Skeith Day Special

King Skarl's Big Brag
by precious_katuch14

Gather 'round, loyal subjects,
Partake of my royal feast,
As I tell one and all,
Of my royal feats!

The kingdom of Meridell,
Has thrived under my claw,
That even my brother Hagan
Looks upon it with awe!

See its bountiful farms,
The vegetables I grow,
The colorful berries,
And the giant marrow!

I guided my home
Through two, two wars!
My brave and loyal knights,
Patrolled near and far!

Years of gathered wisdom,
Have taught me to find,
Talent from all walks of life,
To rescue Meridell in a bind!

Be it a knight out of time,
Or a smart Aisha girl,
Or a Kauvara wannabe,
Giving new potions a whirl!

(Though Darigan's orb,
That wasn't my fault,
I didn't order my knights
To mount THAT assault!)

(And the Court Dancer,
Anyone could have fallen,
Under her magic spell,
Even know-it-all Hagan!)

(It's also not my fault,
When visiting folks,
Come to my castle,
Just to tell bad jokes!)

Satisfying Scholarly Skeiths
by chai7705

Skeiths are best known to consume
"Foods, of course," most would assume
Voracious readers, you might not presume
Hungry for what's made by plume

Pop-Up Skeith starts them off young
With pictures all like springs that sprung!
Skeith Flying's great for the youth, too
Helping them make flight breakthrough!

Skeith Defender Comics keep a hold
Popular with both young and old
Spooky Skeith Adventures, read at night
Might cause the younglings some great fright!

Skeith Magic is great for learning
Basic spells like ice or burning
Legendary Skeiths is read en masse
In every Skeith student's history class

Reading for fun is important, as well
Stripe, the Strange Skeith is a story that's swell
For laughs and cries and all between
Skeith Tails has all these scenes!

The Naughty Skeith is not the same
As The Bad Skeith, despite their names
Though both are great literary fare
One of these is remarkably rare!

Reading Top Secret Skeith Stuff
Will make you an expert, sure enough
While Cooking For Skeiths is a must-read
For anyone with a Skeith to feed!

Though food is sure to satisfy a Skeith
A good book for them to sink their teeth
Will quench their hunger for knowledge, alright
Plus: after reading, they can take a bite!

From Green to Grey: The Bank Manager Skeith
by sportyangel3338

The National Neopian Bank Manager was going about his day
When suddenly everything seemed to turn grey
What used to make him so happy in this room
Has suddenly started to fill him with gloom

He keeps your items and Neopoints safe in his vault
Before him, the Tax Beast and Pant Devil must halt
He used to always love to spoil their fun 
Now he just can’t wait until his day is done

He always loved when people collected their interest
But now it is him who has in fact lost interest
What is the point of banks with so much inflation
People just storing them here to avoid taxation

This Skeith used to be filled with so much greed
But now he realizes there are so many in need
The Bank Manager has not avoided the grey
But maybe some of these emotions will be here to stay

The Skeith Mountaineer
by coyote90

The Skeith Mountaineer was bundled up tight,
For his destination was almost in sight.
So tall and mighty, Terror Mountain's peak,
It was just the right challenge that he tried to seek.

He loved climbing mountains, and conquered them all,
And at no point did this Skeith have a fall.
To finish this journey would be quite the feat,
And he was not going to admit defeat.

The journey was gruelling, and rather quite brutal,
In fact, many told him the trip would be futile,
But that didn't stop this adventurous Skeith;
Nor the blustery cold, or his chattering teeth.

The trip had its dangers, he had to be wary,
Dodging snowballs and Snow Beasts that were scary,
And a couple of times it got rather hairy,
But the Skeith got some aid from the lovely Snow Faerie.

He continued his march all the way to the top.
He got to this point, he was not going to stop!
Just a little bit longer the Skeith had to go,
So he continued to trudge through the deepening snow.

Then, at long last, he'd finally done it!
The Skeith Mountaineer had reached the summit.
He took a deep breath and looked out at the view,
And wished he could share this with everyone, too.

A Skeith’s Diet
by 9kas

Constantly hungry, cos I am a Skeith,
All through the day, I do love to eat!
Omelettes and jellies I absolutely adore,
My belly is waiting for delicacies galore!

And even the usually inedible items,
I don’t discriminate, I’ll happily eat them!
Give me your finest weapons and stamps,
To me, they’re wonderfully delectable snacks!

Especially those adorable little Petpets,
Great friends they are, but delicious? You bet!
Hand me a Kad or a Babaa or a Schnelly,
And oops! I’m sorry, they’re now in my belly!

But wait - what’s that incoming thing I hear?
Is that the one item I secretly fear?
Heavy as an Elephante, all 1500 pounds,
Its ivories tinkling as it thumps on the ground:

Uh oh, the massive Grand Piano is here,
Please allow me to quietly disappear. 
I truly appreciate your kind generosity,
But seriously, do not feed me this monstrosity!

For if I consume this behemoth instrument,
Bloatedness for months is surely imminent. 
For even the hungriest Skeith will know,
Do not ever try to eat a Grand Piano!

A Skeith’s Teeth
by i_lovee_icecream

A Skeith’s teeth,
Are snarled and snaggled. 
Caught on their lip,
Decayed and bedraggled. 

Their jaws jut out,
They’ve got big underbites. 
Skeiths are mean muggin’,
Lookin’ ready for a fight. 

Good thing too,
Because they love to eat. 
Anything and everything,
Their favourite is meat!

But don’t give them cheese,
Whatever you do.
They’ll contract Neezles,
It’s like a red-spotted flu. 

A Skeith’s teeth,
Make them look so mean. 
Its true, they’re great fighters,
And eating machines. 

Their jaws jut out,
As they tower up above. 
On this Skeith Day,
Give them and their teeth some love!

A Tale of Two Kings
by ningkov1

King Hagan of Brightvale so wise 
King Skarl of Meridell head in the skies 
Two brothers yet so different 
Intelligent and belligerent 

Green and regal in his castle 
Magnificent white walls dazzle 
King Hagan studies away 
While his brother snacks all day 

King Hagan values education 
Books and information for his population 
Knowledge is a gift to be cherished 
Brightvale and Meridell - don’t compare it 

He pretends his brother Skarl doesn’t exist 
All foolishness dismissed, 
Though Skarl is not a bad leader
Hagan wishes he was more of a reader 

Spin Brightvale’s wheel and feel yourself grow 
There’s always more to learn and know, 
Currently dark and grey
There will be green again someday 

Hagan and Skarl, two different brothers
Contrasting personalities and covers 
In the end they both stand tall 
Brightvale and Meridell will never fall!

Bank Manager Greetings
by ennyra

It's not easy being in charge, 
Having to sit at a desk all day and night. 
Everyone comes through my door, 
Not even caring about my plight.

"Give me my interest please," they say,
Where did all the manners go?
"Hello, how are you doing today?" I say,
The little gestures make me happy so.

Nobody seems to care to reply, 
They just want their Neopoints in hand.
So I nod and grant their wishes, 
Constantly giving in to demands.

I never get a break, 
You see the bank is open all day, every day. 
You never know when someone will need, 
To come in and get their pay. 

I know my job, so I will always be here, 
But maybe just one time,
As you come to collect your interest, 
Answer with a, "thank you I'm doing fine."

My Skeith, My Best Friend
by spukl1

A Skeith is a Neopian’s best friend,
The Pet from Y1 through to the end.
Loyal and loving as a Skeith can be,
My Skeith is the greatest friend to me.

My Skeith is certainly my best friend,
He is one on whom I can always depend.
He whips his tail so silly & sweet,
& gives a roar when he wants a treat.

The Skeith are the bestest of friends,
Welcoming & loving when you’re in their dens.
They chase the Petpets all around town,
But come home to you when they cool down.

My Skeith, my best friend…
This Neopet brings me smiles in tens.
I can trust him with all of heart, 
& I thank Neopets for giving us this start.

The Skeith Who Loved Gold
by erduoduo

There once was a Skeith who loved gold
Whose parents were soon getting old
He needed some cash
To build up his stash
But wasn't too smart or too bold

He got a job as a bank teller
Worked hard and pulled many all nighters
Spent years at the bank
And rose up in rank
But still only got a cheap toaster

The Skeith was now clearly unhappy
And did not have all that much money
So day after day
He turned a bit grey
And also a little less chatty

Now things were not looking so rosy
The Skeith had to be somewhat gutsy
He went to the Slots
Spent lots, lots, and lots
And got his first Big Loser trophy

The Skeith had learned much about business
You should have been there as a witness
He sold off the prize
And to his surprise
Went straight into Ultimate Riches!

The National Neopian Bank
by fivemilliononly

“Welcome to the National Neopian Bank, sir”
A Skeith Bank Manager greets with cheer
You can save your Neopoints here for sure
and watch your fortune grow year after year

If this is your first time, have no fear
you can open a new account
It is called Junior Saver to be clear
with 4.5% interest amount

Be sure to claim your daily interest
before you deposit or withdraw any Neopoints
to avoid any issue that may manifest
and keep your finances in the right points

In a rare case, the system can be jammed
“There is a slight error in your account,” said the Manager
When this happens, your daily interest can be reclaimed
and have a Complimentary Virtupets Toaster

Gordos the Collector (and his Random Event)
by dennykins

Selected by King Altador,
For acts of honesty.
Gordos the Skeith, knock on my door,
With a rare stamp for me.

He takes a break from fetching tax,
To visit randomly.
He leaves a stamp, which sell for stacks,
And pay off handsomely. 

But if Gordos ever visits here, 
I would not sell the stamp.
I’d album it, precious and dear,
A prized gift from a champ.

I think of my Maraqua page,
Garin stamp: its spot is blank.
A Gordos visit would assuage,
The need to break the bank. 

Do come on by, dear kind Gordos,
I’ve always paid my fees.
I’ll take anything that you toss,
(Just not Scarab Stamp, please.)

Skeith Sweets
by ophiopogon

The average Skeith is not a food-refuser:
They'd devour a Baby Skeith Tea Infuser!
To cover all the food for Skeiths
Would take days, perhaps even weeks

So today we'll examine Skeith-themed food
That's certain to lift every Neopian's mood!
Got a rumble in your belly?
Try some Hungry Skeith Jelly!*

Still wanting more Skeith sweets?
Skeith Sundae's the perfect treat!
It may not be Sunday right now,
But don't worry, just chow down!

Skeith Ice Cream Cones, a burst of flavour
For the Neopian on their best behaviour
Have a Strawberry or Chokato Skeith Iced Bun
Or have both, for double the fun!

Finish the banquet with a Skeith Ice Cream Cake
But that's all the desserts I can take
Happy Skeith Day, Skeith food fans!
Make sure eating's in your party plans!

*Do NOT try this if you're a Skeith from the Jelly Processing Plant.

The Nostalgic Faerie Skeith Kicks Off The Faerie Festival
by _brainchild_

Nostalgic Faerie Skeith, so fine,
Is jolly---he just must be mine!
He'll grace the Faerie Festival.
He's very joyous, never dull!

He bounces like a basketball.
He's very certain to enthrall!
His wings are very shimmery
And dainty, looking grand to me!

He has a long and winding tail,
Adorned by several chartreuse scales.
I'm sure he wags it when he's happy,
Like a Lupe with lots of glee!

This Skeith Day, honour faeries by
Selecting this pet style. He'll fly,
Whether the skies are calm or stormy,
Whizzing through the clouds quickly.

The National Neopian Bank Manager
by theguy2020

No matter how your Neopoints rank,
They will always be safe at The National Neopian Bank,
Run by the Skeith bank manager who you can trust,
For him integrity is a must! 

For as long as know he kept our Neopoints protected,
Making sure any intruders are ejected,
For over twenty years his record has remained second to none,
If anything ever occurred most would be quite stunned! 

The Skeith bank manager constantly delivers,
Leaving anyone who bets against him with shivers,
Able to provide a high interest rate,
Giving his clients good fortune and fate!

Delivering to shareholders is his goal,
Allowing you to passively earn while even on a stroll,
The highest account earns over twelve percent returns,
Anyone who doesn’t participate will feel the burn! 

Years of experience has made his wise,
Allowing him to help your investments reach new highs,
When opening an account have some trust,
Along with integrity, customer satisfaction is a must!

Daily he follows a strict routine,
As to always be prepared and never cause a scene,
No matter what the market has in store,
The Skeith Bank Manager will always be ready for more! 

Many around Neopia refer to him as “old reliable”,
As he’s helped out the vast majority and has a record that is undeniable,
After reading all this you know what to do,
Time to head over to The National Neopian Bank and open an account with his crew!