Moehog Day Special

The Revenge's Cook
by togepwi

On the Revenge's crew,
There's a stern Moehog making stew
She is the ship's cook
Arguably the most important among the crooks

Rolling pins at her side
She never lets incompetence slide
Every night there is a great meal
Don't dispute that unless you have nerves of steel!

You can't live without food
So everyone shows her their gratitude
If not, you'll pay the toll
She might tie you to the flagpole!

During invasions, she won't hesitate to fight
Don't get too close, she'll definitely bite!
Captain Scarblade may be ruler of the seas
But in the kitchen, it is her you must appease!

Moehog Plushies, Toys, and Joys
by chai7705

Moehogs are some of the most fun-loving Pets
All around and across Neopia,
So let's play today in honour of them
In a Toy and Plush-filled utopia!

Action figures are a great way to start
A jubilant day of much joy
00 Moehog, Darigan, and Chef
And Halloween Moehog toys!

Moehog Nesting Dolls are a treat
To stack and play a neat trick
Cloud Moehog Kite, Ghost Moehog Flying Disc
Go flying with a breeze and a flick!

If Red is your colour, then you may enjoy
A Plushie or perhaps Balloon
There's also a special Wind-Up Moehog
That with a few twists will go ZOOM!

A Wooden or a Pink Pull Along Toy
Are choices a bit more simple
And the Maraquan Moehog Music Box
Will sing you a cute little jingle

Last but certainly not least,
Are many Moehog Plushies
There's one (or more) for everyone
To squish, cuddle, or brushy!

8-Bit is softer than it may seem, 
Baby's cute as can be
Darigan has flappable wings, 
as well as the sweet Faerie!
Giant Moehog comes from NeoQuest, 
Moehog Explorer's from TCG
While Mutant Moehog is lying down, 
the New Years sits up with glee!
The Robot Moehog Plushie is cool, 
it rolls and transforms to a ball
Of course there's Blue, Green, Yellow, and Red, 
you have to collect them all!

Whichever Toy or Plushie you choose
On this special Moehog Day
Bring your friends, neighbours, and all around
And together we'll celebrate and play!

Moloch the Neovian Moehog
by i_lovee_icecream

A rough and tough contestant,
In the first Spooky Food Eating Contest.
Gorging himself unimaginably,
In his food, he’s drenched and dressed.

Moloch, the Moehog from Neovia,
Is a skilled Spooky Food eater.
Devouring the grossest fare to exist,
Of Festering Coffee, he could drink a liter.

But beyond his grotesque palate,
And horrendous indigestion.
He is a rather kind soul,
Of that there is no question.

Moloch lives on Threepenny Lane,
Across the street from his grandmother,
Who he likes to brew and bring tea for,
Every single day; making another and another.

After he has had his tea,
He takes his Zomutt for a walk.
Moloch says, “What a good boy!”
To his Spooky Petpet, he talks and talks.

Please look beyond his stature,
And his horrendous diet.
Moloch is an upstanding citizen,
Though he is quite quiet.

The Bringer of Night
by kittyko92

His name once struck fear
In the hearts of Bori.
Whenever they hear,
They remember the story.

The Bringer of Night
Disliked them so,
They fled from his might
In Ice Caves so low.

He was too strong
For them to defeat.
They could only long
For freedom so sweet.

His wrath had no end,
Nor his armies of undead
His will would not bend,
He filled all with dread.

But in one fateful moment
The Moehog turned to ice,
For his years of torment
He would pay the price.

A Bori so small
Stepped up and fought.
As for the Bringer's downfall,
He shattered on the spot.

The tale is still told,
But Bori now roam.
Thanks to Armin the bold,
They fear not the gloam.

My Little Moehug
by kellyclark1115

Having a bad day?
Have no fear,
Meet the littlest of friends,
the biggest of hugs is here!

This is Mr. Moehug,
he gives the best *huggle*. 
It will make even the saddest Pet
overjoyed with a cheery snuggle. 

Found in the Gift Shop,
he is constantly sought after.
You’d be lucky to snag one,
that’s for sure. 

Everyone needs one,
isn’t he just the cutest?
With his small purple arms
his soft hugs are the best. 

He’s the best friend to have,
found by your side. 
He’ll always support you,
so hold him with pride.

Moehog Madness
by eleganza_lights

Moehogs come in all shapes and colours,
Of kind hearts and love for others.
Walking around their farmlands,
Jumping into mud puddles without demands.

Many famous Moehogs you may know.
Judge Hog, the most bravest hero.
Defending Neopia from evil crimes,
Every villain can be undermined. 

Though keep away from the Darigan witch,
Morguss lives to cause a ridge.
Between those with hearts so pure,
Evil storms and spells are in store.

Play a game of cheat against an agent,
But he’s very sly, you’ll have to be patient.
Or visit Tyrannia on this month of Hunting,
The Moehawks’ tunes include lots of jumping.

Try to beat Sir Heffertin at gourmet club,
Beware he’s played so long, he’ll show you up.
Hope you enjoyed this Moehog recap,
Go see some Moehogs by visiting the Neopia map!

Ode to Mouthless-Moes!
by agedbeauty

I know some little Moehogs
Who like to wear Mouth-Be-Gone.
They dress up so fancy - 
With lots of makeup on!

They may wear the Be-Gone
And it may hide their snout,
But if you think these Moehogs are unhappy,
You do not know what they're about.

Some ask how can they scream
If their mouth stays hid
But I ask why would they scream
With doting owners who do as they bid?

Yes those so-called mouthless Moes
Are happy as can be
They do dance and they do frolic
In cute customs you can clearly see.

Maybe this trend 
Just isn't to your taste
But hey, that's okay - 
It doesn't mean that it's a waste!

Those of us with mouthless Moes
Love to dress them up so cute
And as we watch them frolic
Our joy is absolute!

Moehog of Cards
by thomaswilliams123

At the table for a 7th round, who do you meet?
Agent 00 Hog takes his seat.
The dealer passes out the 52 cards.
Getting rid of them all might be quite hard.

The name of the game, of course its Cheat!
8 different players you'll have to beat.
You probably have to cheat a time or two,
When you don't have the right card to move.

If you lie about which cards you place.
The other players may accuse your face.
If really cheated on that hand,
Gather all the cards in the middle, sinking in quicksand.

If you were accused and did no wrong,
To the accuser the middle cards belong.
It takes some time and maybe luck.
In the end you can make a few bucks

Win Gold trophy when you beat the best.
You'll probably forget about all the rest.
400 Neopoints and Battlecard too!
Winning this game puts you in a wonderful mood!

The Moehog Skull, a Battledome Treasure
by alagfalaswen

When speaking of powerful artefacts, it’s imminent 
that the Moehug Skull be mentioned, for it is one most rare,
The battlers whisper of it, their voices most reverent,
for its utilities are vast and work beyond compare.

One look into its hollow eyes and foes will freeze in fright,
granting a opportunity to strike them at full force,
It also deals mighty damage to quickly expedite
a decisive win over those who would hinder your cause.

If that weren’t enough, the Moehog Skull can also block
some incoming damage that would doubtlessly cause you pain,
A three-in-one equipment that will make your rivals balk,
Though its nine-figures price makes it a challenge to obtain.

Sometimes, I look at it with the greed of those who covet,
Yet other times, I think about the Moehog it once was,
Were they aware, past-death, they would be hexed into a threat? 
Did they approve of this, or did they shy from such a course?

Did they grow up preparing to become a lucky charm?
Or was it a curse of revenge brought down upon their head?
Does their spirit spectrally watch their skull's use with alarm,
or do they revel in the blows that it causes instead?
 
Whichever fate it was, I wish the Moehog Skull’s ghost peace,
and pray it is aware of the respect that we display,
As for myself, I hope, if Lady Luck would only please
drop one into my lap that I may equip it someday.

Clop the Moehog
by truebrony

Down in the darkest, dampest cell
Beneath the cruel dungeons of the Darigan Citadel
Lives a poor Moehog by the name of Clop
A prisoner of Master Vex, who never seems to talk

His bright red eyes may glare at you
A contrast to his chains of deep, dark blue
His sharp yellow teeth are ominous, alright
Bathed in the glow of the pale moonlight

Clop is best known for his two sharp hooves
He uses them to talk instead of his words
‘Clop!’ He knocks against the floor
‘Clop, clop!’ He knocks his hooves some more

“What is it?” You might ask in vain
To see if you might ascertain
This strange pattern of communication
In hopes of seeking illumination

But all that you will get, my friend
Will lead you back to this dead end
He’ll clop his hooves against the floor
Best not to bother him anymore…

The Bringer of Night
by theguy2020

From a time long ago,
This ancient Moehog was attempting to disrupt balance and flow,
Engaging in mischief is something he did,
Starting something that most would forbid! 

Waging a war against a group of Bori, 
That was just the beginning of his story,
They know him to be fierce and strong,
Something they will admit even though they think he is wrong!

The ancient Bori civilization was able escape,
Leaving their community in great shape,
The same could not be said at the time for the Bringer himself,
As he was laid to rest in a tomb on a shelf!

Interesting in destroying everything in his path,
He was hoping for his enemies to all face his wrath,
The only way the Bori were able to escape was by hiding in the ice,
Managing to avoid the Bringer’s vice!

Having the power to summon large armies during the night,
The Bringer is not a foe would want to fight,
With the sheer numbers a battle won’t be quite fair,
And the Bringer isn’t known to be one to spare! 

Luckily, his army disappears when the sun starts to rise,
Something one should wait for if they are wise,
Rumours have it that he is still lurking about,
Some hear his voice from specific voids over Neopia randomly starting to shout!

Why You Need A Moehug
by 9kas

Have you heard of this wonderful item?
That gives you hugs when you need them?
The Moehug is Neopia’s newest trend,
So read on to learn more about this gem!

With purple cloth that’s oh-so velvety,
A warm, cheesy smile with such sincerity,
The Moehug offers the coziest huggles,
Its presence in your life is truly a necessity. 

A Moehug is often bought to be gifted
To a friend who needs their spirits lifted.
And when you send them a Moehug with love,
You know they will be instantly addicted.

Or if you’re sorely in need of friendship,
Something attached to you at the hip.
A Moehug awaits, its arms spread ready
To embrace you with the tightest grip. 

But most importantly, when you feel blue
There’s always something waiting for you:
A Moehug’s calm and reassuring presence
Is always enough to pull you through. 

So what else are you still waiting for?
Come on over to the Neopian gift store!
Prepare your NP, get ready for restocks,
And quickly snatch a Moehug (or more)!

MOEHAWK RAWKS YOUR KRAWK!!
by oppseas01

Moehawk is our name,
Music’s our game
Prepare to hear the best you’ve ever heard,
Jams so good even the meanest Wocky purred.

Have you ever heard metal mixed with funk?
If not, come to our show and see us, punk!
Tyrannian Concert Hall is where we rock
When you enter, you will be in shock!

Feel free when you’re here to bang your head,
Or if it’s your style, disco dance instead!
We aren’t picky as long as you come,
And get down to the beat of the drum!

So if you wanna venture out and experience the best,
Show up on the 31st each month, and we’ll do the rest.
We’ll throw in a t-shirt that’s green with ripped sleeves.
Just be careful, it’s so cool, you’ll need to protect it from thieves!

MOEHAWK RAWKS YOUR KRAWK!!

A Prisoner's Plight
by dihybrid

A prison is a joyless spot
To find yourself inside.
Within your cell, there’s little space
And nowhere to hide.

What use are the wings upon his back
When shackles prevent flight?
The Citadel looms high, imposing,
Forever as dark as night.

So when Clop was invited
To compete in Vex’s game,
His hoof struck once, a single “clop,”
The reason for his name.

Was it the war that took his speech,
Or something from before?
Perhaps it’s been the countless years
He spent behind cell doors?

A Moehog of some mystery
Makes for a wild opponent.
Especially when playing means
He feels free in the moment.

Unbeknownst to Warden Vex,
Clop has been making plans.
A simple message may be dropped
From hoof to find a hand.

Just because he does not speak
Doesn’t mean he’s lost his words.
A tournament’s potential
For our little jailbird.

If you should seek the dungeons out,
Be quiet, be alert.
You might, perhaps, be interested
In something quite covert.

Go play the game of Cellblock
And trust that he will judge you well.
He may just bring you something small
From his dungeon cell.

And should you take it, keep it safe
Until delivery.
A game may become a prison break,
But you didn’t hear it from me!