Sloth Appreciation Day Special

The Musings of Sloth
by kadface

Far out in the depths of space
A gloomy sight is seen
Dr. Sloth in deepest thought
Lost in what has been. 

A fall against the Space Faerie
The evil clones that failed
He ponders on the battles fought  
And all the plans unveiled.  

‘Midst swirling stars and cosmic dust,  
His mind begins to race,  
Seeking inspiration 
From the heart of space,

As he stares into the void,
Dr. Sloth's heart grows bold,  
With visions of dominion,  
A universe to mold.  

He dreams of war and conquest,  
Of Neopia to claim,  
Mutated Grundos at his call,  
To spread his evil name.  

His time will come he knows
For now he has to wait 
To scheme and dream a cunning plan
He'll rise to dominate.  

His laughter rings through darkest space
A chilling, barking sound,  
As comets blaze and planets spin,  
In darkness, he is crowned.  

So let new heroes rise and fall,  
Let them believe in light,  
For Dr. Sloth, the mastermind,  
Will soon reclaim his right.

The Infamous Dr. Sloth
by sportyangel3338

Dr. Sloth is very mean
His red eyes shine through his skin of green
He’s a certified evil genius
Yet his plans to take over Neopia have been less than ingenious

He’s a horrible man, to be frank
His plan to control the Grundos was tanked
He wanted to take over Neopia with a large laser
It failed and he was stuck as a stargazer

This scientist is full of so much greed
And doesn’t care who he hurts with his dastardly deeds
The Space Faerie is his greatest foe
And she has caused him so many woes

Dr. Sloth will always live on in infamy
He’s the greatest evil genius so claim he
So on this Sloth Appreciation Day remember that
This man would quickly take over your habitat

The Sloth Collectable Charm: A Scary Likeness
by _brainchild_

This charm bears Sloth. He is a foe
To some, though followers will know
That this charm is superior.
The others are inferior!

The evil mastermind shall bear
A toothy grin and glowing stare,
Along with putrid skin so green.
He is a ghoul quite menacing!

His cape, a silky velvet, will
Entrance you---it is sure to thrill!
Your other charms will want one, too,
Though luxury is gained by few.

So, if you are a follower
Of Sloth, then grab this charm for sure.
Why, Sloth is certain to approve,
So buying it is a smart move.

Dr Sloth: The Quandary of the Mutant
by elipsis4k

The quandary of the Mutant: 
To remember a creator, 
Flawed though he be, 
Or let their origin be silently forgotten. 
Test tubes and vats of goo 
Without a cradle in sight.
Even so, each one created with intent. 
The Doctor had a plan for each,
But now they want for purpose. 
Is it not cruel to banish him
To whom so many looked for guidance?
And yet it cannot be denied, 
Sloth was an unkind doctor;
He subjugated the good and bad,
The Grundo's history forever changed
And robots with callous claws
Imposed his awful rule. 
To be Frank, neither celebrity 
Nor obscurity are deserved here. 
Let him simply be remembered 
By those who can't forget.

Dr. Sloth Flower Bouquet
by therainbowsheep

Flowers have different meanings,
At least so I've heard.
But for the Dr. Sloth Bouquet,
The logic I cannot infer. 

It is a unique arrangement,
Wrapped in paper like his cape.
Trying to decipher the message,
Leaves my mind in bad shape!

The flowers themselves offer no clues,
Though the stems resemble his face.
This Bouquet has me stumped -
Has put me in my place!

Is it a warning of sorts?
A floral scented threat?
I have no way to know,
And so I continue to fret.

Or is it a narcissistic gift?
From the top villain himself?
Something to preserve forever,
Feature upon the shelf.

There is no note attached,
Just some vibrant flowers.
I give up guessing for now,
I've been at it for hours!

Everyone’s a Little Evil on Sloth Appreciation Day
by i_lovee_icecream

There’s a part of us all,
That relishes in today.
I hate to say it out loud,
But happy Sloth Appreciation Day!

Everyone’s a little evil,
So it doesn’t hurt to say,
“We love you, Dr. Sloth!
Hip, hip hooray!”

It’s okay to admit it,
It’s okay to tell the world,
Let that tainted spot of darkness,
Take over your soul, unfurled!

Everyone’s a little evil,
Even you and even me.
Shout it from the rooftops,
It’ll feel so good, you’ll see!

Fly your banners,
In a malicious parade.

Be a villain today,
From good, you can stray!

Dr. Sloth is glorious,
Dr. Sloth is great!
He’s Neopia’s favourite villain,
There’s no need to hate!

Birdie Featherhart’s Ode to Dr. Sloth
by tylerhuyser

When I’m feeling down and blue,
It lifts my heart, when I think of you.
Your green hair (?) and devilish grin,
Oh where do I begin?

Oh, Green Overlord, how I admire you!
Your devilish grin in my Fake Sloth Tattoo.
Oh, Benevolent Leader, when will we meet?
The day we do, my life will be complete!

The Pink Vandagyre joined Virtupets with a dream,
To, one day, cross paths with you, Ruler Supreme!
I pledge my allegiance every single day,
and keep my signed copy of Memorable Sloth Quotes on display!

My friends Maeve and Max don’t understand you,
But, to them, I say, “What you’ve heard about Sloth isn’t true!”
You came to save Kreludor and liberate Neopia,
People shouldn’t listen to the Space Faerie and her crazy ideas!

On Sloth Appreciation Day, I hope you receive your dues,
After all, you are the hero that I choose!
Nothing could sway my devotion, Dr. Sloth,
After all, just look how much happiness you’ve brought!

I -no tags here-3 you, Dr. Sloth!

I *heart* Sloth!
by profebest

We sail onboard to Virtupets Space Station,
Prepare your spaceships, Sloth back from vacation.
Neopia is spinning faster, a lot of vibration,
Sloth Appreciation Day is seeking your attention.

The sky of Virtupets just turned dark.
I *heart* Sloth avatar gives that vibe.
Only today, Oh, what a "Beautiful Art".
Confused questions, required answers.

Mind Control Laboratory on -
Virtupets® Space Station: Supply Deck.
Asking you several questions only today -
Answering correctly an Avatar you shall get.

The answers of these questions, we believe,
that are as important as putting water to -
flowers on spring, violet tulips, luxury grace,
Blooming flowers, we shall get some answers.

"C, D, B, C, A," seems to be the correct order.
Probably this is the answer to five questions.
Answering them correctly will award an -
I *heart* Sloth avatar, nice dedication.

Happy Sloth Appreciation Day!

Join Dr Sloth (by Anonymous)
by dennykins

Dr Frank Sloth is quite a sight,
For any to behold.
Witness his style and his might,
He’s worth his weight in gold!

His name, to some, may evoke slow,
But that is far from true.
He schemes with quite a rapid flow,
With plots and plans a-brew. 

His lime green skin, it truly glows,
His cloak, the crispest black.
I have - HE has – such brilliant pros,
There’s no skill that he lacks. 

Don’t listen to the nasty lies,
Spread by the Space Faerie.
She thinks that she should rule the skies,
Instead of you or me. 

By “me”, I mean the royal me:
I’m definitely not him.
He’s too modest to say, you see,
Too busy at the gym.

But if I was Sloth (which I am not),
I’d ask you to join us.
His clone-based army’s highly sought,
My- HIS, kindness quite the plus!

For Sloth!
by devotedly

Onwards the Grundos are marching
To the beat of their own drum
Uh Oh! Dr Sloth is coming
Quick! Everybody run! 

He's mean, he's green, he smells bad
At least that's what I've heard
No one tends to stick around 
As his attitude is quite absurd! 

He never has to lift a finger
With his mean-ions around
The robots fight, fierce weapon delight
It really is profound! 

It's very easy to rule Neopia
With clones to do your bidding
If you even step a toe out of line
In a cell's where you'll be sitting 

Rumour has it, The Neopets Team
Tried to stop his big bad schemes
Unfortunately, they didn't get very far 
Now evil fuzzles haunt their dreams! 

He's tried to steal lucky coins
To summon rock beasts fierce and bold
He even created Neopet V2
The games room it controlled! 

He even decieved the Grundos 
Especially Parlax and Gorix
But Mira arrived just in time
To guide them through his tricks 

So now he floats, somewhere in space
Never knowing where he will turn up next
A random event during dailies?
Or when you're placing food bets!

Seasonal Dr. Sloth Truffles
by precious_katuch14

What's shaped like Sloth,
Down to his evil grin?
Nicely ribboned and wrapped
In plastic packaging?

What's sweet (unlike Sloth)
And made of chocolate?
With a shell and filling
That taste so great?

What's got a Santa hat,
Perched on Dr. Sloth's 'do?
If you can't guess it,
I guess I'll tell you!

Seasonal Dr. Sloth Truffles!
Packed with seasonal cheer,
Perfect for any occasion,
Even for the New Year!

Line them up on a tray,
Or arrange them on a shelf,
Share them with friends,
Or hoard them yourself!

Have them for dessert,
After your Sloth Spaghetti,
Or eat them alongside
A Secret Sloth Slushie!

Seasonal Dr. Sloth Truffles,
Perfect for Sloth's special day,
After all, 'tis the season,
To celebrate the Sloth way!

A Clean Evil Genius
by ningkov1

Little Rubber Ducky friend 
You and me until the end,
A clean body and mind 
For an evil plan that’s one of a kind 

Warm hot bath 
On Neopia, unleash your wrath, 
Count the bubbles around 
Then go out and destroy the town 

Dr. Sloth’s Personal Bath Buddy so cute 
Also so evil, no dispute 
Stand in front of the Grinning Sloth Mirror 
Your evil plans couldn’t be clearer 

Use Hydroslothic Acid Toothpaste 
Brush your teeth and make haste,
Blind Neopians with your bright smile 
While you attack for a while 

Use Dr. Sloth Floss to get extra clean 
Then use it to fight and be extra mean,
Tie your prisoners with the floss 
Show Neopia who is boss 

Use the Dr. Sloth Hair Comb
Look cool as you destroy homes,
Use the Dr. Sloth Hair Pomade to style 
Or use it as a sticky weapon when hostile 

Use Sloth Spring Scented Perfume everywhere 
Show Dr. Sloth you care,
Follow your leader confidently 
Rule over others dominantly 

Use Sloth Valentine Hand Soap after a fight
The scent is good for both day and night,
Pat yourself on the back 
Get ready for your next attack!

The Day of Sloth
by dragonlord812

Now we have The Day of Sloth,
one of the vilest villains we've ever saw.
Though he's gone from Neopia now;
he will return, though we know not how.

Many years ago he came,
set to start his conquering game.
His creations failed as they saw the sun;
but Neopets kept him from being done.

Taking the Grundos as his own,
he mutated them in his Virtupets zone.
Claiming them as his own creation;
the Space Faerie beat him in his station.

Then to the Lost Desert came he,
having stolen the coin of Brucey B.
To set the Rock Beast upon the lands;
his plot foiled by Brucey's hands.

Then at last came his return,
purple against orange he did turn.
The Grundos saw through his vile trick;
so Sloth tried to end them, his anger thick.

But then came Sloth's most recent defeat,
it was Cylara who did this great feat.
Trapped him in the Space Faerie's token;
Sloth thought no words could be spoken.

Now Sloth floats in the void of space,
waiting for his chance to leave that place.
We'd best look out for this ancient foe;
for we know to what lengths he would go.

So on this Day of Dr. Sloth,
remember well the deeds he wrought.
A vile villain from beyond the stars;
his acts still leave their countless scars.

March of the Bionic Cybunnies - (Sloth's Revenge)
by greencheese79

Don't be fooled by our timid appearance,
Button noses and soft, fluffy hides.
Our ears, tails and manes mere adherence,
We may be cuddly, but less so inside.

There's no denying our clever disguises.
Remember Topsi? He tricked a few.
We mimic a Pet that no one despises,
Cybunnies are trusted and true!

It may be how we're constructed,
Our minds will never be swayed,
And now you are being instructed
To join our bionic parade.

We march to our master's resurgence!
As we sing to this glorious tune.
You're all worthy of being his servants.
You know he will be coming back soon!

Neopia's sun was his one mortal weakness,
And his departure we wish to avenge.
Lets celebrate the world in all of its bleakness,
And join us for Sloth's due revenge!

Gift a Dr. Sloth Gift Basket with Listening Device Today!
by alagfalaswen

When you want to stay devious but also be nice,
A Dr. Sloth Gift Basket with Listening Device
is a gift that indulges an eavesdropping vice
and enables you to check intel over twice.

Designed by Dr. Frank Sloth, the genius himself,
to look unassuming on one’s trinket shelf,
It even contains real(!) fruits to eat by oneself,
Curated to boost lagging spirits and good health.

The radar, so cute, tiny and unassuming,
won’t draw due attention or indignant fuming,
so you can record information incoming,
from a safe distance that’s not incriminating.

Multitasking’s the new trend – be kind AND sneaky!
It’s a sure win-win scheme when you gift this sweetie,
You’re happy, your friend’s happy, Dr Sloth’s happy,
This Sloth Appreciation Day, gift one promptly!

Sloth's Grand Adventure
by tatyanne

"I’ve had it!" Dr. Sloth did cry,
Angrily waved his fists at the sky.
Another plan, another defeat–
His dreams of conquest were incomplete.

He hurled a dart with vicious might,
The Space Faerie’s image met its plight.
With aching head, Sloth slumped in his chair,
Grundo slaves attended to him with great care.

"I need a planet, one to control,
Where creatures obey, and bow to my goal."
With evil thoughts, he dreamed of a land,
To crush these Neopets, with a wave of his hand.

His eyes then gleamed with wicked delight,
He’d conquer a world, without a fight!
"Prepare my ship!" he bellowed loud,
A planet to rule–that would do him proud.

Through space he flew, with joyful grin,
To land on a planet where he'd surely win.
But as he stepped from his ship with disdain,
Flowers assaulted him, causing great pain!

“Flowers!” he sneered, their beauty so vile,
Dandelions swirled, spreading for miles.
"Ah-choo!" he sneezed, his temper flared,
A giggle arose–oh, how Sloth glared!

From all around, puffballs appeared,
With huge, happy eyes, they had no fear.
He aimed his ray, and zapped them away,
But more grew back, to his dismay.

“We wuv you!” they cheered, with hugs and glee,
Their devotion a sight too strange to see.
Sloth fled in terror, his plans undone,
By creatures too sweet to harm anyone.

Back in his ship, he slammed the door tight,
But the creatures outside put up a great fight.
"Pwease be our weader!" they begged and they cried,
In a whirlwind of fluff, he could not hide.

With a flick of a switch, he tried to flee,
But the fuel gauge mocked him mercilessly.
"EMPTY!" it read, and Sloth screamed in rage,
Surrounded by fluff, he felt terribly caged.

Dripping with sweat, Sloth lurched out of his chair,
As he woke from the nightmare, no fluffballs were there.
He wiped the board clean, and pondered once again,
Perhaps conquering Neopia was not a bad plan?

Too many taxes, Dr. Sloth!
by agedbeauty

Today we hail Dr. Sloth
But I have a bone to pick
You may be an evil genius
But stealing NP was an amateur trick!

I only had 50k out
This wasn't a big score
You only took 10k -
What did you do that for?

That could have been
My Neopet's lunch money
But you took it as a tax
And it wasn't funny!

What would 40k pay 
In your invasion plan - 
Surely this was not needed
And I am really not a fan.

Sure, some will read this 
And say it could have been worse -
Sure, you could have taken more NP,
But this still made me curse!

So today I won't celebrate
Dr. Frank Sloth -
He takes too - oh wait...
Did he just sludgify my sock?!

Sloth Day
by betti666

The time has arrived for Dr. Sloth day
Where we celebrate his presence despite all he says
And does
And has done
In fact why at all 
Would be celebrate this guy whose heart is so small

Who has committed atrocities in ground and sky
He really and truly is an unpleasant guy
He has great commitment, that much is true
He has dedicated minions that make up his crew

Living above all of Neopia on his space station
His days must be busy, paying attention 
Sewing new capes that make him look majestic
Who ever know he was so domestic

Practicing his laugh both loud and low
Listening to reports from his Grundos to stay in the know
No one in Neopia knows if we’ll see him again
But we are certain in knowing he will not be our friend

We don’t live in fear 
Down here on the ground
As it’s been so long since 
Sloth has been lurking around

But there is a remembrance to days like today
Both joy in the costs that we made him pay
And the apprehension that perhaps it might happen once more
And the collective power we’ve got to show him the door

Lurking 
Plotting 
Posturing 
Planning