Kacheek Day Special

In Dead of Night, a Rondeau
by kittyko92

In dead of night did Gilly seek
Dry refuge from one mad Kacheek,
Eliv Thade was his wretched name,
In dreadful castle of ill fame
Wherein stones crack and floorboards creak.

The hours grew long, the minutes bleak,
In riddles only did he speak,
Forced to play in his cruel game
In dead of night.

She sought out relics most unique
With caution of paths crumbling weak,
Each riddle solved did she proclaim
To send him back from whence he came
Where old bones sleep and spectres shriek,
In dead of night.

Kacheeks Around Neopia
by dancerchickemily

Albert of the Haunted Woods knows the Esophagor is up to no good.

Bacheek loves to Go! Go! Go! Find him in Tyrannia if you don't move slow.

Florin hails from Altador as a protector forevermore. 

Bloomby goes to the Mystery Island Training School. He thinks learning to fight is really cool.

Otona is the Protector of the Seas. Find them in Maraqua, if you please.

Blue Kacheek Group gives it their all. They're located at the Tyrannian Concert Hall.

Eliv Thade is a Haunted Woods Kacheek whose puzzles are not for the weak.

Larry, the shepherd from Meridell, knows his Petpets very well.

Neopia Central's Captain K defends the world in his own way.

The Jelly Foods Shopkeeper, in a final twist, comes from a land that...doesn't exist?

Kacheek Wardobe
by meerkatpaws

They say smiling is infectious,
and frankly, Kacheeks are too!
You see someone customise theirs,
and you'll start to want one soon!

A great option to start with is Christmas,
with that luxurious brown base,
a cheaper option than the standard Brown,
and a free hat for just in case!

There's so many fun options,
from Adorable Kacheek, to Toy Doodles,
there's almost too many to choose from,
there's just oodles and oodles!

One of my personal favourites,
is the Eliv Thade Kacheek Eye.
It can turn your Kacheek from cutesy pet,
to ferocious bad villain guy!

After you've collected all the clothing,
from Neocash, Neopoint and Paint Brush,
you can have all the fun in the world
'cos you now understand all the fuss!

The Miner Foreman
by precious_katuch14

Tales are told,
Of a ghostly Kacheek,
Who preys on the unwary,
The foolish, and the weak.

His dreary domain,
Is an abandoned mine,
Infested with monsters,
Seemingly lost to time.

Once a hard worker,
Now a Kacheek undead,
Such is the Miner Foreman,
That's what they all said.

He prowls the darkness,
The labyrinth underground,
But for the brave (or foolish)
He is easily found.

Step into the cave,
(There's no turning back.)
And follow your guides,
The rusty old tracks.

Over the undead legion,
The Miner Foreman looms large,
He howls his battle cry,
To show who's in charge.

But a father's blade upraised,
Brings light to the mine,
To defeat the Miner Foreman,
With tarnished steel shine. 

Of a ghostly Kacheek,
Tales are told,
How he fell to the sword
Of a warrior bold.

Nilo
by betti666

Welcome to Neopia, Nilo says 
Don’t be overwhelmed or in a daze
Here you can explore in many ways
Choices galore of how to spend your days

I’m a Yellow Kacheek, he explains 
If I were Mutant you would see my brains
He tells you the basics of Neopia’s domains 
And the ways you can make Neopoint gains

Your first steps forward he does guide
Until you have the basics in your stride
Little bits of advice he can provide
And he will follow your journey on with pride 

So step on through, what will you do next?
Something simple or more complex?
Will you fill a gallery with objects?
Or be someone who works on creative projects?

Whatever your endeavors across the site 
Whether you go to the Battledome to fight
Or develop customisations to delight
Nilo will watch on with a smile so bright!

Samrin, the Extreme Herder
by steve_km

After a long day of shepherding all of the Petpets,
Samrin sits to take a long unexpected break.
He closes his eyes having no regrets,
For he’s his feet are beginning to ache.

Suddenly there’s a growl and a snarl,
He jumps to his feet in shock.
Balthazar is there making a gnarl,
Showing his teeth hard as a rock.

“Oh, what do I do?”
He thought out loud.
“Will he make them into a stew?”
He begins to grab the Petpets out of their crowd.

He dashes to and fro,
Putting the Petpets into their pen.
Exhaustion is beginning to show,
But he must save them before they’re taken to Balthazar’s den.

The beast continues his hunt,
“Balthazar just won't leave me alone!”
Samrin runs to make his last stunt,
To trick the monster in his farming zone.

He drops a Pet near the beast,
To put another into it’s house.
Balthazar inches for a feast,
But Samrin came quiet as a mouse.

The monster about to take a bite,
Samrin grabs the Petpet out of his eyes.
He drops the Petpet safely home with delight,
And Balthazar leaves without his prize.

The Imperial Exam
by dinha_reeves

Only the best scholars
Can enter the examination
In the Imperial Exam
There's no place for exclamation.

The Kacheek works day and night
To choose only the best
If you spell the word wrong
You'll fail the test.

Only the qualified Neopians
Are going to be selected
Say the correct word
So your pass won't be rejected.

The Green Kacheek won't fail
He's the smartest among all
You can try to deceive him
But it'll only be your fall.

Only the wisest Pets
Are allowed in the room
You have only sixty seconds
To prove your wisdom.

My Kacheek and I
by agedbeauty

Sometimes it's hard to believe
That 22 years have gone by,
For we have had so many adventures,
Oh, my Kacheek and I!

When she was born in Y5,
We fought in the end of the Meridell war -
We didn't do very well,
For we'd never fought before!

Quietly we trained up,
To raise Ara's strength so high,
So when Darigan returned,
We fought, my Kacheek and I!

Later on we took the side
Of Maraqua against Pirates 'nigh -
It was hard, but oh,
We fought, my Kacheek and I!

Battles were quiet after that,
So we played many a game -
Daily Dare, the GMC, Yooyuball,
But gaming was just not the same.

When Faerieland came under attack,
Ara and I were ready to fly - 
We'd help rout out the wraiths,
So we fought, my Kacheek and I!

Today we have the Void,
With endless waves to defy -
So we do what we have always done,
And we fight, my Kacheek and I!

One Potato, Two Potato, Three Potato… Aubergine?
by tylerhuyser

One potato, two potato, three potato… carrot?
When counting potatoes, it’s best to keep vegetables separate.

One potato, two potato, three potato… corn?
I saw thirteen potatoes fly by, I could have sworn!

One potato, two potato, three potato… aubergine?
This ‘totally tubular’ game of potato counting is quite extreme!

Far out! Radical! Totally tubular!
This game of potato counter, is much harder than the regular!

Far out! Supremely awesome! Totally gnarly!
Just wait until I throw in a bale of barley!

One potato, two potato, three potato... four?
Correct! You got it! Onto the next level—more!

One potato, two potato, three potato… what?
WRONG! I’m sorry, but the path forward is shut.

One potato, two potato, three potato… Kacheek?
I run this tubtastic game of Potato Counter—don’t be meek! :p

Brainy Mutant Kacheek
by dragonlord812

Brainy Mutant Kacheek, what do you seek?
Is it knowledge at its peak?
The protection of the weak?
Whatever it is, you are certainly not meek.

Brainy Mutant Kacheek, why do you peek?
Has something sprung a leak?
Is something making a squeak?
With you on guard, things aren't bleak.

Brainy Mutant Kacheek, where do you sneak?
Is it to form a winning streak?
A trip up the creek?
You do have fun, week after week.

Brainy Mutant Kacheek, to whom do you speak?
Is it to those in your clique?
The freak or the geek?
When all get together, what good you can wreak!

The Castle of Eliv Thade
by sportyangel3338

If you enter this castle, you’ll be glad to live
The home of the ever powerful Eliv
Everything in here is oh so vile
So you know that the occupant must be evil

His castle aesthetics might appeal to goths
But everyone runs screaming when they see this ghost
For this Kacheek has now become deranged
Now every visitor has been danger-ed

You must know the weakness of Eliv Thade
Puzzles are now his thing most hated
Long ago they were the thing he loves
Until he met one he could not solve

Winning this game is all mental
If you lose your head, it may end up on his mantle
To escape, from each room you must retrieve an item
But make sure to get out in time

The Kacheek Who Purveys Precious Wearables
by _brainchild_

At Ugga Shinies, a Kacheek
Will purvey all the goods you seek.
His name is Hoka, and he sells
Some goods which suit you very well.

These items are a joy to wear!
The onlookers are bound to stare
In pure amazement as you don
Terrific treasures. Crowds look on!

A Deep Dark Shrubbery delights
With purple leaves of darkest night.
A Grape Vine Frame is dainty, and
The taste of fruit is oh so grand!

Or get a Lunar Lantern Frame.
No other item is the same,
Since only Hoka can provide
These hues so bright and dignified.

My buddy, Hoka the Kacheek,
Sells items which have made my week!
Go visit him in search of wares
So colorful and very fair.

Eat More Bread!
by togepwi

Down at the bakery
There's treats both sweet and savoury
The Breadmaster's lovely creations
Deserve standing ovations!

Every day he gets out of bed
And starts to bake beautiful bread
Sourdough, wheat, even rye
All appealing to the eye!

The wonderful smell fills the air
The Kacheek bakes with such care
He works his passions and love in
It really makes a difference in the oven!

I don't mean to be hasty
But isn't bread just so tasty?
The bakery has such an appealing display
Thanks to the Breadmaster working all day!

PAPYH CHEKEA YDA!
by i_lovee_icecream

Eliv Thade smirks slyly,
Beckoning me to enter.
Holding a melting candle,
Welcoming me on my venture.

“Here are your three words,”
He says, eyes wide with frenzy.
“‘PAPYH’, ‘CHEKEA’, and ‘YDA’!”
I gulp, sweat dripping aplenty.

“PAPYH, let’s rearrange…”
I think long and hard.
“It’s ‘HAPPY’!” I shout,
Eliv Thade nods in disregard.

Then, I size him up,
Eliv Thade the villainous Neopet.
And I know what the next two words are,
On them, I would even bet.

“If the first is ‘happy’,”
I say. “I know the next,”
The Kacheek drops his smile,
“I’m the queen of your text!”

“‘HAPPY’, ‘KACHEEK’, ‘DAY’,
Eliv Thade!” I beam.
He abruptly drops to his knees,
And begins to scream!

I exit his dusty castle, 
My head held high.
I’ve defeated the villain,
The odds, I defy. 

Happy Kacheek Day!
To all who celebrate.
With a game of Eliv Thade,
Let us all commemorate!

The 8-bit Kacheek
by gumgum101230

An 8-bit Kacheek donned his Hat
And his matching Tunic,
To start a quest and pass his test
With the power of music.

He armed himself with an ancient relic–
A magic 8-bit Snare Drum–
That held the key to his destiny
And learning where he came from.

He'd find the ancient temple within
Mystery Island's jungles
And play an ancient beat to awaken
The secrets under the rubble.

He gathered up his Petpet Companion–
A handsome 8-bit Kadoatie–
And sought a blessing from a wizard:
An 8-bit Tuskaninny.

"Though I admire your bravery,"
The wizard said with a frown,
"You must use caution if you ever want
To make it back to town.

"For, you see, it's dangerous,
To go without a weapon,
So take with you this 8-bit Sword,
To use for your protection!"

Cheeky Kacheeks
by kalosis

Cheeky Kacheeks, roaming through Neopia Central. They're here and there, and they're never square. Not having a Kacheek, to yourself, it just isn't fair. With long, luxurious tails and warm little grins, these cheeky Kacheeks are always a win.

Cheeky Kacheeks love a good round of Kacheek Seek. Hunting and searching, this game is not for the meek. In Faerieland or Ednas Tower, surely finding a kacheek gives some semblance of power.

Cheeky Kacheeks adore a good game. Be it kacheekers or geos, they'll play as if untamed. Going for the win, how close could it be? Cheeky Kacheeks are the gaming partners for me.

Cheeky Kacheeks always have the most beautiful colours. Biscuit? Robot? I say, no matter the colour, these cheeky Kacheeks hold their own splendour.

Cheeky Kacheeks, whether in the fields of Meridell or the mire of the Haunted Woods, really do have the power to lift moods. So many colours from which to choose! I think I'll need an entire brood!