Grarrl Day Special

My Grarrl Ate My Homework
by i_lovee_icecream

I was about to go to school,
When I realized.
I was packing my bag,
But I was met with a surprise. 

My homework was in pieces,
Shredded and torn. 
It was barely legible,
I was so forlorn!

I followed the paper trail,
All through my house. 
And at the end of it,
There was no Miamouse.

It was my big Red Grarrl,
Smiling back at me. 
He ate my homework,
He was so sneaky!

Now I have to go,
All the way to school,
And tell my teacher,
And risk looking a fool.

“My Grarrl ate my homework…”
I’ll hang my head and say. 
Let’s hope she gives me a chance,
To get my credit another way.

A Baby Grarrl
by tatyanne

There is a little Baby Grarrl
Who is always very hungry.
He loves to eat all you own,
But please do not get angry.

Watch his eyes shine so bright,
When he sees all of his treats.
Your inventory is stacked up high–
There’s so much for him to eat!

All of these scrumptious snacks–
Let’s let them not go to waste.
Yummy, that Foil Florg Stamp– 
Oh, how splendid it tastes!

Hungry still, he looks around,
And he spots a great many things.
The next thing he starts munching on?
Your precious Beautiful Glowing Wings!

You better go and scoop him up–
Keep your possessions tidy and neat.
Take a look at his adorable face–
Doesn’t he just smile so sweet?

Into the Safety Deposit Box
Is where your items will go.
No more random feeding spree,
But oh how his hunger will grow!

Book a place at the Neolodge,
So your Grarrl will always be well fed.
He may not like Cockroach Towers,
But in AstroVilla he will never be sad.

Always feed your Baby Grarrl,
And he will grow up incredibly fast.
Shower him with cuddles and kisses
And his love for you will always last!

Buying Tyrannian Furniture
by maddie_bangz

“Ahh-aka-aka-gal!” A Grarrl will yell
As you step into his precious store
He’s selling Tyrannian furniture pieces
The finest selection of prehistoric décor

You can admire the finely crafted pieces
Of shelves, beds, tables, and chairs
Made locally with hand-selected materials
It’s only the best for these housewares

You should visualize your Neohome
To decide what might look the best
And what suits your décor style the most
Which table for dinner? Which bed for rest?

These pieces require a selective taste
Only the true collectors will understand
The unique qualities of the dung collection
And furry furniture that was assembled by hand

The Grarrl will take you around the store
And show you everything that he has in stock
So make sure to grab what you want when you see it
Someone else might snag it before you can talk!

Galem Darkhand
by precious_katuch14

He rules the Thieves' Guild,
A head above the rest,
A Purple Grarrl who's proven
That he can beat the best.

With the blackest heart,
And the most iron claw,
Galem Darkhand ensures 
He's obeyed above all.

His words are law,
He draws the lines,
Then draws his dagger,
On any thief who whines.

No one can challenge him,
Or so Galem thinks,
Surely he'd be upon them,
Quick as a wink.

Yet, Galem has one weakness,
Or maybe even two,
Kanrik, his colleague, and
Masila, thought to be true.

He rules the Thieves' Guild,
But he won't rule for long,
And then it'll be too late
To figure out what went wrong.

Food Club's Titan: Gooblah the Grarrl
by coyote90

Gooblah the Grarrl calls Krawk Island his home,
And down on Warf Wharf is where he likes to roam.
He takes part in Food Club, his favourite game,
For he loves to eat; it's his claim to fame.

Many a pirate comes to the isle,
They hear about Food Club and stay for a while.
They learn about Gooblah, who's tough as nails,
And how in his matches, he always prevails.

The challengers come from all around,
But they are no match; this Grarrl stands his ground.
Try as they might, he cannot be beat,
To best him in Food Club is a daunting feat.

He eats whatever is on his plate,
Keep the food coming; he does not like to wait.
They rush to put the next meal on,
And before they know it, the whole thing's gone.

No matter how much he eats all day,
He always has room to put it away.
He eats it so quickly; there's no time to taste,
Licks the plate clean; no room for waste.

His favourite foods are proteins galore!
Doesn't matter what kind; he'll always want more.
Whether bacon that's streaky or salty hotfish,
To this hungry Grarrl, they all sound delish!

But despite his imposing and large physique,
There are a few dishes that make him feel weak.
Just don't make this Grarrl drink any kind of slush,
For just one little sip turns his belly to mush!

But no matter what's on the Food Club menu,
There's no doubt that Gooblah will push right on through.
He'll devour each item with gusto and force,
And make his way through every single course.

So if you think that you stand a chance,
On to Krawk Island, you should advance.
Where there waits a Grarrl with strong fortitude,
And maybe you'll beat him with the right attitude.

A Grarrl's Burlap Zap Recap
by chai7705

On one fateful morning
A Grarrl got a zap
By the Lab Ray Scientist
And turned to Burlap!

At first he was stunned,
All huffing and puffing
Still wordless, yet
With his mouth full of stuffing!

What's a Grarrl without teeth?
They are famously known
Instead, this Grarrl's got
Only threads all cross-sewn!

Though his filling's falling out
From leg, belly, and tail
And stitches all done up
Where seams had once failed...

...And patches in both
Hues of green and blue
And in place of Grarrl eyes,
Blue buttons make do...

This Grarrl came 'round
To loving his new mug
For now, Neopians
Gather round for some hugs!

Once fearsome and strong
As Grarrls tend to be
Now cuddly and cute
Like a special plushie!

So that fateful morning
When that Grarrl turned brand-new
Inspired a re-visit
To tell the Scientist: "Thank you!"

Bony Grarrl Club
by therainbowsheep

When a Grarrl wields this weapon,
He feels so powerful indeed.
Bony Grarrl Club summons his inner warrior,
His opponents are sure to bleed!

It seems unsuspecting at first,
Carved from Bargasaurus leg,
Battledomers do not recognize its potential,
The high quality, they do not peg!

Except for the warrior Grarrl,
He know what this club is worth,
Understands it is the best club,
To do damage on this planet Earth!

He likes how the club is spiked,
Oh so menacing by design.
When they graze his enemies,
He laughs at their plaintive whine!

Bony Grarrl Club may be awkward,
And take practice to wield,
But with a weapon so dominant,
Grarrls don't even need shields!

Catch these warriors at their best,
Defeating all their peers in style.
Looking for these Grarrls to lose?
With their club, it will be a while!

We Three Grarrls
by 9kas

We Three Grarrls o’ Food Club are
Neopia’s famous food-eatin’ stars!
We’re Ned ’n Goob,
And Ol’ Stripey too,
Devourin’ Neggs ’n caviar!

Twenty pirates competin’ daily,
Eatin’ ten courses fer victory!
We each ‘ave our faves,
And foods we won’t crave,
So let’s introduce ourselves to ye!

I’m Gooblah with the fancy shoes,
Neopia’s favourite pirate to choose.
I’m super trustworthy,
Place ten bets on me!
But give me slushies? I might just lose. 

Ned the Skipper, ruthless carnivore,
Devourin’ joints o’ ham galore. 
Excuse the flatulence,
It’s dairy intolerance!
But I’ll keep eatin’ ‘til thar’s no more!

Ye whippersnappers! Ol’ Stripey’s me name,
The oldest pirate still in the game. 
Meats are me forte,
Breads? I stay away!
I’m ole but I’ll beat ye all the same!

So we three Grarrls o’ Food Club are
Yer fave hungry pirates, near and far!
We eat non-stop,
Until we drop,
Us lovable food-devourin’ all-stars!

Fierce Friendships
by ningkov1

Towering up high 
Growls echoing in the sky,
Sharp teeth and claws 
The strongest jaws 

Yet don’t misunderstand 
Though their appetites are grand, 
Grarrls are fiercely kind creatures 
Possessing slightly scary features 

Courageous fights in the Battledome 
Loyal friends while at home,
A Grarrl will always protect their friends 
Will go great lengths to defend 

If an enemy from the Void attacks 
A Grarrl will strike will the hardest smacks,
Will never leave your side 
Standing tall with pride 

If you need to train for battle 
Grarrls will readily travel,
Helping you all day long 
Side by side until you’re strong 

If you can’t finish your dinner 
Your Grarrl friend will feel like a winner,
Clearing your plate clean 
A happy eating machine 

If you want a tour of Tyrannia’s best spots 
Grarrls will do it at no cost, 
Tyrannian foods and concerts 
At Ugga Shinies new shirts 

Never judge a book by its cover 
Grarrls are unlike all others,
Friendships that will never fade 
When you meet a Grarrl don’t be afraid!

Learning to Be A Grarrl
by bittersweet52

A journey of a hundred steps
Takes me from the past
Deposits me where I now sit
In the looking glass

My face is new, my stature straight
But my friends are still the same
No matter what I look like now
I've held on to my name

Sir Bites, they call me,
And so I am, to all who I shall meet
And with my toothsome grin I smile
All the better for to greet

Despite my name, I do not bite
Though Grarrls do get a bad rap
My friends are safe from nips, I swear
My bark hides syrupy sap

Deep down inside I'm really sweet
And my teeth agree at heart
The only thing in danger are
Ice cream, cakes, and tarts

Any treat, I must confess, 
Is sure to catch my eye
Although since I am indeed a Grarrl
All know that by and by

I may take a little nibble soon
Of whatever is laying about
You can't really blame me though
It's a Grarrl thing, have no doubt

I wasn't always in this form
My stomach is learning anew
Potions and paint, growth and change
Life, and all its due

A journey of a hundred steps
Takes me from the past
Deposits me where I now sit
In the looking glass

A Noble Lady Grarrl Goes Dancing
by fivemilliononly

There is a noble Lady Grarrl
who lives in Neopia Central
She wears a necklace made of pearls
in a dress that makes her beauty essential

She also wears a beautiful pink hat
with a feather on top that is mesmerizing
She is polite and her heart is where it is at
A friend to all with a smile so inspiring

She is invited to a dancing ball
which is taking place today
She walks gracefully into the hall
showing elegance and beauty along the way

Despite her stature being a big one
she is able to dance in various styles
Her performance captivates everyone
with salsa, tango, and waltz that brings smiles

Rosie's Positivity
by togepwi

Rosie the Grarrl here!
I've come to spread some cheer!
Have you heard about me?
You're now invited to talk over tea!

I love a good garden party
Especially with snacks so hearty
You simply must try a bite
It'll fill you with delight!

I have big plans for spring:
Free baskets and a new song to sing!
Would you care for another cake slice?
You also deserve something nice!

Did you know I also love to dance?
Is that your hobby too by any chance?
I can put on a nice tune
So come dance with me this afternoon!

Now that the day's almost done
I hope you had a lot of fun!
Don't be shy to visit once in a while
I love to make others smile!

Super Grarrls
by endisnigh

A foursome made their way to deep Virtupets Space
The Grarrl friends unknowing of what they'd face
That their lives would dramatically change
When they met Dr. Sloth in a terrible exchange

The evil Doctor pulled out his ray gun
His shot leaving them all in a stun
Sloth laughed, thinking he left in their final hour
Not realizing each Grarrl had received great power

A strengthened behemoth known as The Wall
Newly toned muscles great for any brawl
His strength helpful to stop a gruelling fight
Intimidating others with his great might

Electro-Boy was the next to show
His body shaking, it started to glow
Controlling electricity was his new ability
Zapping bad guys out of mobility

The Incredible Grarrl made an appearance
Showing off his new perseverance
His head a changed shape, built to increase speed
Fast movements quickly completing whatever deed

Last, but not least, came Captain Astounding
The heroic leader found his grounding
A large fin had rose from the top of his head
He became noticeable, listening to all he said

The four stuck together to fight crime
Their powers putting away bad guys in no time
Super Grarrls keeping Neopia safe and sound
Encouraging others by continuing to astound

The Grarrl Who Runs an Uplifting Eatery
by _brainchild_

Tired of the desert heat?
You will love something fine to eat.
A jolly Grarrl sells lots of food
To put you in a better mood.

He greets you. "What dish may I sell
You on this sunny day---do tell!
Some Gebmid Jellies will delight.
No finer candy is in sight!"

"No sweet tooth? Then, I'm sure you
Will really love Lost Desert Stew.
Odorra Pod is awesome boiled.
It will leave every taste bud spoiled!"

"A Ptolymelon is your choice?
Well, eat it quickly. Do rejoice
In fruity mastery of flavour!
This is one you'll really savour."

I thank the Grarrl for yummy treats
Amidst the rather horrid heat.
I love my Ptolymelon. I
Am glad I chose this fruit to try.

Grarrl Keno
by lucent_singularity

Want to play a game of keno?
Take a visit to the Grarrl casino.
A game of chance that's fun to play,
especially on Grarrl day!

The choice is yours while taking bets,
you can gain Neopoints to boost your assets. 
Picking more numbers may result in a larger prize,
although winning big may take a few tries!

Have you made your picks, are you ready to go?
Click Hatch those Eggs and enjoy the show!
One by one, the Grarrl will hatch. 
Oh my goodness, you had a match!

Let's keep going until you match ten!
On Grarrl day we can play again and again!
By the way, since you're the big winner,
does that mean you can pay for dinner?