Unofficial Cheese Day Special

Jhudora, Chocolate Coated Cheese, and Me
by precious_katuch14

One day, with Jhudora's Bluff,
I decided to try my luck.
It's been a while since my last quest,
At level [redacted] I was stuck.

Perhaps I could get a trophy,
A new one for my cabinet.
So I paid Jhudora a visit,
At first, it was well met.

That is, until she made her request,
As imposing as ever, if you please.
"You have only sixteen minutes
"To find me Chocolate Coated Cheese."

Why cheese, I wanted to ask,
Why did a dark faerie want cheese?
But she glared at me, so I beat it
Before she could turn me into a Breebly.

Chocolate Coated Cheese, was that all?
Surely it wouldn't cost so dear.
So I rang up the Shop Wizard,
That almighty marketplace seer.

But who knew a round ball of cheese
With chocolate dripping into its holes
Would turn out to be so expensive,
Almost a bank-breaking goal?

Seven hundred thousand Neopoints!
All that, and more.
Surely this exorbitant purchase
Would leave my bank account sore!

So I swallowed my pride,
I paid the exorbitant price.
Despite the hole in my wallet,
The cheese did smell nice.

I was almost sad to let it go
I wanted to give it a taste.
Alas, I had to turn it over to Jhudora,
Who told me, "You're nearly late.

I wanted to ask about the cheese,
That ever-burning question.
Unceremoniously, Jhudora gave her answer
As she tossed it into her cauldron!

Everybody Loves Rolling Cheese
by frankie8492

There is nothing more important in the world than cheese. 
Some even study it in school and consider it their expertise. 
People don't just care about cheese for its taste, 
But they also like rolling it and participating in the race.
This sport takes much skill to master and is not a breeze. 

In Cheeseroller, there are lots of strategies to think about.
You can choose how to roll your cheese and also your route.
Some like to dive left, right, or keep going straight. 
The choice is all up to you, so decide your own fate!
Don't second guess yourself; keep moving without any doubt.

There are also dozens of cheeses for you to choose.
They each have their pros and cons, so pick one to use.
The goal of the race is to finish as fast as you can.
So before it begins, make sure you have a plan.
If you finish quickly, you might even make it on the news!

Tyrannian Dung Cheese
by tifabee

Dive Left
Dive Left
Dive Left
Dive Left
Dive Left
Dive Left
Dive Left
Dive Left
Dive Left
Dive Left
Dive Left
Dive Left

Rank: Moldy

Cammie-Bear
by 1jediboy

At Kau Kau Farms south creamery,
the one near Kiko Lake,
A mother Kau was giving milk
that which the farmers take.

Liliane, that was her name,
and bittersweet her heart.
For her milk would make Camembert,
its creation, she took part.

The cheese was soft,
the cheese was sweet,
the sound of just its name,
was something all felt beautiful...
but none knew how it came.

Liliane would make this cheese, 
but at a painful cost.
This milk was all for her dear child,
whom which to her was lost.

Her baby Yurble named Camille, had always warmed her heart, but fallen sick incurably, and from this world did part.

His fur was soft,
his laugh was sweet,
the sound of just his name, 
made mother Lili feel complete... now all she felt was shame.

She could not bear to waste her milk,
so use it she had done.
It made a cheese so glorious, 'twas named for her own son.

Your smile's magic warmth could melt away the chill and rime.
Your laughter always healed my soul, a blissful bell-like chime.
My milk and love once nourished you,
Now every day's a climb.
my sweet-heart Cammie-Bear, I weep...

...to hold you one more time.

Roll, Roll, Roll Your Cheese
by swordlilly

Roll, roll, roll your cheese,
Merrily down the hill.
When you see the Turmaculus,
Try your best to chill!

Roll, roll, roll your cheese,
Round the Turdle track.
How fast can those Turdles crawl?
Steer straight and don't look back!

Roll, roll, roll your cheese,
Past the Petpet stall.
Careful now; you do not want
To annoy Turtums at all.

Roll, roll, roll your cheese,
To'ard the castle towers.
Push it carefully through the yard;
Don't destroy the flowers!

Roll, roll, roll your cheese,
And turn it round in a loop.
You're almost at the kitchen now!
King Skarl will want his soup.

O Rolador de Queijo
by alan_sjm2

Lá em Meridell tem um Rolador de Queijos
Tem alguns que são doces como Beijos
Não posso ver, que logo eu desejo
Para você rolar tem todo um manejo

Olha, lá vem de novo aquele Techo
Vai falar de novo que não ganhei nenhum queijo...
Espera, dessa vez ele está cheio de cortejos
E me entregou um queijo!

Smelly Cheese Wins the Cheeseroller Trophy!
by pixie_tea

What's the game everyone has been talking about from Meridell this week?
It's the Cheeseroller game and is there a technique?
How do we play Cheeseroller you may ask?
Well, we simply buy one cheese at the start of the task.

Once you have your cheese, you have to roll it down the hill to the finish line where the game takes place,
This is definitely a timed race!
You get to keep your cheese if it reaches the finish line in under 60 seconds,
It's all bare hands, no need for weapons.

I will demonstrate and play right now for you to see,
I'll go with the Rotten Cheese and will start rolling my cheese in one, two, three.
The smelliest cheese should scare away all and hopefully clear the way so that it will move like a breeze.
Wow, look at it go and it's not hitting any trees!

Moving left, right, left, right,
Oh no! My cheese is starting to melt, will it make it to the finish in under 60 seconds since the sun is shining so bright?
Almost at the finish line... my cheese is fighting its way there,
The Rotten Cheese made it to the finish line in 50 seconds and I won the game by playing fair!

Not only that... the winning Rotten Cheese earned me the Techo - Cheesy avatar,
And what's that over there--- a trophy afar?
Definitely won't use this smelly cheese with macaroni,
But at least it won me the Cheeseroller trophy!

Cheese - Perfect to Please!
by dollsuki

If you want the first spot on Cheeseroller 
A Rotten Cheese would be a wonder,
A Cheese Angelpuss would make a fuss,
But a Cheese Licorice would be very nice.

There is a cheese for every species! 
In a Bori bun you will find leaves!
It is impossible to be sad
When all you see is a Blue Cheese Draik Head!

Even if you are fancy Kelp costumer
A Succulent Cheese Dip will not be enough in number! 
As I am munching my Grarrl Cheese Slices, 
I invite you to bring cheese to your Neohouses!

60 seconds or less
by flipfro

If you're ever in Meridell
and have time to play.
Head down to the cheese shop
and to the Cheese Maker, say:

the name of a cheese
you'd be willing to pay,
and after your purchase
you'll be on your way.

Roll the cheese down the hill
Dive left, dive right,
forward somersault, hold steady
push fast with delight!

If you finish the race
with sixty seconds in sight,
you'll win your first cheese
and a passion, ignite.

You'll be back every day
with new cheeses to taste.
Race against the clock
with not a second to waste.

But if you're not careful
eating cheeses in haste,
your entire personality
will become, cheese-based.

Cheesroller Cheesy
by profebest

Becoming a Grandmaster is tough,
Using the right or left the cheese is dung,
Saving time will be my goal,
If I manage to make it before 60 seconds though,

No matter what Spicy Juppie Cheese you choose,
Brick Cheese seems heavy don't lose,
Golden Cheese shiny enough runs slowly and gone,
Too bad it won't make it through the goal,

Darkberry Cheese is expensive but fancy,
Let's not forget about-
Plaid Cheese which is designer enough,
No matter what cheese you choose,

You will finish your goal before the time runs,
Happy Cheesy Poem Day!

Cheeseroller
by rielcz

I've only 60 seconds
To race this cheese straight down
From the top of Illusen's hill
To Meridell's fair town

I've only 50 seconds
I faster push the cheese!
It rolls along quite happily
This race will be a breeze

I've only 40 seconds
My fingers at the ready
I deftly avoid a big rock
By holding my cheese steady

I've only 30 seconds
A tree is in my way
A smooth left dive for flawless fun
This game is child's play!

I've only 20 seconds
A pothole's in my path!
I somersault straight through, avoiding
The terrain's great wrath

I've only 10 close seconds
The finish line's in sight!
I'm--

WHAM!

--knocked down by a jutting branch
I should have just dived right

Aim to Cheese
by sarah_jackie

Tilly Aisha has a problem though she’d rather not say.
Tilly Aisha got a present, in fact, she gets one every day.
Her friend, you see, is a baker, and a good one at that:
A Blumaroo, with a moustache too, complete with puffy hat.

He brings cheesecake by the slice, both chocolate and cherry.
Though she never takes a forkful, so he starts to worry.
“How about mac and cheese pizza, I made it just for you!”
But Tilly says no, actually, she’ll pass today too.

“A bagel, with scream cheese! The flavour is such a dream.”
But no, not today, much too scary and it’s not Halloween.
“Have a hot cheese croissant, it has two dozen layers!”
Tilly pushed the plate away, her colour turning greyer.

“Cheese panini!” Our Blumaroo chef is so proud to present.
What he doesn’t know: dear Tilly is lactose intolerant.

Fold in the cheese
by victoriathegr8one

Every night I awake,
In a cold, damp sweat,
Remembering the day,
Me and Chef Bonju met.

“I’ll teach you to cook!”
He had said with a grin
“It's easy, you’ll see,
C’mon, let's begin!”

I brought a recipe,
For an old family meal,
My mom’s Enchiladas
Thus began our ordeal.

It was going quite smooth
Or so I believed,
Until Chef Bonju said to
Fold in the cheese.

Fold in the cheese?
What does that mean?
I’m starting to doubt
This blumaroo knows much of cuisine.

“You just fold it in!”
He demands with a stutter
I’m starting to think
I should have just asked my mother.

“I get that, I do,”
I hear myself getting angry
“But rather than telling,
Could you maybe just show me?”

He replies with a glare
“I can’t show you everything!”
I reply “Okay well,
Could you show me this one thing?”

“I couldn’t be clearer!
You just-“ he begins.
 But I cut him off
“Don’t you say ‘fold it in.'”

“Fine! I quit!
You’re clearly done learning!”
And as he walks out the door,
I smell something burning.

So each night I awake
After counting my Babaas
And sometimes, I’ll admit,
I crave enchiladas.

Oh Wondrous Cheese!!!
by cinnabonski

Today's a day,
Be it most merry,
Oh celebration,
Of delectable dairy,

A fare so loved,
Its tastes so bold,
Flavours a plenty,
Be it hot or cold,

Come one come all,
Now raise your voice,
Jump for joy,
And exclaim your choice,

Fishy or Fragrant,
Brain or Brick,
So many wonders,
For you to pick,

Smoked and Space,
Potato and Plaid,
All glorious flavours,
Can be had,

Even Overgrown,
And Overripe,
What's your fancy,
What by your type,

Many to marvel,
So many to choose,
A plethora of options,
For you to peruse,

Do grab a slice 
Or grab a block,
Perhaps a wheel,
If it's in stock,

But if this nosh,
Doth stomach not agree,
Please fret not,
For other fun it can be,

Just climb a hill,
With claim in arm,
Plot the course,
Of very least harm,

Push away,
And send it fast,
Past the obstacles,
A time is cast,

If you can win,
A prize you'll claim,
Both treat and coin,
Perhaps trophy in name,

So rise and stand,
Applaud it please,
This amazing food,
This wondrous cheese!

my spirit is a wheel of cheese
by flufflepuff

my spirit
is a wheel of cheese
you pushed and rolled
it down a steep waleinback 
until, slowed to a complete
stop, battered and cluttered,
mercilessly   guttered
  covered       in grass
sticks          mud
   bro          ken 

you 

left

 it 

         for

                     gouda.

A Cheesy Poem
by _kougra_rules_

Cheese steak on the floor:
running high, running low.
Bouncing and bouncing:
until the stars...
I wish I can eat...
AT LEAST A PIECE!!!
I see your holes,
I breathe your smell...
That you are delicious:
I'm so so aware!
Cheese steak let me win,
If I can't eat you,
Then by poetry...
Cheese steak I know it now...
I got it by you:
IT'S MY FIRST GOLD!!!

Oh my cheese
by pulpinette

Choosing the right cheese
Is a challenge
Not everyone can achieve

It may sound cheesy
But I cherish cheese
As my own child

Oh my cheese

What should I pair it with?
Cherries or chocolate
Chili or nachos

Oh my cheese

I am French 
Cheese is part of me
I can feel it in my chest

Cheese Day Haikus
by zucchini55

Golden yellow hues,
my mouth is watering now,
delicious cheddar.

Stinky, smelly, gross,
why would you ever eat it,
yucky Limburger.

Like a mouldy blob,
containing blue and green veins,
repugnant bleu cheese.

Oh that holey gem,
with a slightly nutty taste,
beautiful Swiss Cheese.

Cheese Maker's Cheeseroller Diaries
by thedonkhouse

Today starts with some Quadruple Fudge,
On a steep hill, I dove left and the cheese didn't budge.

The Cheese Maker is what they call this simple Techo,
Always hold your cheese steady and never let go.

Go ahead and select the cheese for your roll,
Brick, Gooey Snot or Darkberry? How about some Overgrown?

In the corner, something dazzles and shines so bright,
So much cheese but this Shiny Golden Cheese seems right.

Dove right and pushed my Shiny Golden Cheese faster,
The cheese kept rolling and rolling into the pasture.

I scored low points today, some would say it's Terrible,
Ended up ripping my Techo Cheeseroller Hat, my only wearable!

Cheeseroller Chant
by prettyobscure

In 60 seconds or less
You must try your best!
To receive the reward
You must push hard!

Down the hill
Oh what a thrill!
Dive left, dive right
Oh what a fight!

To win the gold,
Praise the mould!
Whether it's Rotten, Snotty, or Fishy
Praise the Cheese because it's so pretty!

Is it Purple-Spotted? Very Stinky? Brick?!
Go now, dear Cheese! Quick! Quick!
Cheeseroller CHEESEMASTER
Faster, Faster!

The Cheeseburger Slushie: A Fortunate Accident
by _brainchild_

My burger fell in the machine!
That cheeseburger will not be seen
In one whole piece again, I fear.
I've dropped it into fate---oh, dear!

The slush machine shall swirl around.
Will a new tasty treat be found,
Or will the burger slush be gross?
Quite honestly, nobody knows.

When the machine stops spinning, I 
Try my Cheeseburger Slushie. Why,
I love the taste! Tomato and
Cheese blend for flavour oh so grand.

I thought this wouldn't be too nice,
Yet this fine slushie shall entice
Me to send burgers for a spin.
I drink my slushie with a grin.

Yella Mozzerella
by delrayhorse

Ah, cheese!
You aim to please.
You make my appetite weak in the knees!
My pets think you deserve your own neopies!

Yet though I long for avvie expertise,
Cheeseroller makes my temp rise a million degrees
I feel I have a better chance, at winning several lotteries
Though I adore you, I am most displeased

I click and I wheeze!
Looking skyward, I shout my pleas!
The finish line approaches, as we race through the trees!
I cross my fingers, but lament, "oh geez!"
Another loss, choosing "dash right" guarantees.

I whine to my neofriends, but we don't agree.
I guess this problem must just be me.
It seems like I need better luck, then finding a super attack pea.
It would be easier, to learn Cantonese.

Oh neopets universe, what is the key?
What is the secret I've just yet to see?
Must I join a cult, become a franchisee?
Seek out King Coltzan and give back my gifts that were free?

It's ok though, I won't end my trying spree.
I understand, the fickle nature of all things dairy.
I'll change my tactics though, up my strategy!
I'll just make a deal, with a dark faerie!

Cheese Day My Way
by boombaby13

From Gouda, Brie, Mozarella and Cheddar
You won't find a food that's better.
Healthy, nutritious and delish
Pile on a plate or any old dish.

Cheese for breakfast, lunch or dinner 
Or a snack that is always a winner. 
Perhaps though the best way to eat 
would be the creamiest of a dessert treat. 

Cheesecake is surely the best 
Plain, Chocolate or any of the rest. 
Expand the waistline of my jeans
I need that cheesecake instead of greens.

If the calories are not your thing
Perhaps a slice of Swiss is what to bring.
With all this delicious talk 
I may end up eating a whole block.

Cheeseroller
by annikkiadepp_

Roll your cheese down a cliff
give it a nice ol' sniff
Hold it tight, don't let go
your np will only grow 

if you stumble on a rock 
you'll lose time on the clock
If you make it in one min,
a nice avatar you'll win!

The Tragedy of the Lactose Intolerant
by ghostie_of_the_fc

A wretched round that’s very stinky,
another, white, and pepperminty,

One wheel slathered in rich honey,
one wheel wrapped up like a mummy,

A yellow wheel of Warty Blue,
a shapely round of Nimmo Tube,

A cheese with spice and one from space,
a cheese gone gold before the race

A Heavy Bark, a berry dark,
Licorice? Oh, I wish.
How I’ve wanted Purple Spotted,
rich and dark and finely dotted,
How I’ve yearned to try the plaid,
Always dapper, finely clad,

How I pine to taste the rind!
How I crave for just a shave!
But eating cheese is always tough
when you can’t digest the stuff.

A Cheesy Poem
by peacelovebliss

Once, roaming around Neopia
I certainly wasn't pleased
when I realized there's
no current option to paint
a dear pet or petpet Cheese
What madness this fact is!
We do like candy, sure
but so's a dairy product
with an odd, yellow allure
If playing Cheeseroller
frustrates you so much,
take a deep breath in knowing
there exists a Cheese Paint Brush
Imagine a seeing a Cheese Chia
or having your own  Cheese petpet
(The idea's rather ridiculous
but sounds fun, doesn't it?)
If having a Cheese Paint Brush
doesn't have you sold
then here's the greatest part:
those painted with it won't mold!
Consider this my wild petition
that conveniently doubles as my
"Cheesy" poem submission!