lunch Box, everyone!
It’s bound to terrify!
Please use another Lunch Box, friends,
That will not make you cry!

Slothy Smile
by flufflepuff

Move over, Hanso.
Step down, Amira.
The obvious choice
Could not have been clearer.

Away with you Usuls
Who plunder and steal.
Your exploits so pointless,
you both ought to kneel

Before the beloved,
The One, charismatic,
Whose smile appeals
To a horde of fanatics.

In bright celebration
Of dazzling grin,
Some Neopets have
The honour to win

And wear their own Slothy,
Intelligent smile.
The best part of all?
They might travel miles,

Declaring the might
Of great Dr. Sloth,
Regardless of feeling
Indignant or wroth.

That smile will stay,
It never will fall.
Perhaps that's the most perfect aspect of all.