Grundo & Mutant Day Special

Meet Gargarox Isafuhlarg
by fivemilliononly

Meet Gargarox Isafuhlarg
A Mutant Grundo, popular in Neopia
His body is green and large
His hobby is Gormball, giving him euphoria

He has a trusty robot pet
An Ultra Mega Bot 2000 at level 32
He gives his name as Comet
A beloved Petpet, their bond is true

He is also a head chef of Grundo's Cafe
Located in the Virtupets Space Station
His space foods are not just for gourmet
Everyone enjoys his food as daily ration

He joins the Annual Gormball Championship
In this game, he is no pushover
He always puts his best craftsmanship
In Year 11, he was the best contender

Mutants Have Feelings, Too
by centralcountry

When you see us, you may recoil:
our spines hunched, our foreheads with boils.
You just might cry an involuntary “Ew!”
But Mutants have feelings, too.

Our limbs are deformed, our eyes multiplied,
some of our skin is sloughing and dried;
some of us leak snot, drool, and goo.
But Mutants have feelings, too.

We’ve been ignored and we’ve been mocked
for the way we’ve limped and the way we’ve talked—
mouth tentacles hurt more than when we chew.
But Mutants have feelings, too.

Beneath the blubber and between the jelly,
despite the flies because we’re smelly,
we’re not so different from you
because Mutants have feelings, too.

The Beauty Contest we know we won’t win, 
but it’s alright. We have beauty within.
We tell jokes to our friends, we play Dice-A-Roo;
we help out faeries and even Edna with her stew;
when we make promises, we always see them through
because Mutants have feelings, too.

So next time you meet one of us, please don’t forget
appearances don’t change the heart of a Neopet.
Say hi and smile: we’re friendly, it’s true,
because Mutants have feelings, too!

Little Grundo Plushie
by kokonutcoffee

I still remember my shock that day 
I visited and thought it strange
What once was blue had now turned grey
Who’s responsible for this change? 

When you were blue I thought you sad
I hope someday that you’ll be glad 
We can work on getting your life on track
But first let’s get your colour back! 

Your silence sometimes makes me wonder 
If you could speak what would you utter?
You’re stuck in that tree while I’m down under
If only we could be next to each other 

I would take you with me if I could reach you
I hope you never feel like you’re unwanted
I can’t imagine all the things you’ve been through
I’m sure your past is melancholy and haunted 

The other day when I left you I found a plushie on the ground 
I hoped that their owner would still be around
I searched and searched but could not find their home 
So I took them with me so they would not be alone 

My new goal is to make sure one day you’ll be happy
I hope you don’t think that this wish is too sappy 
You’re my favourite Grundo plushie in all of Neopia
Whether blue or grey, when I see you I feel euphoria!

Mutants Welcome
by kendall_cristi

Yes, I’m used to making Baby Neopets cry,
But I must admit that it would be a lie
If I said I didn’t love being a Mutant.
Why, you ask? I’ll give you a hint.

I’m not really known for being cute,
And being sweet isn’t my strong suit.
I have a secret superpower, you see.
I’m unique; uniquely me.

While mean people whisper as I pass
Or sometimes even point and laugh,
My heart of gold keeps me strong
And reminds me it’s they who are wrong.

Kindness costs just 0 Neopoints, my friend.
Neopia is wonderful because it’s a blend
Of all of us Neopets from Mutant to Royal
So trust me, and I’ll be fiercely loyal.

The next time you see a Neopet looking blue
You will know just what to do.
Reach out and offer them a hand
I promise the reward is more than grand.

Adopt a Grundo Today!
by cjconcep

Gazing up at the Neopian sky,
You might just see something zip by.
A comet? A meteor? Not at all!
A place of fun some would call:
The Virtupets Space Station.

Was once a part of a nefarious plan
But now it's a place high in demand
For recreation and fun galore
It's always such a joy to explore
The Virtupets Space Station.

But just below, on the next deck,
If you were to go down, to see and check,
You would find a warehouse too
A home for Grundos Red, Green, and Blue
In the Virtupets Space Station

Away from the home from whence they came,
Living each and every day the same,
Working long hours, all year round,
You can hear their Grundoly sounds,
In the Virtupets Space Station

But perhaps now is your time, your chance!
To do more than just spare a glance.
But extend your hand, a new beginning
For one special Grundo making a living
In the Virtupets Space Station

Will you open your home and heart?
And select a Grundo so it can depart
And join a family; its job can cease,
At last, finally, it can say, "Peace!"
To the Virtupets Space Station

On this Grundo Independence Day,
Perhaps, my words will have some sway,
And you'll adopt a Grundo who
Will have its one wish come true
And find a home that's not the Virtupets Space Station.

Grundos Café
by l_like_animals

“Come on in!” a low voice growls
And I scurry on inside.
I’m greeted by a pearly smirk
And big red glinty eyes.

The Grundo Shopkeeper has bright green skin
And hands as big as me
His clean white apron is bow-tied
As perfectly as could be.

A tin pot clatters up ahead
Which gives me quite a scare
Since something pink and tentacled
Was escaping over there?

I gaze upon a curious feast
(My pet would be appalled…
These floating bits of deep-fried mass?
What’s that even called?)

Wiggle Cake? Space Rock Soup?
UNIDENTIFIABLE Meat?
None of these foods are something
That I’ve ever had to eat!

I sigh and turn to go, but in
The corner of my eye
I catch a glimpse of something
That I simply have to buy!

Finally, I leave the store hoping
My pet doesn’t turn up her nose
At her Grundo-approved gourmet dish
Of fresh Obliteratoes.

Sometimes a thing may seem
A bit too strange or new
But be brave and give it a try,
'Cause Grundos Café welcomes you!

Mutant Day Friend
by frenchmaiid

It seems to me you're considering a friend?
Well look no further, your search is at an end!

You won't find this Neopet soaring up in the sky,
For this particular type prefers to walk when getting by.

While the lack of wings may cause pause,
They are instead adorned with beautiful claws!

Two heads are much better than one,
With this pet you'll have twice the fun!

And their scales may at first glance appear dull pale green,
Spotted brown and tan with little sheen.... 

But beauty is but skin deep,
Because this Neopet is a true friend you'll want to keep.

I'm sure by now you'll have a guess
It's the Mutant Hissi - I must confess!  

So before you go think it through,
They'd be a lovely addition to your crew.

New Mutant Pet Styles Shall Impress
by _brainchild_

Nostalgic Mutants will delight!
These Pet Styles are the best in sight.
They're cool and creepy, sure to stun.
Why, I just have to purchase one!

Which one will be mine? I cannot
Make up my mind, since I have got
So many choices---thirty-three!
One has to be the best for me.

The Buzz, a longtime classic, will
Provide a very spooky thrill!
The Xweetok is a haunting rat.
I've never seen a stare like that!

The Uni is a brand-new friend!
Uncovered artwork, to no end,
Shall make my heart and soul rejoice.
She really is an awesome choice!

I choose the Uni to be mine!
I find this stallion most divine,
Despite all mutant quirks of hers.
She's one to cherish, that's for sure.

Mutant Flotsam
by bittersweet52

Her fins churn the waters obscuring your sight
The dust and the mist make it dark as night
And in the gloom her six eyes glow
With the things she's seen and the things she knows

Her looks my be fearsome but her heart is gold
Her deeds have gone down in stories told
A mysterious champion of the deep
Patrolling the waters that are hers to keep

Honnali the Flotsam, perpetually veiled
Her true form causes others to visibly pale
But if you can see past her physical skin
You'll find something truly beautiful within

Protector, defender, Guardian is she
She has spikes and venom and sharp sharp teeth
She knows duty and honor, and strives for the truth
And she also has a bit of a sweet-tooth

A few times a year, her mantle she drops
A favor from a friend insures all is tip-top
And she uses the time to connect with her kin
Catching up, playing, and going for swims

But always she returns, and without delay
Her path has been chosen, and she will not stray
She prides herself on her dependability
And performs her role to the best of her ability

So if you find yourself near Lutari Isle
Keep your eyes open and perhaps stay a while
Witness the peace that she works hard to maintain
Let the sound of the waves wash away your pain

Sit with your thoughts, listen to your breath
Contemplate life, and contemplate death
And when you've found that core that makes you, you
Then you'll be able to see her, as she sees you too

The Clockwork Grundos
by maddie_bangz

The Virtupets Space Station is under attack
By malfunctioning clockwork Grundos, oh no!
We hope that you’ve harnessed your typing skills
Because it’ll be game over if you’re playing too slow

These terrifying robots are trying to break in
And you only have a few chances to stop them now
These Grundos have words displayed on their chests
It tells you what to type so they’ll explode – kapow!

The words get harder as the game progresses
So stay focused and confident while you play
Because the Space Station is counting on you
To stop these robots and save the day

The final boss is the toughest of all
He has many words for you to type for the win
But with some practice you’ll come out on top
And you’ll be the hero of the Space Station once again

Friendly Mallow Grundos
by ningkov1

Squishy, sweet and soft
A talking Marshmallow shocked,
Am I hungry or dreaming? 
The yummy dessert beaming 

“Nice to meet you,” it smiles 
I continue staring for a while,
The air growing awkward and strange 
At this sudden exchange 

“I’m a Mallow Grundo,” it explains 
I control my hunger pains,
Though a part of me wonders
But to eat a Neopian is a terrible blunder

Do Mallow Grundos taste sweet?
Can they still run without feet? 
Do they all hate camping?
Scared they’ll be eaten while napping? 

I get to know my new friend
The days we happily spend,
This Grundo so kind and sweet inside 
I call him my best friend with pride 

Mallow Grundos are not for eating 
When you see one don’t forget a greeting,
These Grundos are soft at heart 
Once friends you’ll never be apart!

TDMBGPOP
by therainbowsheep

In the heart of Faerieland,
Nestled in the green trees,
Clinging on a delicate branch,
Is a plushie hard to see.

A Magical Blue Grundo Plushie!
It appears to be discarded.
The fact it's been abandoned,
Makes passerbys feel guarded.

Yet there's something about it,
It thrums with mysterious magic.
What happens if you touch it?
Will the outcome be tragic?

Turns out, it is safe!
Most of the time, no result.
Which is disappointing,
Or almost an insult.

Other times, it glows and hums!
There's magic in the air!
Happiness or intelligence rises,
As the plushie simply stares.

Othertimes, there is a prize -
Tangible to be taken home.
Neopoints or plushies,
So this was worth the roam!

The next time you pass through,
You realize with a gasp,
TDMBGPOP is now a wilted Grey,
Understanding is outside your grasp.

How did it get this way?
It's even sadder than before!
Worn fabric ripping at the seams,
Threatening to fall to the floor.

This plushie has seen happier days,
Though clearly, it's been a while.
Poor Grundo destined to be stuck,
All sad pouts, no smiles!

Gargarox Isafuhlarg vs Zagrold the COOL
by alagfalaswen

This is it - it's down to these final two,
This round of Gormball is close to its end,
And now, Gargarox and Zargrold (the COOL)
Must duke it out to be the last to stand.

Gargarox takes two seconds to begin,
(A careful hold, despite the cutlery),
Then, Zargrold takes the ball; three seconds in,
He nets a mid-gain bonus with pass neatly.

And it's back to Gargarox; the Gormball
wobbles but stays intact! Everyone gasps,
The Grundo showdown has all in its thrall
As the Gormball lands once more in the grasp

Of Zargrold, along with a Large Loss (oof),
WAIT! He's picked a unbelievable play -
Five whole seconds! This Blue Grundo's fear-proof!
Holding on so long in this tense relay,

Annnnd it's back to Gargarox amidst loud cheers,
He opts to hold for two seconds, but OH!!!
The Gormball explodes!!! He's out with his peers,
Zargrold takes the win with his daring throw!

That was a thrilling Grundo final round,
Let's play some more before the sun goes down!

GRUND0-W4RE-H0USE
by 9kas

Welcome to the Warehouse, Neopian!
Where rooms of unknown goodies reside. 
Here our Grundo staffers will help you
Discover your exclusive virtual prize!

Our assistant will scour through the database,
Rare items he will upon you bestow.
So if you’ve recently purchased some goods,
Enter your virtual code down below:

TIME4-SOCIALISING

Woops! There was some trouble processing.
The Orange Grundo looks at you with sad eyes.
Are you sure you entered the code correctly?
Think for a bit and give it another try.

 TIME4-S0C14L151NG

Woops! That must still not be correct,
Nothing corresponds with that code!
You’re free to try it once again
So if you figure it out, let me know. 

TIME4-SOC14-L1SIN

Woops! I’m sorry but that’s still incorrect,
Our Grundo staffers are trying their best,
But make sure you’re entering a valid code
And not a string of letters you’ve guessed!

TIME4SOC14L1SING

Congratulations! You have earned a prize!
An avatar awaits on the second floor. 
Our Grundo staff will retrieve it shortly, 
Thank you for visiting, and come back for more!

The Gruundo
by dinha_reeves

Orange Grundos we are
We travel the space and stars
To bring you our guitar
And let our music memoir.

Rocking is our specialty
We can even gain the sympathy
Of Sloth, our worst enemy
Just playing and singing graciously.

With a guitar and a drum set
We won't make you forget
And you're never gonna regret
Of listening to the song of our quartet.

In Neopia, there's no place
We wouldn't perform with grace
You can see in our face
That we came from space.

Singing songs is our goal
Music lives in our soul
And our fans only grow
To listen to our Rock show.

In this remarkable and special day
That we consider a holiday
In the Concert Hall, we'll play
And show you the Gruundo's way.

The Grundo
by spukl1

The Neopet with the smoothest skin,
Walks on two legs with a wide set chin,
No pupils in those great big eyes,
It’s a Grundo! The cutest little guys.

They came from beyond Neopia
But Dr. Sloth brought them to be our philia.
They hang out deep in space,
From Kreudor to the Station place.

The Orange ones are especially rare,
If you adopt one treat them with care.
They are one with Neopia but still their own,
Hanging on the moon until they’re grown.

The Grundo is an intelligent creature,
Always helping with new features,
From programming to playing games,
The Grundo has it all in their brains.

The Grundos now have independence,
And their happiness exceeds the transcendence.
They are the best friend & Neopet,
Protecting us from Space’s threats.

The Robot Grundo
by i_lovee_icecream

Beep, boop;
Calculating.
The Robot Grundo,
Numeral equating.

A shock of energy,
From one antenna to another.
The Robot Grundo,
Is your aluminum brother.

With red electric eyes,
And chartreuse toes.
His metal insides whir,
His mechanical voice crows.

Beep, boop;
Calculating.
The Robot Grundo,
Numeral equating.

He marches down the hall,
Clunking all the way.
He is programmed to be happy,
On today’s Independence Day!

Binary codes translate,
To spoken words.
His crunching numbers,
Too quick to be heard.

Beep, boop;
Calculating.
The Robot Grundo,
Numeral equating.